Comments on: Monkeys NOT Working Around the Clock, On Strike http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/ The most important and sarcastic information on the interweb. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:29:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: koryy http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-2191 koryy Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:58:23 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-2191 hey!!! wow those monkeys are ... well... i dunno they just are.. maybe they are smart... yet stuipid.. no??? meway... i agree with Pranab Sulian... lol koryy hey!!!
wow those monkeys are … well… i dunno they just are..
maybe they are smart… yet stuipid.. no??? meway… i agree with Pranab Sulian… lol
koryy

]]> By: Pranab Salian http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-1486 Pranab Salian Tue, 06 Dec 2005 17:19:57 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-1486 Hey, a word to all you monkeys.. quit Fox while the job market for you is hot. The Government is looking for you. Lots of vacancies in public office. Hey, a word to all you monkeys.. quit Fox while the job market for you is hot. The Government is looking for you. Lots of vacancies in public office.

]]> By: KaptainKorea http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-1452 KaptainKorea Tue, 29 Nov 2005 02:06:13 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-1452 Crazy ass monkeys, they act all innocent now like they aren't plotting to kill Sting...well I'd like to see them try! Crazy ass monkeys, they act all innocent now like they aren’t plotting to kill Sting…well I’d like to see them try!

]]> By: Fat Kid At McDonalds http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-1274 Fat Kid At McDonalds Mon, 12 Sep 2005 16:11:58 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-1274 Cool Chic loves monkeys a little too much and apparently ping, with his/her subliminal message, is a spokesperson for the McDonalds corporation that visits random websites in order to 'beef up' burger sales. Cool Chic loves monkeys a little too much and apparently ping, with his/her subliminal message, is a spokesperson for the McDonalds corporation that visits random websites in order to ‘beef up’ burger sales.

]]> By: groinsniffer http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-1175 groinsniffer Mon, 01 Aug 2005 05:41:19 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-1175 Monkeys are too sexy to go to work. Monkeys are too sexy to go to work.

]]> By: some bozo http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-808 some bozo Wed, 25 May 2005 19:43:18 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-808 is this because of robbie williams? yes, i know he wrote a song called me and my monkey, but are the monkeys also on strike because they are treated badly (like makeup or something)? is this because of robbie williams? yes, i know he wrote a song called me and my monkey, but are the monkeys also on strike because they are treated badly (like makeup or something)?

]]> By: ping http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-746 ping Thu, 19 May 2005 13:16:55 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-746 MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! :D ;) :) :p MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! MONKEY!! :D ;) :) :p

]]> By: ping http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-745 ping Thu, 19 May 2005 13:12:47 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-745 hey.. monkeys r so so so so cute im sure ppl will argree wid me i want a monkey like da 1 on ace ventura its well prettyfied :) im luvin it ;) ;) hey..
monkeys r so so so so cute im sure ppl will argree wid me i want a monkey like da 1 on ace ventura its well prettyfied :) im luvin it ;) ;)

]]> By: Monkey Lova http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-668 Monkey Lova Mon, 09 May 2005 08:28:02 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-668 respect monkeys! I AM ONE MYSELF :D :D :D respect monkeys! I AM ONE MYSELF :D :D :D

]]> By: cool chick http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-407 cool chick Fri, 01 Apr 2005 03:42:45 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-407 there should be more pctures of frick'in monkeys because i love them so so much i even own a monkey named Cocanut we even sleep together so comfortible there should be more pctures of frick’in monkeys because i love them so so much i even own a monkey named Cocanut we even sleep together so comfortible

]]> By: Fox Network! http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-368 Fox Network! Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:47:43 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-368 We at Fox have been looking at the conditions of the Monkeys and are close to reaching a contract that they will definitely agree to. The conditions include one tree per 2 acres of cubicle space in each office. A dish of sweet baby bananas to maximize the amount of bananas available. We also have a benefits package that incudes vet visits with a co-pay of only twenty lashes to the back as opposed to most networks who offer a co-pay of 35 lashes to the chest. We are also in search of a replacement whore monkey. The usual, LoLa, has passed away do to a scraping found in her kidneys inflicted apparently by a series of poundings to that area. The strike has in no way influenced us into outsourcing do in part to the lack of creative talent that only the fox staff has. We do plan to resolve this soon as our summer line up does seem to need more shows that do not include cow bells. We were going to hire human writers but this seemed to costly. That is all the information we are currently releasing until further notice. We at Fox have been looking at the conditions of the Monkeys and are close to reaching a contract that they will definitely agree to. The conditions include one tree per 2 acres of cubicle space in each office. A dish of sweet baby bananas to maximize the amount of bananas available. We also have a benefits package that incudes vet visits with a co-pay of only twenty lashes to the back as opposed to most networks who offer a co-pay of 35 lashes to the chest.

We are also in search of a replacement whore monkey. The usual, LoLa, has passed away do to a scraping found in her kidneys inflicted apparently by a series of poundings to that area. The strike has in no way influenced us into outsourcing do in part to the lack of creative talent that only the fox staff has. We do plan to resolve this soon as our summer line up does seem to need more shows that do not include cow bells. We were going to hire human writers but this seemed to costly. That is all the information we are currently releasing until further notice.

]]> By: mak_man http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-274 mak_man Sat, 26 Feb 2005 03:10:32 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-274 monkeys scare me... monkeys scare me…

]]> By: Conner http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-164 Conner Sun, 16 Jan 2005 21:53:20 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-164 I want a chip for a pet - really i do! I want a chip for a pet - really i do!

]]> By: Trevor http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-123 Trevor Wed, 12 Jan 2005 17:31:48 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-123 Why are monkeys so funny in movies, but not in real life? Why are monkeys so funny in movies, but not in real life?

]]> By: ali http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-119 ali Tue, 11 Jan 2005 05:03:37 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/01/10/monkeys-working-around-the-clock/#comment-119 the monkey will write what its told or else it gets the hose again. bobo sounds so emo-core!! <3 the monkey will write what its told or else it gets the hose again.

bobo sounds so emo-core!!

<3

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