Nerd Rap Inspiring Nerdy Kids to Rap
The quirky label of music, deemed nerd rap by the haters, is inspiring a new generation of rappers. No chains, no Escalades and certainly no time for those hoes. Subtract that and add pocket protectors, calculators and nasal spray; you’re about to get battled rapped by a nerd. Ya heard.
Cedrick Wilford, a self-proclaimed nerd rapper, helped jump start the movement at his local high school. “I started listening to rappers like Aesop Rock, Illogic, Slug, Slim Thug, Nas, Paul Barman etc. I became quite fascinated with this nerd rap stuff, it’s pretty neat. Not as neat as my locker though,” Cedrick told us. “One day I thought to myself, hey this stuff is pretty nerdy like me, maybe I could jump on the bandwagon?” Cedrick pondered.
Later that month, Cedrick organized the first battle in the school gymnasium; nerds only. “It was pretty cool, we didn’t even have a shaparone, so we could use some cuss words here and there,” he said. “It’s all about off the top… freestyling, or as we call it, off the geodesic dome. I’m starting to feel more confident in my nerd rapping abilities.”
“I’m the TI-89 of the rhyme, my Jedi skills are intense
Hence, I level up three times before you can spit your first sentence”
Those two lines right there won Cedrick the title of “Champion Nerd Rapper” at last month’s battle rap competition. This nerd rap phenomenon is sweeping the nation, one chess club / Dungeons and Dragons convention at a time. Be careful when confronting a group of nerd rappers to battle, they roll at least 8 nerd deep everywhere they go.
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Slim thug isnt nerd rap idoit!!!
Comment by Slim Thug — 4/6/05 @ 5:31 pm
ytcracker is the greatest nerd rapper ever please belieh dat
http://www.ytcracker.com
http://www.spamtec.com
Comment by ytcracker — 5/13/05 @ 11:23 am
Cedrick Wilford would own you on the mic anyday. “Belieh dat.”
Comment by recipher — 5/13/05 @ 2:35 pm
balalalalalala blasphemy
thou knowest not of the skills i possess yonder warrior
im the hp48g of the rhyme
Comment by ytcracker — 5/16/05 @ 1:23 am
yo i spit the very best flow when u hear it you gots ta go, oh no no no u did not just call me darth vador ill split ya in half like im an alligator. you’re flow is the weakest cause ya’ll know im the geekiest. ya’ll fools cant touch me ill run u over like it’s a game of rugby. i kill all u nerds , word.
Comment by The circle of urkle — 5/20/05 @ 8:47 am
oh yea p.s. new album
http://www.ytcracker.com/nes
get that whodi
Comment by ytcracker — 5/22/05 @ 9:53 am
what about weerd science?
Comment by stanley — 7/26/05 @ 8:10 pm
I KILL NIGGAZ, PULL DEM TRIGGAZ , JUST TO SEE MY FIGURES. All I need is 1 time, 1 rhyme, 1 life, 1 clip, 1 nigga ta shoot it. We got an honer code, but lately it’s been dishoner mode. When my homie died, I went to da service. He sat in the coffin, never realizin his purpose. All it took was 1 cop, and that 1 cop who came up and aint bother askin. Pulled out his gun and started blastin. Could it be that my homies time was up, his lucks run up,MAYBE he didn’t come wit enough.PUll OUT A CLIP. FUCK BEING HIT. HE WASN”T READY TO BE PUT DOWN IN HIS CRYPT. BANG! BANG! CLICK CLICK he’s out of bullets, he got up and ran with his feet and his speed at the fullest. THE 2ND COP EMERGED, and shot him from 20 feet away like lary bird.
IF NIGGAZ WANT A WAR I”LL PULL A GUN my crew and I, walk like, warriors we were never taught to run. Crack and Cocain got lives undone. My Dreams and Ambhitions finally collide. Ya cant always stay Alive, ya gota die. Lifes a puzzel, I put 2 peices together, when I rap and when I hussel. I’M A GENERAL, I’M THE 1 THAT TOLD THEMS NIGGAZ TO GO THERE. ALWAYS PREPARED, FOR WARFARE. THE MORE, THE MARRIER SO BRING SOME MORE HERE.POP! POP! comen close to defeat and death screamin and gaspin for my last breath. BUT IMA FIGHTER, I’LL BRING AN ARMY EXPECT NO LESS. IF YOU HERE 1 SEMI EXPECT THE RESS. I’M uh KILLER I CAN NEVER DIE, IMA IMORTALIZED.
