Aishwarya Rai Cloned!
Are you familiar with Bollywood, even if only through Amon Tobin's sound manipulation on Out from Outwhere [how's that for a ludicrously obscure reference]? Well, you may know the name Aishwarya Rai. Earlier this week, news was released that the former Miss World had possibly been cloned somewhere at a secret facility in London. Rumors spread about the town quickly. The gossip became bizarre. People suggested everything from Aishwarya had been cloned and fused together with a spawn of Michael Jackson to her having her arms surgically removed and replaced by tentacles with razor sharp armor capable of cutting through a human sternum.
Today, all false statements subsided as Aishwarya Rai took part in a shocking photo shoot with her clone. Some are saying it is somewhat of an outlandish thing to do. "What if the clone tries to steal the spotlight, Aishwarya? What will you do then?!" a concerned Indian citizen said. Rai is now working on the film Pride and Prejudice which is being marketed like a worldwide blockbuster. If successful, she will be the first Indian Star to breakthrough to Bollywood's ugly and evil step sister, Hollywood. Hopefully, the real Aishwarya will get the credit.
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what do u mea clone, is it she real are there 2 aishwaryas
Comment by lidia — 5/21/05 @ 10:00 am
Wow! That’s really weird…Aishwarya Rai being cloned??? No wonder she’s so pretty…both the clone and her lookk very pretty…lol…YOU’RE THE BOMB AISHWARYA!!
Comment by Mugnin Badhon — 9/1/05 @ 4:48 pm
I dont believe that she’s been cloned at all, people that listen to rumours must be stupid and so not grown up. the girl in the pic might be her sister or even a cousin for all we know and propley wants to take aishwarya rai’s steps in the modeling industry and maybe the bollywood but i find her too older looking.
Comment by sanjana — 9/29/05 @ 4:26 pm
Then answer me this, sanjara. How come her clone looks exactly like her (like clones normally do). If you can explain that, I will give you the change in my pocket PLUS 10 internets on floppy disks.
Comment by recipher — 9/29/05 @ 5:16 pm
original is always better. Clones areclones and can nevereat the original. Posterity is assured in Tussads.
Comment by geetha — 10/18/05 @ 3:41 am
u fuck shits its a plastic doll gawd
Comment by jt — 2/19/06 @ 11:22 pm
i want to be an Actor
Comment by ADEEL HUSSAIN VIRK — 7/3/07 @ 6:15 pm