Really Scary Chain Letters!
We have been receiving some really scary chain letters, so, I thought I’d post them. We can’t figure out if they are real or not, but, they should be taken seriously because we received them on myspace as a bulletin which is official.
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
If you think that is scary, this one is really scary.
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U WILL DIE DEAD IF YOU STOP READING
**************************************************so there was this bunny named elf and he had an owner named benny and benny loved the rabbit. 1 day the rabbit and benny was taking for a walk and then they ran in 2 a girl who also wlaked with her bunny and it’s name was cammie.
her name was beth. beth and benny went 2 starting dating and 1 day they were having unprotected sex and weren’t watching their bunnies like good pet owners should be. then the rabbits both ate hand grenades and exploded. then their exploded bunny parts were buried but the bunny parts turned into smaller bunny babies and clawed their way form the ground and attacked people who have unprotected sex.
if you don’t pass this along 2 12,000 people, bunnies will bite your penis off and they will bite your vagina off 2 and then they’ll eat ur eye balls until they can drink ur eye socket blood. i broke this chain letter and now i’m died.
Last but not least, the most disturbing of all of them. This one really gave all of our staff chills knowing that it really could happen.
Entitled: A REALLY scary way to lose your ability to see.
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You really should read this because it’s important for everyone to read this. DON’T READ THIS UNLESS YOU CAN HANDLE BEING REALLY SCARED.One day, Sarah was minding her business surfing the internet, booking a flight to Maine where her father was ill.
As she pointed and clicked, she started to smell something burning.
She ran around the house, but, failed to find the source. As she sat back down at the computer desk, she noticed that the smoke was actually coming from the computer!
She panicked and started running around her house, packing her children into a briefcase. As she dialed 911 on the cell phone, she swung open the front door and there it was.
An estranged ostrich was sitting on her front porch drinking wine and smoking a cigar. Startled, it violently pecked at Sarah in both of her eyes until she couldn’t see, blinding her for life. Her children started screaming. Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food, so, the fierce beast ate all of the children. Blood was dripping everywhere.
If you don’t send this to at least 10 people in the next minute, your computer will begin to smoke and set your house on fire and an ostrich will eat your children and peck out your eyes.
If you send this to 20 people you’ll still have your sight, however, the ostrich will eat your children. And possibly any cute pets like kittens or puppies that are living in your house.
If you send this to 30 people, you’ll die. Eventually and inevitably.
295 people have gotten aids by not sending it to 30 people.
You have 1 minute.
Please pass these along so it no one else dies dead from not sending them out after reading them and being scared nearly dead. Blue Distortion.
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hahaha… hand grenades…
Comment by mortimernova — 3/25/06 @ 9:50 am
wait a sec… i’m the only person i know who drinks wine and smokes cigars on porches… oh no! am i the ostrich?!??
Comment by mortimernova — 3/25/06 @ 9:52 am
Only one man has ever said what could possibly describe this post: Joey Lawrence. ‘Whoa!’
Forward this comment to every single blog on your blog roll within the next 7 seconds otherwise the Chinese will attack Pearl Harbor again. They have installed software to monitor this post and they will do it, I swear. Plus, you’ll get a check for $0.15 for every person you forward this comment to that forwards it to 239 other people. It works! I got a check for $3.76 yesterday signed by China itself!
Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 3/28/06 @ 9:16 am
…
MySpace would never lie to me. It’s a place for friends and friends don’t lie.
Comment by Carleigh — 4/10/06 @ 1:56 am
ok, these are probably the LAMEST chain letters i have ever seen. and theyre so obvious. i mean, come on….an ostrich on ur front porch, drinking wine and smoking a cigar. get real. gahhhh people r so stupid.
Comment by Amanda — 4/10/06 @ 5:26 pm
I walked out side and it was an Emu sipping a mohito and puffing on a corn cob pipe, so I guess I’m safe.
Do you think those ostriches got Amanda?
Just cause she’s dumb dosnt mean she deserved to die.
Comment by Max Power — 4/10/06 @ 7:17 pm
Uh these chain are not all that scary I mean come on and ostrich on the porch drinkin and smokin come on now be forreal……….Ostriches cant smoke or drink so…………..you can tell these are fake.
Comment by Tweety — 4/12/06 @ 6:46 pm
Tweety, I hate to tell you this but it’s 100% real. Look at what happened to my friends who didn’t send it to 30 people.
