Scientists always have been very intrigued by Titan, the only moon in our entire solar system with an atmosphere of it’s own. Clouds in Titan’s atmosphere has kept the surface a secret until now. The first color picture from the surface of Saturn’s moon was sent back to the European Space Agency’s (ESA) Huygens probe a couple days ago. Surprising scientists across the globe, Titan’s surface is possibly made out of Viagra. The surface is muddled with small rocks protruding out into the atmosphere.

“We think these stumpy rocks erected from the surface could be made of Super Viagra,” said Titan scientist Richard Ishard. “The dark seas of liquid are still a mystery, however. Some are speculating that, instead of methane liquid, it could be some sort of weird, amphibious Viagra lizards living on the surface.” This discovery is being received with warm applause and open arms from older men with no blood flow in the lower regions. Mike Shal, a man with erectile dysfunction, is very excited. “I have no idea what this means for me, but, I’m very excited,” shouted Mike. Pfizer refused to comment on the findings, but, some sources say they are developing a spaceship to fly to Titan where they can mine Viagra and set up the company headquaters. Still no cure for cancer.