Any body can be a wanksta. Putting fingers in the air don’t make you a gangsta. Just because ya hoods the baddes dont make you have killa status. Im from the land of the hation sun, my prophecy fufiled as the chosen 1. In my 12 year old age, I’ve RIPPED mo niggaz then plagues. As a youth don’t nobody play me, cause on the street I sell mo white then slim shady.SO PUT ME IN A TOMB FOR MY DEATH, AND IN 3 DAYS EXPECT ME TO RISE FROM THE ASHES AND AWAKE FROM MY REST.
peace me and my boy MICHEAL got any body who wanna step up!
Comment by blud-hawn aka rodney ulysse&micheal gonzales — 11/13/05 @ 1:40 pm
we got no conscious we fell no remource
keep talking trash in the back alley is where cops will find ya corpse
flows are flawless 2 12 year olds got ya minds warped
we the best and the smartist our age is diregarded
big and pacs dead they retired thier magic and thier wands
but they didn’t take one thing cause they passed us the butans
1 thing yall thinkin is how did all this magik got packaged
in thes two kids to reak havik when they spit make u sit down like ya in traffic
which 1 of us wrote this yall never figure that out
unless u wann take us to a freestyle bout
we hard like muhamid ali
a 12 round fight but u only gone last 3
Comment by blud-hawn aka rodney ulysse&micheal gonzales — 11/13/05 @ 1:44 pm
We invented the nerd rap, I heard that sound that steady pounds
We call it Posguttah in the streets of New York
The original home of the most talented in sport
LYFE KIDZ are the pioneers of club banging intellect
Street bravado mixed with a message of educational dialect
We set everyone correct
We’ve traveled the country and fought for our existence
On street corners, till national television took a listen
annihilating an MC is a minor mission
We envision the esoteric energy
Run dem Pistons
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Get at that
Then get at us
The originating calm
One LOVE
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Comment by THE INVENTOR — 2/21/06 @ 4:10 pm
We invented the nerd rapNo you didn’t. Urkel invented Nerd Rap.
http://urkelfuckingrocks.ytmnd.com/
Comment by recipher — 2/21/06 @ 5:44 pm
WHATEVER U CALL NERD RAP IS JUST AN EXTENSION OF WHAT WE CREATED YEARS AGO AND WE ACTUALLY GET NATIONAL RECOGNITION FOR IT..BUT ITS COOL NERD RAP..ONLY THING NERDY ABOUT IT IS WE SPEAK TO ISSUES THAT ARE PERTINENT..
NERD RAP IS A CORNY NAME ANYWAY..
BUT I THOUGHT ID BLESS YOUR WEBSITE WITH A POST FROM THE 18-AND-UNDER WORLD CHAMPS OF ENTERTAINMENT
PEACE
Comment by LYFE PRODUCTIONZ — 2/22/06 @ 10:25 am
yo its t ittzy with a slit wrist punchen wholes in the walls with fistos fist when my neintedo freezes up and iam pist drinkn whisky like a fish and aint nobody better than this so stop rapn and sit down in front of your telivision dish were you barely exsist tenabrea taken over real nerd rap bitch
Comment by tenabrea — 2/25/06 @ 12:28 pm
yall better reconize iam unsigned hipe iam only 17 and ive sold about 1000 records iam local in arkansas iam lookn for a record label that carrys nerd rap not some bull shit a real record label not for money for music
Comment by tenabrea — 2/25/06 @ 12:31 pm
i challenge any one to a real rap battle for as much money as any one want s dont get bet bye the 17 year old dreadnot super cobra soldier
Comment by tenabrea — 2/25/06 @ 12:36 pm
My backpack’s got jets / I’m Boba The Fett
Comment by bliggity — 4/2/06 @ 8:56 pm
yo i may be white but my neck is red i put mircal whip on my wonder bread
owned
Comment by percy — 2/5/07 @ 5:41 pm
Hey there is nothing wrong with being a f’n ganga nerd so leave us ppl alone
Comment by Cala Housh — 3/13/08 @ 1:18 pm
i amy be white but my neck is red and i put mericle whip on my wonder bread sooo talk shit bout me and your f’n dead
Comment by Cala Housh — 3/13/08 @ 1:19 pm