Comment by Recipher — 4/12/06 @ 9:59 pm
My friend didn’t follow the instructions and he was subsequently ordered by the municipal judge to perform 1,000 hours of community service involving somthing called glory holes or something, I’m not sure, but he didn’t seem to mind so I guess it can’t be that bad, but I still want the check so if you’re reading this then pass it on to 48 people within 7 minutes and your worst wish will come true and LemonWire will track this email and help some full kid in Canada. Please help, we really mean it. Thanks! I love you all! O’Doyle Rules!!!!
Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 4/13/06 @ 9:08 pm
kool
Comment by natasha — 4/21/06 @ 1:44 pm
This is a MUST read
It’s summertime & cleanup is going on. Be careful where you put your hands. They like dark spaces & woodpiles.
Also cool areas in the attic……………………………………….
This guy was bitten.
The following illustrates the progression.
The affected skin actually dies on his body.
Some of the pictures towards the end are pretty nasty.
The Leprechaun is the most dangerous mystical creature that we have here in the USA.
A person can die from it’s bite. We all should know what the leprechaun looks like
Send this around to people you love, because it is almost summertime.
People will be digging around, doing yard work, spring cleaning, and sometimes in their attics.
Please be careful.
Leprechaun bites are dangerous and can have permanent and highly negative consequences. They like the darkness and tend to live in storage sheds or attics or other areas that might not be frequented by people or light. If you have a need to be in your attic, go up there and turn on a light and leave it on for about 30 minutes before you go in to do your work.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO YOUR RELATIVES AND FRIENDS!
Brown Recluse spiders are also pretty bad too, from what we hear.
Comment by Recipher — 4/24/06 @ 11:23 am
yea these aren’t really scary. hey nice pics up there^^^^. yea i like the one 1 with the animals. lol. u guys are retards!
Comment by Zandria the shortness — 4/24/06 @ 5:13 pm
Man. That guy is too happy to be a leprechaun.
Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 5/3/06 @ 9:27 pm
He has his pot of gold: the taxpayer’s money in Tampa.
Comment by Recipher — 5/3/06 @ 9:39 pm
Dude, that’s not scary at all. If you want a scary chain letter, go to breakthechain.org and use the search system for one called “Lisa’s Room.”
I recommend not trying it if your not in for a scare. It scared the crap out of me the first time I saw it.
Comment by ninja_wuvs_u — 5/16/06 @ 8:20 pm
WOW UR WRITE THAT WAS RLY SCARY!!!!111111
Comment by Recipher — 5/17/06 @ 10:57 pm
will i dont think its true intil it happens to me!!! and im not saying that anyone else should believe it but i will have to found out on my only!!!
brittany
Comment by brittany — 5/19/06 @ 4:06 pm
Uh yeah this isnt scary just really disturbing……Ewwww I have never seen that bulletin on myspace and i am glad I didnt.
Comment by Emily — 5/24/06 @ 4:41 pm
how sad but scary
Comment by elizabeth — 5/27/06 @ 12:03 pm
that waz soo dumb its not even funny…..you will b attacked my eveil bunnys……ha….yeah right dont u hav anything better to do?!?!?!
Comment by kay — 5/30/06 @ 6:30 pm
Yes, I do have better things to do. Did you want to know…a seecreet?
Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it.
You want to know what it schwas?
Comment by Recipher — 6/8/06 @ 5:28 pm
this was freakin scary are you serious i dont wanna die !!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by d-von — 6/19/06 @ 11:55 pm
i didnt send the chains to any body am i going to die =”-(
Comment by ale — 6/19/06 @ 11:58 pm
that picture with that mans thumb oh my god it is nasty looking i almost got sick off of that shit!!! sorry but im serious!!!
Comment by devona — 7/7/06 @ 11:10 am
ooh ooh! I’m a leprechaun! hehe i’m going to bite my gym teacher muahahaha
Comment by XxxskullpixiexxX — 7/9/06 @ 2:04 am
the pix with the thumb were pretty cool in my opinion. i love special effects makeup!
Comment by XxxskullpixiexxX — 7/9/06 @ 2:06 am
I actually got a kick outta reading those. Come on, bunnies that eat your manhood or womanhood?? I’ve never passed on a chain letter and nothing bad as happened.
