Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Back in Demand!
Due to unforeseen demand for the product, Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube men are once again out of stock all across the world. Prices are rising up faster than Tom Delay's and Bill Frist's blood pressure combined.
We spoke with Terry Webb about the recent changes in demand and the reasons for it. "Well, the demand has skyrocketed in the last few months! Over 40% of Americans are going crazy for this things... just like the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men! How can you resist!? Some are saying the demand has increased so much because of a photo shoot of naked and shaved Mark Linn-Baker inspecting inflatable arms that were flailing all over the place!" Jerry told us while wackily waving his hands.
While people are going crazy for Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, the actually makers of the wonderful wacky and waving men are working 70+ hours in terrible conditions. We caught up with Sarah Belo from the ACLU. Sarah told us, "It's awful, the conditions in these Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men sweatshops! It's a disgrace to human rights that people still support the companies producing these!"
While it is true that the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men are causing other countries pain, poverty and anguish, our politicians have reassured us that everything is ok and there is nothing to fear except terrorism. It looks like we may be invading some developing nation for these Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men sometime in the near future to satisfy the demand.
If you're a fan, stay on the look out for the all new Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men with Jazz Hands!
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That’s some racist shit. I see blue, pink, and white but no black. Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men doesn’t care about black people.
Comment by Chris — 10/6/05 @ 4:16 pm
nick, seriously… you need a new “thing” man…
Comment by mortimernova — 10/6/05 @ 6:29 pm
I wrote this a month ago though when the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men were acceptable to talk about. I waited until the relase of the DVD to post it.
And it is true that Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men don’t care about black people.
Comment by recipher — 10/9/05 @ 3:33 pm
I really have a desperate need for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men to rape my asshole… i have been have wild dreams of all the tude men sticking wild wicked objects up my rectum while they are all flailing and I cant seem to make these desperate need STOP ??
Comment by Bill Jones — 11/8/05 @ 4:23 pm
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME… IM IN NEED FOR HOT WICKED SEX WITH Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men
Comment by Bill Jones — 11/8/05 @ 4:24 pm
Haha! Have you ever seen the Mad TV where the chic is in love with the Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man? Haha! She’s all like, “Just look at him; filled with such ENTHUSIASM!”
Anyway, you had to be there. fuckers.
Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 11/17/05 @ 12:09 am
African American? Hail a cab!
don’t click this link…
Comment by Fat Kid At MdDonalds — 11/27/05 @ 2:31 pm
I think I may buy a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, then attach cowbells to it’s arms. Man, what more could you ask for? You get the enjoyment of the wwiaftm, plus the satisfaction of more cowbell…. I just may patent this idea…
Comment by Fat Kid At MdDonalds — 11/28/05 @ 11:50 pm
okay. so clearly this product is so popular because of Family Guy. Anyone who doesnt know this, needs to watch the episode where they make fun of wacky waving inflatable flailing balloon guy…. this whole thing is just a pointless stupid product, its an inside joke because people will buy anything, especially if it promises to “attract more business” or whatever… fucking morons.
Comment by J Berg — 12/12/05 @ 1:19 pm
Okay. So clearly this site is fake news. AKA I made this article up.
However, after I wrote this article I went to the store to purchase several of these wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, because, well, I’ll buy anything. I’m a moron.
Comment by recipher — 12/13/05 @ 4:27 pm
LOL RACIST…YEAH RIGHT, WHO’D WANT A BLACK WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN ANYWAY.
BLACK PEOPLE THINK EVERYONE IS RACIST WHEN THEY ARE NOT INVOLVED IN SOMETHING AND I DONT LIKE IT (ALONG WITH OTHERS) WHEN BLACK PEOPLE TAKE PRIORITY OVER WHITE PEOPLE…MOST OF THE CRIME IN THE USA/UK IS CAUSED BY NON-WHITES
IN A NUTSHELL…fuck off outa my country, i want a peaceful life
Comment by slayercal — 1/4/06 @ 12:04 pm
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man is so cute. I laughed my ass off when I heard “or just raaaaaaaaaise the roof!” I’m also sick with pneumonia so I got a nasty coughing fit afterwards.
