Apparently, this blog needs more cowbell!
I have recently been informed that this blog needs more cowbell. It got me thinking and I have come to a realization. Not only does this blog need more cowbell, but my life is missing it too. Therefore, I have decided to take a cowbell wherever I go and bang on it relentlessly.
When people tell me to stop or else I'll "get fired" or "get my ass beat," I'll look at them straight in the eye hypnotically and say, "You need more cowbell." Maybe then they will begin to understand the deeper meaning and internal struggle of the cowbell and the extravagant statement I'm making by banging on it everywhere I go. Well, I can only hope. I know that some people will not see the brilliance in it, and it's not those people that concern me. The ones with a fever are way more important. They need to realize immediately, that the only prescription is more cowbell. *bangs on cowbell*
Check Bin Laden Calls for More Cowbell and Too Much Cowbell? for more cowbell propaganda.
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you’re darned right it needs more cowbell!!! what doesn’t?
Comment by drew — 9/30/04 @ 3:00 am
I think you should create a Blue Blog cow bell group! seriously.
I would join, we could meet up online every two weeks and discuss the joy and fun that we get from the Cow bell use.
let me know if this group will be established, I need somewere to hang out… sob!
Comment by FunkyDude — 10/6/04 @ 3:01 am
dude.. i think you need cowbell in every post
Comment by frantik — 10/13/04 @ 3:54 am
what doesn’t need more cowbell?
Comment by miosis — 10/18/04 @ 12:42 pm
My husband’s a drummer - recently got a cowbell - drives us all crazy at practice by hitting it in unexpected places…our guitarist (his brother) gets this crazy little tic whenever he hears the cowbell…I guess people feel passionately about it.
Comment by bluesmama — 10/26/04 @ 11:10 am
stickers man.. Got Cowbell? yup…
Comment by Patrick — 11/5/04 @ 6:35 pm
this is absolutely hilarious. some guys at work used to constantly say that. WE NEEDMORE COWBELL!!!! they said it constantly in the kitchen and it never freaking got old. cowbell is absolutely the greatest musical instrument ever.
Comment by Mike — 3/29/05 @ 2:14 am
duuude. i think we all need a little more cow bell. it’s good for the soul right?
Comment by blonde — 3/29/05 @ 6:24 am
lol
Comment by dotcomUNDERGROUND — 4/8/05 @ 3:29 pm
Don’t argue with Bruce Dickinson!
Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 9/22/05 @ 12:22 pm
I married a cowbell
Comment by KaptainKorea — 11/28/05 @ 10:03 pm
Cowbell–
Cowbell was a pretty severe laxative from the Cowberry bushes, and you could still purchase it in the 50″s in the USA.
NOBODY would certainly want to have alot of that. On the bottle it said 1/2 tspn for 175 lb person and not to be given under any circumstances to anyone under 12.
Now that is what Cowbell was and how you guys got the name of cowbell is because they used to hang a bell around a cows neck with a leather strap and if they only left her in that field for a very short time or she would die from eating too much of it.
Comment by Cowbell — 8/13/06 @ 2:27 pm