My Internets are…
Why googling for the phrase "my internets are", you will find such gems as...
- My Internets are fastel than yours.
- My Internets are being starved of their my internet supply.
- My Internets are safe. (This was "varified")
- My Internets are the down.
- My Internets are telling me conflicting stories.
- My Internets are very powerful, and thou shall find thyself tumbling and screaming in a raging whirlwind of cleverly crafted and origional insults.
- My Internets are consistent now.
- My Internets are leaving for a week or two.
- My Internets are particularly flakey today.
- My Internets are telling me that they are read only. What do I do? (nice)
- My Internets are going to be raped.
What are your internets up to?
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my internets are slow so ninjas are taking too long to
download
Comment by Chris — 10/4/05 @ 11:56 am
As an avid ninja downloading aficionado myself, such speeds are unacceptable.
Comment by recipher — 10/6/05 @ 12:50 am
my internets kidnapped my parents…
Comment by mortimernova — 10/6/05 @ 6:32 pm
my internets are belong to us
Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 10/8/05 @ 9:49 pm
Hahaha! Do a google search for “My internets be”.
Well, I thought it was funny anyway….
Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 10/8/05 @ 9:53 pm
My internets be sexy.
Comment by recipher — 10/9/05 @ 2:16 pm
My internets be scopin yo sexy internets….
Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 10/10/05 @ 9:40 pm
My internets are purple monkeys that enjoy dancing with the pink flamingos (and keeping a watch out for the green chameleon that wants to steal the pink flamingos)
But I think I shall now try to delete them, and maybe AJAX too. Can you delete AJAX? Also, I specifically requested that when I purchased my internets I shouldn’t get shipped fake news sites. Please remove yourself from MY internets.
Comment by Aaron Morse — 12/2/05 @ 9:38 am