Comment by Candice — 7/9/06 @ 1:03 pm
i dont believe this shit if u do ur crazy
Comment by elizabeth — 7/10/06 @ 4:53 pm
this is so freaky but i dont belive in it
Comment by lissa — 7/12/06 @ 2:24 pm
this was realy stuiped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Emily — 7/13/06 @ 12:21 pm
that was sort of discuting……. i hate to say privit words and y would want to pite those places? and i agree with emily
Comment by machelle — 7/15/06 @ 1:25 pm
this is so freaking retarded who in their freakin right mind would believe this junk heck NO NOT ME freakin dumb losers
Comment by Annnastasia — 7/18/06 @ 9:15 pm
this is very retarted!!! really it is!!
Comment by betty — 7/21/06 @ 1:02 pm
RETARTED!!!!!! who would belive that shit!!! probobly the person who rite that was a sicko
Comment by juliet — 7/23/06 @ 4:31 pm
what…eww i didn’t read it but the pictures were really sick!!NOT a good way when i say sick i mean’t the gross sick!!ew….yuks luv from ya friends Melli+beth
Comment by bethie+mellicans — 8/4/06 @ 2:55 am
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by jack — 8/12/06 @ 2:48 am
It’s all fake! Me and my friendz didnt do it nuttin happened soo it’s all fake! Dont be scared or stupid coz this shyt is F-A-K-E FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! Peace
Taylie and my friendzz 2!
Comment by TAYLIE — 8/12/06 @ 11:34 pm
It’s still fake!!! I hate these dum azz fake shytty chain letters! Dont believe in them!!! EVER!!
Comment by TAYLIE — 8/12/06 @ 11:35 pm
THAT OSTRICH ONE WHUZ THA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER WE PISSED RSELVES.
Comment by TIFF*TABBII — 8/17/06 @ 11:03 pm
Uhm… Cmon get real. “She came out of the drain? BULL**** that all i can say? Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food
Here we dont have Ostriches okay? so make chain letter like something that can HAPPEN this is a bunch of Bull.
Comment by Unknown Stranger — 8/27/06 @ 2:59 pm
LMAO I love the 1 with the bunnies! HAHAHA sen it to 12, 000 people lol
Comment by Joanna — 9/5/06 @ 9:13 am
this stuff is funny
Comment by johnney — 9/8/06 @ 12:01 am
Dats nasty!!!!!!!!! itz nasty how d skin dies or watever da hell dat is
Comment by Mimi — 9/20/06 @ 11:30 am
omg!! get real guys!!! an otrich stuffing up eyes?? its hilarous and my whole family is rolling with laughter rite now!! hahahahah
Comment by killer3 — 9/24/06 @ 11:27 am
lmao this is soo funny
do u want to kno a seecerret?? couse i know one and it is sooo good to hear it.. do u want to kno what it shwas? okay ill tell u what it shwas.. i kno howto count alllll thee way to shfifty five
Comment by koolio — 9/28/06 @ 6:59 pm
i love these.
and all the idiots posting here telling you how fake it is.
duh. goes to show the stupidity of people who live among us
=)
Comment by sammy — 10/9/06 @ 10:40 pm
The one about the ostrige thingy that was really stupid cuz its a stupid animal duhhhhh
Comment by Gina — 10/11/06 @ 7:33 pm
this is fucking scarey as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by 1 way to break up — 10/27/06 @ 1:28 pm
these are the most ridiculous chain letters i have EVER come encounter with. and the funny thing is, the bunny person who made that one cant spell or write a sentence worth shit.
Comment by lex — 10/28/06 @ 6:54 pm
These Chain Letters Are Scary But Why Do They All Evolve Around A Girl Named Sarah??
Comment by Rikki Roo — 10/30/06 @ 7:49 pm
this shit is so fucking funny
Comment by johnney — 11/2/06 @ 11:48 pm
wow
Comment by Manesha — 11/9/06 @ 2:54 am
Only one man has ever said what could possibly describe this post: Joey Lawrence. ‘Whoa!’
Forward this comment to every single blog on your blog roll within the next 7 seconds otherwise the Chinese will attack Pearl Harbor again. They have installed software to monitor this post and they will do it, I swear. Plus, you’ll get a check for $0.15 for every person you forward this comment to that forwards it to 239 other people. It works! I got a check for $3.76 yesterday signed by China itself!
