Comments on: Killer Trees of Wyoming

By: recipher

recipher — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 17:51:33 +0000

Hehe… I’m always down for some tree on women action. Wait, isn’t that like tentacle / hentai porn?

By: groinsniffer

groinsniffer — Sat, 30 Jul 2005 06:20:46 +0000

You think this is something that just started happening? Think again, my friend. Director Sam Raimi first told us about this subject in his eye opening documentary ‘Evil Dead’ where he was on scene with his camera to capture footage of a tree raping a woman. Perhaps the trees in Wyoming just hadn’t had enough to tick them off until now….

By: recipher

recipher — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 05:12:57 +0000

Hehe, nice.

By: Trevor

Trevor — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 00:55:59 +0000

Alliteration always allows accomodation of aspiring aphids in April, according to my Aunt Astrid.

By: recipher

recipher — Fri, 15 Jul 2005 19:31:23 +0000

Yeah, all the a-way!

/got nothing

By: Max Power

Max Power — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 18:30:44 +0000

yeah…i was going to… but my editor has a serious problem with alliteration.

By: Trevor

Trevor — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 18:05:52 +0000

I am highly offended that you failed to even mention the Perilous Pines of Penobscot or the Ornery Oaks of Opelika.

By: recipher

recipher — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 14:55:18 +0000

There can only be one….

By: Max Power

Max Power — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 08:33:20 +0000

I think my aloe plant is a spy…

By: recipher

recipher — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 19:05:12 +0000

Good call, Trevor. While I am a fan of story, I surely don’t appreciate him bringing ents from another dimension. Not a smart move.

By: Trevor

Trevor — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 15:06:14 +0000

This proves my theory that ents are real, and that J.R.R. Tolkien brought them here through a portal from another universe that he found in the toilet of his guest bathroom.