Comment by MiddyAlmighty — 1/8/06 @ 3:35 am
Hahahaha, I want all blue people outta my country the bastards. Blue people are responsible for all crime and shit ever and I hate them for life cos they suck. (That is how stupid u sound when u go on about black people u stupid racist fucks).
Comment by G — 1/13/06 @ 9:36 am
dude i wud love to buy one of this mother fuckers
Comment by MikeM — 1/22/06 @ 7:38 am
Haha he though it was racist…. uhoh the purple ppl out number you!!! damn black ppl there isnt any white in there either… you think your special or somthing??? I dont know about the rest of you but i dont care if there are more purple W.W.I.A.F.T.M than white ones…
Comment by Bill Smith — 2/8/06 @ 11:37 pm
omg…you guys are the fucking biggest morons ever…however i must say that no matter WHAT fucking product or thing you look at..theres always one mother fucker who will put a negative racist comment into it…EVEN IF ITS A FUCKING OREO..some fucking black guy will look at it and say…”wtf….why does the white cream get to be sandwiched inside the black cookie as if its special and all, i dont get why does this oreo cookie have to be for the white people…” FUCK people..if you start looking at these W.W.I.A.F.T.Men, and say shit like “they don’t care about black people”, then you deserve to live less then others.
Comment by JivJob — 8/14/06 @ 7:46 pm
Hey,
You should really consider buying one. They are really handy. Come on, I need the money.
Comment by Al Harrington — 8/28/06 @ 2:21 pm
where can I buy one? it would make a wonderful scarecrow also great for halloween
Comment by Mark — 9/5/06 @ 4:12 pm
i believe that the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men are exploited on the television and we shold protect then from jounnalists and hippys (and icelanders). my fellow people, before you go and talk about the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, remember, wacky waving inflatabe arm flailing tube men have feelings too, and if your not careful, they will wack you about with their wacky waving inflatable arms. anyone who agrees with me shouls join the team and add me on wee_craigy_boy@hotmail.com
Comment by PROTECTING WACKY WAVIN INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN (P.W.W.I.A.F.T.M) — 9/22/06 @ 2:41 pm
LOL RACIST…YEAH RIGHT, WHO’D WANT A BLACK WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN ANYWAY.
BLACK PEOPLE THINK EVERYONE IS RACIST WHEN THEY ARE NOT INVOLVED IN SOMETHING AND I DONT LIKE IT (ALONG WITH OTHERS) WHEN BLACK PEOPLE TAKE PRIORITY OVER WHITE PEOPLE…MOST OF THE CRIME IN THE USA/UK IS CAUSED BY NON-WHITES
IN A NUTSHELL…fuck off outa my country, i want a peaceful life
maybe I want a black w.w.i.a.f.t.m so re you calling black ppl trouble makers, or hispanic or asian, hey how bout you go back to your meeting with the kkk and the other racist ppl here can go with ya!
hahaha racist asshole
Comment by Brooke! — 2/19/07 @ 3:39 pm
What episode is it where the woman wants to propose to the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube man???
Comment by Lgnaboardr — 4/12/07 @ 6:21 pm
wow. i have never laughed so much. more cowbell…. wow. black and white tube men? what about grey? where are the mixed babies?! i love you guys, and i dont even know you. *giggles*
Comment by Raven — 12/7/07 @ 10:52 am
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube men are all made in the U.S.A. in Northridge, Ca. These arethe High quality Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube men. We do not exploit our workers.
Comment by chris austin — 12/19/07 @ 7:39 pm
I think it is funny that people don’t get the racist joke…. they need to watch more family guy and stop trying to be so righteous.
I love WWIAFTM!!!
Comment by Steve — 2/20/08 @ 2:50 am
Yeah, WWIAFTM was funny at first, but lost its funniness after about 6 seconds. but why did they put it in Blue Harvest? it was funny, but not that funny. must be an inside joke that im out of the loop on.
Comment by SVEN — 5/1/08 @ 8:58 am