That’s right, CBS has to pay half of a million dollars ($550,000 to be exact) for their “wardrobe malfunction” during the superbowl. I’m sure it shocked and offended SO many people. After all, who would want their innocent children to see such outlandish and disgraceful things on television. I’m so outraged as well! I couldn’t stop talking about it for months after it happened.

Actually, I could really give a shit. The funny part is, some of these parents that scream “what about the children” end up neglecting them, leaving them sitting in front of the television for hours at a time hoping that it will make up for their terrible parenting skills. Has anyone watched MTV lately? The station that actually used to play music? In my opinion, the garbage that airs on that poor excuse for a station is much worse than the split second of Janet’s breast. Why aren’t people fining and boycotting that station? Oh wait, I know, hypocrisy and money.

This country is full of individuals that will whine over something extremely insignificant and how it affected their angelic persona, then run home and download every picture possible of Janet Jackson’s breast online. Yes, months and months after the fact, 10,000 + times a day, people are still looking for Janet’s boob pics on the internet. Yo, there is much better pics on the internet than Janet Jackson’s breast, expand your horizons sicko. Maybe to something like Elf butt sex while a man cries. And yes, that is searched for on google about 10 times a day. Scary isn’t it.