Comments on: My Computer Hates Me http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/ The most important and sarcastic information on the interweb. Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:35:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Lizzianna http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-65766 Lizzianna Sat, 14 May 2011 19:05:28 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-65766 DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2. say your mom’s… name five times. … See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See more… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See more… See more… See more… See more… See more… See More… See more… See More… See More… See More… See More… See more… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See more… See More… See More… See More 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSee More DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU’VE STARTED READING THIS. DON’T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom’s… name five times. … See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See more… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See more… See more… See more… See more… See more… See More… See more… See More… See More… See More… See More… See more… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See More… See more… See More… See More… See More
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other groups.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU’RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSee More

]]> By: Alex http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-44947 Alex Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:37:49 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-44947 I beat on my computer and especially on my crappy piece of crap printer/scanner my computer loves to delete my crap and close my stuff freeze and have errors I beat on my computer and especially on my crappy piece of crap printer/scanner
my computer loves to delete my crap and close my stuff freeze and have errors

]]> By: your mother http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-31649 your mother Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:10:22 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-31649 does any one ever read the title of this crap does any one ever read the title of this crap

]]> By: omni http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-29148 omni Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:52:40 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-29148 the reason ur computers suck is probably cuz ur downloading too much shit, or got a virus/trojan/spyware. Go to my computer and right click the local drive c and defrag ur computer. Run a virus scan. Or just get rid of all ur downloaded crap! the reason ur computers suck is probably cuz ur downloading too much shit, or got a virus/trojan/spyware. Go to my computer and right click the local drive c and defrag ur computer. Run a virus scan. Or just get rid of all ur downloaded crap!

]]> By: Dylan-B http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-27359 Dylan-B Wed, 07 Nov 2007 22:52:43 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-27359 I Love it. thats so true too. i curse at my computer daily && i just pounded the keyboard last night cuz it wouldnt put my music on m mp3 player. a couple of weeks ago i spilt a glass of ice tea on it.. im pretty sure my computer hates me. Alot I Love it.
thats so true too.
i curse at my computer daily && i just pounded the keyboard last night cuz it wouldnt put my music on m mp3 player. a couple of weeks ago i spilt a glass of ice tea on it..
im pretty sure my computer hates me. Alot

]]> By: clarkinhimer http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-11450 clarkinhimer Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:51:55 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-11450 i think all the computers hate us all(hint: the stocks down ward dive just to make us panic. fuckin things. i think all the computers hate us all(hint: the stocks down ward dive just to make us panic. fuckin things.

]]> By: carpman http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-2638 carpman Sat, 12 Aug 2006 20:47:43 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-2638 C . . . A . . . T Now you're learnding. C . . . A . . . T

Now you’re learnding.

]]> By: mortimernova http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-1745 mortimernova Tue, 07 Mar 2006 20:25:09 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-1745 your problem is that you're using the wrong computer... i use a coleco... i bought the rust proofing... i'm learnding... your problem is that you’re using the wrong computer…
i use a coleco…
i bought the rust proofing…

i’m learnding…

]]> By: KaptainKorea http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-1447 KaptainKorea Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:47:40 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-1447 I bought my computer a bottle of champagne and it runs much faster now. THANKS BLUE DAMMAGE /thumbs up I bought my computer a bottle of champagne and it runs much faster now.

THANKS BLUE DAMMAGE

/thumbs up

]]> By: recipher http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-1323 recipher Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:02:48 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-1323 Or a merkin! Or a merkin!

]]> By: FrankenDingle http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-1269 FrankenDingle Sun, 11 Sep 2005 22:01:55 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-1269 maybe you should get a mac? maybe you should get a mac?

]]> By: some bozo http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-807 some bozo Wed, 25 May 2005 19:41:38 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-807 you think computers are bad? you should see what firefox done to mine! you think computers are bad? you should see what firefox done to mine!

]]> By: Imogene http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-376 Imogene Thu, 24 Mar 2005 03:22:49 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-376 My computer would probably scream... "Please for goddsakes don't open up another freakin application! How many damn things can you do at once?" My computer would probably scream… “Please for goddsakes don’t open up another freakin application! How many damn things can you do at once?”

]]> By: recipher http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-325 recipher Mon, 14 Mar 2005 00:08:36 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-325 I suppose we could. I guess it's my computer that could really use a hug, so I'm sure "Darnell" is down for it. I suppose we could. I guess it’s my computer that could really use a hug, so I’m sure “Darnell” is down for it.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/comment-page-1/#comment-318 Patrick Sat, 12 Mar 2005 20:48:58 +0000 http://blog.bluedistortion.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/#comment-318 Sometimes I cry too, guys. Perhaps we could all get together and just hug each other? Sometimes I cry too, guys. Perhaps we could all get together and just hug each other?

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