Comments on: John Roberts and The Extreme Court!

By: Fat Kid At McDonalds

Fat Kid At McDonalds — Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:32:58 +0000

John Roberts was once known as Oderous Urungus, lead singer of GWAR and enslaver of the human race. That was before his NASCAR days….

By: recipher

recipher — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 17:52:58 +0000

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:44:50 +0000

By the way. http://www.4q.cc/vin/

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:34:36 +0000

John Roberts can swallow a whole cucumber and then crap pickle slices.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:30:16 +0000

John Roberts single-handedly took down an entire group of ninjas by shouting his name.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:29:02 +0000

John Roberts was the inspiration for the popular Peanuts character “Linus”. But instead of a blanket, Vin carries around a sack filled with dead babies and lolipops.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:28:11 +0000

With just two fluid ounces of John Robert’s blood, you can use a quill pen to draw a thaumaturgic circle around yourself to keep Chaotic Evil Outsiders at bay.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:27:27 +0000

I heard that John Roberts eats 16 babies a day.

By: recipher

recipher — Thu, 15 Sep 2005 15:52:35 +0000

Tom, that’s what it looks like. But to be honest, when he rocks out it’s really conservatively. That might be why he wasn’t included in the reunion tour.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 15 Sep 2005 15:29:14 +0000

I heard that John Roberts was going to be in “Twisted Sister – Live at Wacken: The Reunion,” but, cancelled on them because he couldn’t rock hard enough. I guess this has changed since then?