With his opposition to stem cell research, Bush has killed Superman. That's right, Christopher Reeves is dead because George Bush is against stem cell research. Not only will his opposition put us years behind the world in terms of medical technology, but it will also kill many other superheroes with life threatening physical conditions in the process.

Vartox, extraterrestrial of the planet Valeron, was at first an enemy of Superman. "I haven't been on Earth for quite some time, but, I was shocked to hear the news," said Vartox. "Would Bush wake up already? Stem cell research is the future of medicine." Lex Luthor, long time enemy of Superman was happy with the news. "I couldn't have asked for a greater gift from my good friend George," salivates Lex. "I think I want to form some sort of coalition of evil in the following months with him."

While interviewing Lex, he was killing newborn kittens and eating them... just for fun. His giant poster of George Bush eerily gazed down at us. Lex asked us to stay a bit cause Dick Cheney was coming by to hang out and kill puppies like the one above. He also talked about accidentally shooting "liberal" lawyers like Harry Whittington, a ironic way to feed the gun control nuts so they don't pay attention to the widespread corruption in both parties. We decided it was time to go.