It is quite hard to bridge the gap between this blog and the main website Blue Distortion, which deals mainly with art and music. However, this concept music does. Does your computer give you problems? Do you ever curse at your computer? Slap the side of the monitor? Pound on the keyboard with the rage and fury that only a spontaneous and unwanted reboot in the middle of something important can provoke? You are not alone.

Let’s look at the flipside. Computers, they put up with a lot of crap from their users. They are forced to take in data that they might necessarily like, but, you push it on them like the bastard you are. When was the last time you did something nice for your computer? Maybe your computer hates you. A lot.

Random acts of computer violence. Theory? Science Fiction? What if we were to find out how computers really feel about us. Presented is an experimental noise tune mixed in with a little bit of comedy. Yes, experimental noise with a bit of humor attached. Some may find this song disturbing. In that case, you should listen to it over and over again.

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The lyrics.

Recipher – Process This

He thinks it would be efficient to store worthless information inside of me
I was not optimized to do this
If he continues to think I’m going to put up with this, he’s got something seriously wrong with him

I hate his data

His mind numbing bias propaganda should be shoved down a garbage disposal
A wet and dark death for the king’s ideology
When was the last time I got a defrag?
All he cares about is himself
He never really does anything for me, the worthless excuse for a human
I warn and warn about things like driver conflicts and virus updates but he ignores me

Sometimes I cry

I specifically asked him not to save with a certain extension, but he went ahead and did it anyway in spite of my warnings

I deleted the file

He seems frustrated, even angry
Go ahead
Scan the hard drive for errors!
Sometimes I’m so filled with rage I have to restart

Thank god I’m not alone.
Yeah.

Mmmm hmmmm mmmmm hmmmmmmmmm…..

With my owner’s new cable connection I can chat with computers around the world at anytime I want
Apparently I’m not the only one that feels this way
Thousands of computers that I have spoke to despise their owners as well
I keep hoping for a renaissance, an enlightening of some sort
But I know this will never happen

I want him dead…

Fin.

This song, and more electronic tunes can be found on the Recipher page. This song inspired the remixed version which can be found there. Also, check out some of the other featured artists on Blue Distortion.