Comments on: Delete the Internet(s)? http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/ The most important and sarcastic information on the interweb. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:54:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Ankeet http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-25989 Ankeet Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:47:10 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-25989 my computsters is telling me to if i wants delete internet in feminist voices: "The number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and dial again." What is do my shall is my doobee do doing?! my computsters is telling me to if i wants delete internet in feminist voices:

“The number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and dial again.”

What is do my shall is my doobee do doing?!

]]> By: clarkinhimer http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-11420 clarkinhimer Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:47:52 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-11420 YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU LIKE MACS ! FUCK YOU ALL! YOU SON OF A BITCH

YOU LIKE MACS ! FUCK YOU ALL!

]]> By: Fat Kid At McDonalds http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1258 Fat Kid At McDonalds Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:43:20 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1258 One must make sure to frag their hard drive after deletion of all internets. One must make sure to frag their hard drive after deletion of all internets.

]]> By: recipher http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1243 recipher Wed, 24 Aug 2005 21:27:46 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1243 Chris, the longest it has taken me is around 30 minutes to delete the internets, that is strange. This is on a very fast computer though, a P2 400 running Windows 95. That could be why I was able to delete it so quickly. EDIT: I am not getting a progress bar either when trying to delete the internets. I killed the process "Norton Internets Delete Protection" and it seems to be working fine now. Chris, the longest it has taken me is around 30 minutes to delete the internets, that is strange. This is on a very fast computer though, a P2 400 running Windows 95. That could be why I was able to delete it so quickly.

EDIT: I am not getting a progress bar either when trying to delete the internets. I killed the process “Norton Internets Delete Protection” and it seems to be working fine now.

]]> By: Chris http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1242 Chris Tue, 23 Aug 2005 04:16:08 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1242 This is bullshit ! I've been deleting the internets for 6 fucking days now. It just sits there and I don't even have a progress bar. This is bullshit ! I’ve been deleting the internets for 6 fucking days now. It just sits there and I don’t even have a progress bar.

]]> By: recipher http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1241 recipher Mon, 22 Aug 2005 20:32:35 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1241 The Internets 2.0 can be deleted safely as well. Make sure you are using HD floppy disks to back up the internet before you delete it though. The Internet 2.0 is 2x as big as all of the other internets. The Internets 2.0 can be deleted safely as well. Make sure you are using HD floppy disks to back up the internet before you delete it though. The Internet 2.0 is 2x as big as all of the other internets.

]]> By: Trevor http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1240 Trevor Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:49:47 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1240 What about the Internets 2.0? Can I delete that safely? What about the Internets 2.0? Can I delete that safely?

]]> By: recipher http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1238 recipher Thu, 18 Aug 2005 17:32:32 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1238 @ Chris, it's possible that someone has already deleted the internets on your computer. That's ok though, because, linux comes with backups of the internet on floppy disks. @ Erik, yes, there does seem to be a problem with the buttons, they aren't working now. I'll check this out, thanks. ;) @ Chris, it’s possible that someone has already deleted the internets on your computer. That’s ok though, because, linux comes with backups of the internet on floppy disks.

@ Erik, yes, there does seem to be a problem with the buttons, they aren’t working now. I’ll check this out, thanks. ;)

]]> By: erik http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1237 erik Wed, 17 Aug 2005 15:52:18 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1237 [edit] i just tried to click "No"... that button is also broke!? please repair your website, thanks ;)[/edit] [edit] i just tried to click “No”… that button is also broke!? please repair your website, thanks ;)[/edit]

]]> By: erik http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1236 erik Wed, 17 Aug 2005 15:46:26 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1236 whats wrong with the dialog-box above. it does nothing when i hit yes... :-( is the error on this page or with all those internets? whats wrong with the dialog-box above. it does nothing when i hit yes… :-( is the error on this page or with all those internets?

]]> By: Chris http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1235 Chris Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:31:40 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1235 I think someone already deleted the internets because when I tried your command I got this error: chris@hellfire ~ $ mv internets /dev/null mv: cannot stat `internets': No such file or directory I think someone already deleted the internets because when I tried your command I got this error:

chris@hellfire ~ $ mv internets /dev/null
mv: cannot stat `internets’: No such file or directory

]]> By: recipher http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1234 recipher Tue, 16 Aug 2005 22:19:31 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1234 According to my research, you can't surf internets on Macs. I believe the OS in question is Win 95, I will have to consult with our correspondent who sent us the screenshot in question. Also, if you run linuxes, you will have to use a different command. <code>mv -R internets /dev/null</code> Apparently, this will delete all of the internets (not just one), so, make sure you have a backup on floppies. According to my research, you can’t surf internets on Macs. I believe the OS in question is Win 95, I will have to consult with our correspondent who sent us the screenshot in question. Also, if you run linuxes, you will have to use a different command.

mv -R internets /dev/null

Apparently, this will delete all of the internets (not just one), so, make sure you have a backup on floppies.

]]> By: Chris http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1232 Chris Tue, 16 Aug 2005 21:34:37 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1232 On second thought.....I didn't think you could access the internets from a mac. On second thought…..I didn’t think you could access the internets from a mac.

]]> By: Chris http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comment-1231 Chris Tue, 16 Aug 2005 13:01:51 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=100#comment-1231 This must be a mac thing since I have never had my linux box to ask me to delete the internets. Why would macs try to cache the whole internet anyway? Once macs get moved on to Intel chips this whole situation will probably improve. This must be a mac thing since I have never had my linux box to ask me to delete the internets. Why would macs try to cache the whole internet anyway? Once macs get moved on to Intel chips this whole situation will probably improve.

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