Resident Evil – Apocalypse
The sequel is out in theaters and has raked in over $23 Million in its first week! The movie begins where the first left off. The virus has spread from the underground lab The Hive, forcing the Umbrella corporation to quarantine the entire city. Yeah, that’s basically the entire movie. The only part of the plot that was somewhat interesting was the very end of the movie, but I will not give that away. The special effects seemed low budget, even with today’s technology. The fight scenes, to quote Christy Lemire, “are a dark and messy mix of overly edited swish pans and jump cuts.” Based upon whether or not your played the videos games could also slant your outlook on the movie. This movie would have been a complete let down for me if it wasn’t for two things: Sienna Guillory and Milla Jovovich.

That’s right, this movie is saved from another bad review because these two ladies are freaking sexy! Resident Evil – Apocalypse may be a bad movie, but it has two unrealistically sexy women in risque outfits beating the shit out of zombies! Would this movie be even worth watching without Sienna Guillory and Milla Jovovich? No, probably not. Milla Jovovich is so sexy, she makes a no name character in the movie bleed out of his eyes just by looking at him! So if your debating seeing the movie, remember, it has two beautiful girls in sexy clothes beating the shit out of zombies. So don’t expect too much more than this.
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I remember my husband saying that back in his bachelor days, he and a friend went into a video store to pick up something to watch for the evening. The clerk asked them what they wanted, and my husband’s friend thought for a minute and then said “Something that has tits, things exploding, and someone getting shot in the face.” I guess those were his criteria for a worthwhile movie.
Comment by bluesmama — 10/26/04 @ 8:29 pm
DO A REVIEW FOR CRY WOLF! Oh stuff it I will:
Cry Wolf = Awesome twists! I’m a horror movie junkie and I didn’t see it coming! It starts off and you think it’s going to be one of your average joe boring horror movies.. oh and RE: Apocalypse? I think it’s pretty good. Okay I really only like the soundtrack… Killswitch Engage & Demon Hunter? makes my day. I’m going to waste my time elsewhere now.
Comment by XxxskullpixiexxX — 7/9/06 @ 2:12 am