A new product from the Kameo Corporation was just released in Japan. It consists of a headless torso and a stuffed arm that “holds” the lonely sleeper. It is called the Boyfriend’s Arm Pillow, and it’s quite the interesting idea. We interviewed a few Japanese people that have used the product. Here were their responses.

Chikuma Akera, age 26, found it to be quite a frightening experience. “Sometimes, when I’m half asleep, the hand caresses my arm. At first, it was emotionally satisfying, but it’s starting to get quite uncomfortable,” said Chikuma nervously. Jun Tansho, age 32, said she was very impressed with the product. “It’s just satisfying to know that I can sleep well at night and feel secure in the process,” she stated. “The pillow can get quite frisky too, gently rubbing my nipples while I read or watch TV. I really haven’t gone all the way with it or anything yet!” Jun tells us followed by a hearty laugh. “It’s kind of sexy… like the wind,” she said seductively.

A few members from Blue Distortion almost tried it out. The majority of us are actually quite dismayed of an inanimate object, a pillow none the less, that moves around and tries to touch you at night. We regretfully can’t give you our own personal review. The PR representative from Kameo Corporation was not available for immediate comment. Luckily, there have been no reports of violence from the Boyfriend’s Arm Pillow as of today.