Have any of you viewed the latest presidential debate? It seems that you can never really get a straight answer about who really won. Let's face it, the reviews of these debates are quite slanted and biased. Here's a quick rundown of what really happened during the debates, courtesy of Distracted on the Blue Distortion Forums. Here is the original thread.

The energy was amazing. At one point Kerry started to glow green and made Bush levitate, but before he could do anything George's hair turned blonde and started to grow. He turned into a level 3 super sayian monkey and whomped his ass, hard.

Afterwards, Bush pluged in his electric guitar and amp and proceeded to wail "We are the Champions" by Queen (a tactless low blow to the gay community). After his 15 minute guitar solo he took a fetus, ripped it in half and drank the spinal fluid to replenish his strength after his bewildering open-handed ass pounding of John Kerry.

Subsequently, the crowd all got naked and a massive orgy proceeded. George got firsts on all the hot chicks. By the time Kerry woke up, everyone had promised their vote to George because of his willingness to eat an unborn child.

All and all, I'd say it was a little bit more interesting than the first debate, but not much.

Thank you Distracted for the very articulate and non-biased synopsis of the event.