Even thought the "Controversial Subject Sucks" trifecta was completed a while back on Blue Damage, a lot of things still suck and are worth bitching about. So, look forward to more and more "this sucks" and "that sucks" articles in the near future. Today, we will tackle one of the more important sucks posts. Face it, blogs suck and are a dying phenomenon. There are many reasons why blogs suck, but, we only have time to highlight the most important of them. We have a shuffleboard tournament for the staff of Blue Damage in a half an hour, so, this will be brief.

First off, installing blogs on the internets is hards! The staff here at Blue Damage has been internetting for a while now, and, installing blogs is one of the hardest projects we ever spearheaded besides installing AOLs on our computers. It took us an entire year and a half to just to get this blog up. But, it's supposed to be easy right? Time elements aside, we still aren't certain why we had to sacrifice the 1 month old kitten to populate the database. It just doesn't make sense.

Secondly, you can't even use words on a blog. You have to type in that ridiculously ancient form of hieroglyphics. Maybe if blog software allowed you to use real words instead of of symbols more people would start blogging. Sorry, but, for some reason a straight line with two parallel perpendicular squiggles crossing through it doesn't convey the same emotions as the word gonorrhea does. Does it Alec Baldwin?

Finally, blogs suck because you have to read them. Who reads this day and age anyway? Reading is stupids and for pussies. It also causes global warming. For Christ's sake only 20% of the staff at Blue Damage can read! Why should we push reading propaganda on them when people can get their news from sources like Fox News, NASCAR and reality television shows. They are called reality shows for a reason, they deal with real things! HELLO!

A study was done on bloggers earlier this week, sponsored by Hillary Clinton. Apparently, 25% of people that start blogging in the next couple years have a 32% better chance of getting the AIDS. That's almost a 60% increase! You make the call. For these reasons, blogs suck. If you are considering starting a blog, just turn away now. Check out freestyle pogging, it's way more entertaining and rewarding than blogging.