The most important trials ever held in Iraq is undoubtedly those against Saddam and his evil regime. However, the trial just became a little more worrisome for prosecutors. Vital evidence for the forthcoming trials of the ousted president Saddam Hussein and other officials, has been lost or tainted. Everyone agrees that security expert John Clemmor is to blame. “I really do apologize for this. I mean, those documents were right here, like, a couple days ago,” John stated. With a cool glass of lemonade spritzer in one hand and his Danielle Steel novel in the other, John didn’t look too concerned.

Last month, Blue Damage broke the story of his apology for the missing 380 tons of missing explosives. Why the government would trust him with extremely crucial evidence after losing the explosives is still a mystery. Roger, still good friends with John, told us, “As I said before John’s a great guy. He just doesn’t pay attention to what’s really going on outside of his little world.” John fumbled around through his fanny pack in search of the lost evidence. “I will find the evidence, I know it’s around here somewhere. Why someone didn’t make a copy of it or… actually, I was supposed to make the copy,” John told us. He said afterwards that he was going to look around for a few more minutes and then call it quits. “I’ve got other action items on my plate today,” he told us.