We have been receiving some really scary chain letters, so, I thought I'd post them. We can't figure out if they are real or not, but, they should be taken seriously because we received them on myspace as a bulletin which is official.

Entitled: A scary way to break up.

****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps .......

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful .......!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your .............. life! DUMB ....................!!!"

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We recieved this email complaint yesterday from a Sir Ludwig Van Hutten. One can only assume that it should be read with a thick British accent.

Dear Sir:

I'm am writing about the subtle homophobic tone that Blue Damage has taken, especially since Max Power has started writing for the publication. Chaps that take issue with homosexuality scare me. What are they afraid of? What's wrong with being bent as a bottle of chips?

Normally, those more prone to accept the gay population will say, "I have no problem with gay people, as long as they don't hit on me." Or, something along the lines of, "As long as we don't have any social interaction, we won't have a problem." Backs to the wall right? These people get mad as a box of frogs! I take offense to this, I have friends that are homosexual!

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