The Executive Branch of the US Government has been in secret talks with the Judicial Branch over a possible merger that could take place within the next few months. CEO of the Executive branch, George Bush, was quoted as saying, "Executive branch... that's what it is... it's Executive. Meaning we execute branches... of freedom. I know that it's been this way for a while... but times are changing and our resolve is strong."

Dick Cheney, rumored to have initiated the merger, is most concerned with the future synergy of the two branches. Synergy is defined as the interaction of two or more agents or forces so that their combined effect is greater than the sum of their individual effects. "The synergy between our branches will hopefully be a spectacle, a guiding light for the beckoning of freedom across the world," Dick Cheney said in a recent press conference. "The whole idea is about efficiency and of course the bottom line, profit."

Political activist groups are in arms over the issue, calling it one of the biggest scandals and mistakes ever in the history of the US government. "When will these god damn hippies just give up already," Paul Wolfowitz said. The Judicial Branch has been strangly silent over the issue, hinting that it's more of a hostile takeover than a merger.