Oh man, this is great! I’m supposed to keep this confidential per our email conversation, but, I’m way too excited to do that! I received an email from a Mr. Samuel Kouame earlier today. Basically, his father was a very wealthy gold merchant in Accra. He was recently killed during a business trip with his associates (those back stabbers). Luckily, before he actually died, he called my correspondent, Mr. Kouame, and let him know of $7.5 Million and 40 kg of gold that he had in a secret bank account for him!

This is where I come in. I will get at least $1.5 Million dollars of this just for letting Mr. Samuel Kouame use my bank account to transfer the money! That is basically all I have to do. I just forwarded Mr. Samuel Kouame my bank account number with pin number, my social security number and a copy of my license and birth certificate just to make sure that everything goes along without a hitch. Thank god for the internet. I would have never received such a great opportunity!

Note: This is a joke and if you receive an email like this, it is a scam.