Comments on: Faith Base Jumping

By: evilmonkey

evilmonkey — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:59:40 +0000

well, so maybe I do hate you, RR024, but i usually dont hate people!!!

By: evilmonkey

evilmonkey — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:58:17 +0000

im…pretty…sure that hating other people and wishing them much pain and suffering…isn’t going to get you any closer to heaven, RR024…i on the other hand am not a hateful person. rather, i feel a deep ad nearly unexpressable pity for people like you who believe that issues like exploiting the environment, Iraqis, gays, women who need abortions because they can’t financially support a child, and people of different faiths using the same fucking lame excuse that it is God’s will that you commit such crimes. If God DOES exist, he will be so pissed at your type. Fox news SUCKS, too!

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:20:19 +0000

Hulk Smash!!!

By: john clause

john clause — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:29:45 +0000

God doesn’t exist, were products of chemical and biological evolution.

By: runearun

runearun — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:05:00 +0000

if an atheist jumps off, physics can technically still save him
(all this boron sulfide about jesus and god can’t help him)

By: Anonymous Awesome

Anonymous Awesome — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:02:45 +0000

Oh, and another thing, that response to LadyMeeth’s comment on sin and Aquinas was complately uncalled for, rude, and, oh, “your sould will burn for eternity for that sin”. Ooooh, scaaaary!

By: Anonymous Awesome

Anonymous Awesome — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:57:43 +0000

LMFAO!!!!! I read the article and the comments and OMG that is the funniest crap on the web I have seen for a long time. I even bookmarked it as “Retarded Evangelist Gets Pwned in Debate-thing”!!! HA!! I understand and fell great pity and contempt for RR024. First off, any disses involving christianity (unless it is dising Christianity) is lame. Just a fact. Second of all, telling people to go to hell is not something that a REAL christian would do. Third of all, i find it really improbable that somebody rally holding such radical right-wing and ignorant beleifs would be so stubborn. Anyone, regardless of their beleifs, would have dropped it a long time ago. Basically, either RR024 is someone who is just making fun of neo-evangelists, or is a pig-headed hypocrite as well a being whoever he/she/it says they are. Dude, you got served so many times, and all you could come up wit as a comeback were some crappy “you’re going to hell for that” junk. And you cant say I’M going to hell for this post cause i don’t beleive in hell. I figure that if i don’t beleive in a certain afterlife, there is no way i can go there. The only afterlife I beleive in is heaven, so that’s where i’m goin’. OOH! WHAT NOW, PUNK? Meh, wake me up when the apocolypse comes, I’ll repent later.

By: desertsaint

desertsaint — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:11:26 +0000

Fantastic test! I think it should be practiced by more people with faith. Otherwise, what faith is that? If people don’t jump it means they don’t have faith. It’s a perfect test, I’m telling you. It should be mandatory!

By: Satan

Satan — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:31:46 +0000

aludard, Grim, Max, all you guys keep up the good work.
Soon with your help we will win this war then I’ll rape God so hard in the ass she’ll really regret kicking me out of that apartment.

By: alucard (athiest)

alucard (athiest) — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 21:54:29 +0000

lol all that, grims right u know…

By: Grim

Grim — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 16:33:59 +0000

god was made up so it is easier for us to die

By: Grim

Grim — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 16:32:55 +0000

ur religion is a lie, god does not exist, hail satain!!

By: Max Power

Max Power — Tue, 16 May 2006 18:53:57 +0000

Thank you sir, that is the idea, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. We also use these comments to try to break down people who take themselves too seriously and rebuild them in our own jaded pessimistic image.

You see max kickarse, we are a serious interweb news organization dedicated to bringing our readers a level of in depth coverage that can no longer be found in the traditional mediums. If this site was a joke we would tell people, probably near the top of the page.

Until the aliens eat our brains,
Max Power

By: max kickarse

max kickarse — Mon, 15 May 2006 08:42:42 +0000

hey max power
max kickarse here..nice article…i think the following comments were funnier though

By: LadyMeeth

LadyMeeth — Tue, 09 May 2006 17:18:42 +0000

Yea… so… enough time wasted.

Happy lives, all.