Comments on: Backing Up the Internet

By: Mac Hacker

Mac Hacker — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:36:07 +0000

Oh no the CIA is coming helcvfmce dsmxz

By: Mac Hacker

Mac Hacker — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:29:41 +0000

Im downloading the internet on to my 200 exabyte “liberated” DOD/CIA server. It taken me so far: 5 years 123 days 19 hours 28 minutes 47 seconds… and counting. It will never finish because the internet is always being updated. I have most of the internet in my 20th sub-level secret lab.

By: matty

matty — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:34:08 +0000

im tellin you guys..i had sucessfully download all the internet!!and im selling it right now!

create ur own url???!!!no worries give me 5bucks can i use http://www.bluedamage.com as ur very own url!!And alots more xD

~the merchant~

By: Pranab

Pranab — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:01:09 +0000

I’m trying to backup the ethernet. Do I need an ethernet card or will my car radio do?

By: KaptainKorea

KaptainKorea — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:55:22 +0000

the internet fit on six floppy disks, should I be worried?

By: Fat Kid At McDonalds

Fat Kid At McDonalds — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 18:40:15 +0000

Should you be fortunate enough to be as internet savvy as I am, you might have Windows 98 installed. With this, you can compress the internet using Winzip, then compress that file using WinRar. Once this is done, you can compress the WinRar file once again with WinZip into a self extracting file, then compress that file with WinAce. Once you get all of the air out of the internets with this compression technique, you can download them to a USB drive. Remember, if you do not click ‘safely remove hardware’ icon before taking the USB drive out of your computer, all of the files will decompress causing your USB drive to explode, spilling every single file from the internets all over your house. If this should happen, you can go to command line and type this:
format house:
This erase all computer files from your house. However, should your USB drive explode in your office, you will need to install a copy of Office in order to format your office.
I learned all of this from some dude.

By: recipher

recipher — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 09:40:48 +0000

Shotz, I normally don’t compress, but, I’ve heard some great things about it from some internet buddies that I have. This new, more efficient way seems to be a lot more user friendly. I think I’ll give it a shot on my Windows 3.1 build, I never got around to installing 95 yet.

By: recipher

recipher — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 09:37:54 +0000

Nate, nice work. I’ll probably test this out tomorrow on a couple internets that I come across (and have already downloaded of course).

Cheers.

By: Shotz

Shotz — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 08:32:10 +0000

i find theres an easier way. for this you will need a fresh install of windows 95 with MSIE. there will be a little icon on the desktop labeled “The Internet.” just cut that from the desktop, insert a blank floppy disk, navigate to the floppy, and paste. backing up the internet windows style.

somehow good ol’ billy found out how to compress the internet back then.

By: Nate

Nate — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 19:55:42 +0000

Wow! this is the most efficent command ever!!! I only had to use 40 million floppy disks also this command works to:

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“deltree /internet -now”
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This will delete the internet…. Mu a ha ha ha ha

By: Jason

Jason — Thu, 26 May 2005 07:43:05 +0000

“Floppy disks are the most efficient place to store plenty of data”

I’m detecting sarcasm here

By: some bozo

some bozo — Wed, 25 May 2005 19:34:25 +0000

has anyone ever tried downloading the internet yet? i heard that a dalek on the UK’s new Doctor Who series managed to download the internet and drain 5 states of all energy supplies. then it found out there were no other daleks to give it commands, poor thing

By: dotcomUNDERGROUND

dotcomUNDERGROUND — Fri, 08 Apr 2005 09:24:49 +0000

lolllll

mv internet /dev/null

damnnn i deleted internet

By: Recipher

Recipher — Sat, 11 Dec 2004 07:21:18 +0000

By: 808blogger

808blogger — Thu, 09 Dec 2004 23:41:03 +0000

i agree with you NEOCONS are going crazy. I didnt suggest bush stay. I just suggested that liberal hippies goto /dev/null Its much nicer for them in there, a little closer to the socialist utopia they love so much