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Hey dude, that was Japan.
Comment by bob — 11/16/06 @ 8:43 am
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by Recon — 11/25/06 @ 2:42 pm
LOL I CAN BELIVE I POSTED THAT SHIT WHAT A WASTE OF OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE NASTY ASS DRAIN WOMEN HAS COME TO BITE MY DICK OFF WITH A ARMY OF KINKY RABBITS AND OSTRICHES!!!!!!!
Comment by Recon — 11/25/06 @ 2:44 pm
HERES MY CHAIN LETTER
WARNING VERY FUCKED UP PROCEED WITH CAUTION
There was once a boy that loved to eat beans and chocolate and hot chicken noodle soup, and he would spend the night at his grandmas house alot but before he went to bed he would always rip a huge loud nasty ass juicy fart. His grandma tired of this shit warned little jimmy he would fart his guts out if he kept this up every night. So one night as usall jimmy ripped a nappy gross ass fart laughed and went to bed.
His grandma pissed took the left over turkey guts from last nights dinner and snuck them in his bed while he was fast asleep. The next morning he screamed and said to him self omg I SHAT MY GUTS OUT, after spending a hour in the shit house he came out with a confident look on his face
His grandma puzzled said what you smiling about boy? He replied well you were right i shat my guts out but with a little luck and these 3 fingers i managed to push them back in!
NOW IF U DONT POST THIS 3 TIMES SOME WHERE TURKEY GUTS WILL ALL OF A SUDDEN APPEAR IN YOUR ASSHOLE!!!!
Comment by Recon — 11/25/06 @ 2:52 pm
oh no. evil turkey guts
Comment by lavi — 12/4/06 @ 3:43 pm
my god this chains are effin hilarious
Comment by Debra — 12/9/06 @ 6:32 pm
it is ball shit
Comment by chantel — 12/14/06 @ 3:19 am
lmao…no that’s a dumb chain letter too.
Comment by brianna — 12/27/06 @ 5:28 pm
“then the rabbits both ate hand grenades and exploded”… that’s priceless myke’isms baby! i forgot about these… time to get crackin’ on some more… then your thread can have a sequel…
Comment by mortimernova — 12/28/06 @ 6:55 pm
wat the flip
Comment by yo mama — 12/29/06 @ 7:32 pm
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
Scared *-*
Comment by Blagh — 12/31/06 @ 9:51 pm
Ya dont be scared of this stupid shit, it was probaly some lame ass fag who made the shit up i mean read my turkey gut chain letter i posted it will make u feel better if u got the shit scared out of you.
P.S.
(dont eat alot oof cheese and kiwis fiber and colin blocking cheese dont mix well, neither do chicken noodle soup and taco beanz and meat.)
SEPTIC TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Recon — 1/16/07 @ 9:52 pm
dat hand thang waz nasty lokkin….i wanted 2 throw up….i’ll…n e wayz…..i luv these chain lettas caz dey b mad fun to read….lol…holla bakk pplz….~1~
Comment by Big Pimpin — 1/17/07 @ 4:22 pm
these r not scary!geta life!
Comment by renguins rule — 1/20/07 @ 11:49 am
PEOPLES READ MY CHAIN LETTTER ITS POSTED ON THE SITE RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Comment by Recon — 1/20/07 @ 5:04 pm
HERES MY CHAIN LETTER
WARNING VERY FUCKED UP PROCEED WITH CAUTION
There was once a boy that loved to eat beans and chocolate and hot chicken noodle soup, and he would spend the night at his grandmas house alot but before he went to bed he would always rip a huge loud nasty ass juicy fart. His grandma tired of this shit warned little jimmy he would fart his guts out if he kept this up every night. So one night as usall jimmy ripped a nappy gross ass fart laughed and went to bed.
His grandma pissed took the left over turkey guts from last nights dinner and snuck them in his bed while he was fast asleep. The next morning he screamed and said to him self omg I SHAT MY GUTS OUT, after spending a hour in the shit house he came out with a confident look on his face
His grandma puzzled said what you smiling about boy? He replied well you were right i shat my guts out but with a little luck and these 3 fingers i managed to push them back in!
NOW IF U DONT POST THIS 3 TIMES SOME WHERE TURKEY GUTS WILL ALL OF A SUDDEN APPEAR IN YOUR ASSHOLE!!!!
