Why Blogs Suck
Even thought the “Controversial Subject Sucks” trifecta was completed a while back on Blue Damage, a lot of things still suck and are worth bitching about. So, look forward to more and more “this sucks” and “that sucks” articles in the near future. Today, we will tackle one of the more important sucks posts. Face it, blogs suck and are a dying phenomenon. There are many reasons why blogs suck, but, we only have time to highlight the most important of them. We have a shuffleboard tournament for the staff of Blue Damage in a half an hour, so, this will be brief.
First off, installing blogs on the internets is hards! The staff here at Blue Damage has been internetting for a while now, and, installing blogs is one of the hardest projects we ever spearheaded besides installing AOLs on our computers. It took us an entire year and a half to just to get this blog up. But, it’s supposed to be easy right? Time elements aside, we still aren’t certain why we had to sacrifice the 1 month old kitten to populate the database. It just doesn’t make sense.
Due to unforeseen demand for the product, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube men are once again out of stock all across the world. Prices are rising up faster than Tom Delay’s and Bill Frist’s blood pressure combined.