Tensions mounted yesterday in the White House after rumors spread about a possible love interest between Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia and President George W Bush. George Bush didn't actually deny the gossip either. "I have to say I've got a thing for Prince Abdullah. Or, as I like to call him, Fab Ab," George Bush said earlier today. Prince Abdullah was unavailable for comment.

Our Blue Damage representatives in Texas have confirmed that things are moving quickly. They just might be going steady by the end of the week. "They really do have a lot in common. Besides the whole royalty thing, they are both advocates of misinformation and propaganda, profiting at the expense of the majority of their citizens, in on the whole 9/11 deal etc." said our correspondent Chris Vatome. "I mean, this relationship really might work."

While Presidential man love is not anything new amongst the Bushy Bunch, some are saying it is ironic because of the image of severe homophobia surrounding the administration. "I can't figure out what signal Bush is trying to send us. You know, like the Abu Ghraib prison scandal. And I've got Gaydar like a muh," someone screamed at us from on the top of a building while airing out their laundry. Time will tell how the kinship pans out. And whether or not to look into hybrid or hydrogen powered cars soon.