Blogger Pissed, Still no Girlfriend
We all know the the surefire way to pick up ladies is by blogging. Absolutely. Richard King, a self proclaimed “blogger by influence,” is quite pissed off that he still hasn’t met any ladies. Blue Damage spoke with Richard to discuss his love life, or, lack there of. “I’ve been blogging for, like, 6 months or so,” said Richard. “All of my internet buddies told me that blogging using Wordpress was the easiest way to pick up ladies online. I still haven’t met one girl from this whole ordeal. I mean, I usually only get spam comments.” Richard told us that he covers very interesting topics ranging from calligraphy, stamp collecting to even milk taste-testing.
“Seriously, why don’t I have a girlfriend yet? I’m starting to get quite angry to be honest,” he said. Richard confided in us that a few opportunities did arise for a love interest, but, these were shattered like a bottle of Jim Bean against the cold, hard concrete when he found out that they were all 40+ year old balding men. “I mean, don’t get me wrong, I definitely appreciate the flattering sex solicitations from older men, but, that’s just not my style,” Richard told us. “On top of this whole thing, my Mom totally didn’t get me everything I wanted for Christmas. I could just cry,” Richard sobbed. We sat there and watched Richard cry for a few minutes. He cried hard. We snuck away when he wasn’t looking. Maybe blogging himself to death is an option. Thank God the writers here at Blue Damage pick up ladies all the time from our articles. Why else would we do it?
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clarkinhimer met his woman in a very bad way…i was testing my
bike that was falling apart on me, i was engoying a smooth ride
at max coastin speed, as i was transferring from the eleamentry school that i like to hang at to the high/ middle school i had turned a like a 10degree corner when i saw my woman sitting there with her freinds and she was blocking the path ahead and so i tried to pull the emergecy brake cable when the bike hit hers
i flew over the handle bars and landed in her friened’s lap
our bikes were completely totald mine got the whole front end ripped off. then i started to get to know her and here we are today
3 yrs.and still goin strong
Comment by clarkinhimer — 3/18/07 @ 9:16 pm
pt 2
my woman (alexandrea but alex for short) is experiencing magor problems,she is currently in jail for driving a truck w/out a CDL.
my truck (1 out of 6) is a 1961 IH cargostar, and it’s owned by me and the La crosse civil defense agency. alex was driveing the truck when a cop pulled her over and checked her licence and she was clean til now, i dont under stand that a truck that has a 2 ton rear end
needs to have a CDL to be driven properly ,she will be out in 5 days.it not her fault its just a new rule that they NEVER told us all about, but the civil defense will take this to court and try to fix this
and another problem is over the weekend i was playing with a rubber band and launched a penney and it went right through
the tv tube, so i jumped in the ol’ van that has over 300k miles
and hauld ass to wal mar (here the t in wall mart was stolen)
and got a 60 by 60 plasma because it has to be big or no tv( like go loud or go home car wise) the thing sits a little low so i went back and broke down half way ( old ass alternators burn up like all 3.1’s do) got er a stand for the tv and droped into a gm dealer and ended up getting a new fuel filter, injector, cerpentien belt,
oil, plugs, plug wires, alternator with a fuckin warrinty that lasts as
long as it works,and tire rotateion with free line up. cost $862.57 and my parents were pissed when the fucker broke down because my dad just put a alt. in er. the tv is in the van is haveing
new exaust pipes that run out both sides w/chrome 45 slash tips
NO MUFFLERS, GLASS PACKS OR CATLETICS. it should have a better fuel milage and a better attude wile going down the road
dont mess with the chevy lumina because they are good vans.
alex loves it and she will buy a pair of dayton spoke rims for it.
later.
Comment by clarkinhimer — 3/19/07 @ 9:12 pm
1 day until my woman gets out the civil defense acad. is storing my truck safly, also i went to get me permit and they rejected me for not being in the social sec. data base
MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!
Comment by clarkinhimer — 3/23/07 @ 11:09 am
alex has been out for awile,the lumina has its new 11,000 doller
rims,the cabover ih has ben sold,3 cops lost thier jobs because of this hell,alex hates my guts for the tvand i cant afford gas to haul ass.
damn oil refineries
later.
Comment by deisel and mac abuser — 5/20/07 @ 1:06 pm