Well, I have good news. All the boycotting from Hurricane Ivan worked! People doubted me, sent me hate mail, stole my shrubbery, threw tomatoes at my house and, above all, tried to deflate our resolve. After all of this, our plans of boycotting Ivan worked. We didn't prepare and over 300 people gathered on the beaches of St. Petersburg, Florida and protested the storm. While it was quite scary, as you can see, Ivan passed us right by only to hit the Florida Panhandle. Let me apologize to the people that received damage from Ivan; we had no idea that we had so much power in determining the path of the storm.

Now it's Jeanne that want to threaten us with it's strong, yet mysteriously sexy winds and heavy rain. The devastation will stop here. We are going to boycott this storm as well. I haven't prepared one bit and don't plan on doing so. If you would like to join our protest, check the latest hurricane predictions and meet us where the eye will be directly hitting the east of Florida. Our resolve must be strong and diligent! We did not take any shit from Ivan and we will take the same approach for Jeanne! Join us, this is a call to arms!