It is safe to say that George Bush is going to have another bad year. Not only has his prostate swollen up like a grapefruit recently, but, today the former FEMA chief Michael Brown testified before a Senate committee. Michael spoke about how the government was very slow to act and he shouldn’t have been solely blamed for the terrible response to the tragedy.

While FEMA was directly responsible for emergency management, hence the name Federal Emergency Management Agency, failures by the federal government and Homeland Security didn’t help at all either. George Bush, who spent most of the week after the hurricane hit playing golf and pushing his social security initiative, quickly responded to allegations of federal failures by Michael Brown with a new, fictitious character know as an Elfkin.

George Bush in a press conference said, “There have been recent assertions that the Federal Government failed it’s people. But, we have to remain strong in the fight against assertions against the Federal Government. One of the reasons that the Federal Government shouldn’t be blamed for this poor management of the emergency is the infestation of Elfkins at the federal level.”

George Bush continued, “Elfkins are really small elfs that lodge themselves in our efficient agencies and create more bureaucracy, creating more red tape. Literally. They excrete red tape from their anuses,” George Bush said in the special broadcast. “Elfkins are also responsible for appointing Michael Brown to FEMA in the first place, I’d like to add.”

The ball is in the Elfkin’s court now. If they don’t pass the blame in another citizen funded Senate hearing quickly, Elfkins could find themselves in a more inconspicuous government agency, creating bureaucracy. And shitting more red tape.

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