Comment by Recon — 1/20/07 @ 5:05 pm
A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by matthew — 1/22/07 @ 6:44 am
This is a picture of Lisa caught on camera….
Lisa committed suicide in her room and nobody knew why. Well one day, Lisa’s friends put a camera in her room to see if they would be able to see her. When they watched the tape, they didn’t see anything for awhile. Later on they watched more of the tape and they saw her come out of the doorway and they were totally freaked out. They never went in her room again.
Forward this to at least 10 people within the next hour!! Or else the ghost of Lisa will haunt you forever. Don’t believe me? Karen opened this up and thought it was another stupid and fake forward. She never believed in forwards. So, she deleted it… the next morning Karen was found dead in her bed… Her parents didn’t know what happened, she had blood all over her and looked like she was cut with a knife, but there was no evidence to who did it. Could it be because Lisa came in her room and killed her or was it just a coincidence?
~You decide~
Comment by matthew — 1/22/07 @ 6:50 am
I thought the drain one was stupid, but boy oh boy when I got to the ostrich one? Who’s reading these “scary” letters? Five year olds? I mean come on. Talk about schitzo…or bored..
Comment by Carin — 1/30/07 @ 5:30 pm
1 scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by car — 2/3/07 @ 5:20 pm
ooo…really scary…but do u think its true? im just 6 ysr old and i need advices about this chain letters..
Comment by blah — 2/5/07 @ 7:41 am
that break up story was scary…oh please tell me its not true…
Comment by blah — 2/5/07 @ 7:42 am
ummmm
thos last two stories are the most random thing s I ve ever herad lol
and btw…leperchaums don’t bite they curse u -.-”
Comment by Justine, Carston. — 2/5/07 @ 11:13 am
one day i fucked a fat chick
REPOST THIS QUICK OR U WILL BECOME A FAT CHICK AND ILL HAVE TO FUCK U!!!!!
U HAVEE 80 YEARS.,..
Comment by kkk — 2/5/07 @ 3:35 pm
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by Kate — 2/5/07 @ 9:03 pm
lol im crakin da shit up!!!lololololololol!lmao!lmFao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by dtyjeyt — 2/10/07 @ 3:28 pm
the only purpose of chain letters is internet flooding. imagine if everybody had 10 contacts and one person got sent a chain letter saying send this to all ur contacts. well that person sends it to ten contacts. those ten ppl send it to ten contacts each (that’s 100 ppl right there). those hundred ppl send it each to ten ppl (guess what. that’s 1000 ppl, guess what happens next. that’s right…10000. then 100000….1000000…want me to go on?) that all results to internet flooding. that’s why the internet is so slow! god! its cuz of these STUPID STUPID CHAIN LETTERS! man. i’m tired of them.
THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T EVER SEND CHAIN LETTERS. IF YOU PASS CHAIN LETTERS ON YOU DIE. IF YOU DON’T THEN…GREAT JOB BEING AWESOME. KUDOS
Comment by hannah — 2/17/07 @ 2:25 pm
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
Comment by katlin — 2/17/07 @ 3:58 pm
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by ??????? — 2/19/07 @ 3:48 pm
lol… i can’t believe how many of these are actually getting re-posted in the same comment page. this is a tidal wave of hilarity. recipher, you ready to do a sequel?t
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IF YOU ARE FEARABLE, DON’T LOOK DOWN!!!!!11
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this 1 time there wuz a grrl named jennifer and she
Comment by mortimer nova — 2/21/07 @ 7:31 pm
lol… i can’t believe how many of these are actually getting re-posted in the same comment page. this is a tidal wave of hilarity. recipher, you ready to do a sequel?
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IF YOU ARE FEARABLE, DON’T LOOK DOWN!!!!!11
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this 1 time there wuz a grrl named jennifer and she loves pop tarts. but the kind with the strawberry and sprinkles. so then this time she ran out of pop tarts and her and the mom wents to up 2 the groceries store and 2 get more pop tarts. she saw gregg from her school and he’s so cute and jennifer was in loves with hims and he was with his momm 2 at the store. so she went 2 him and says “hey gregg” and he got nervous and stabbed her in the neck on accident with a cup o’noodles tin foil lid. he was so scared he ran out of the grocery store and didn’t pay 4 his noodles and he wass still holding on 2 them. he ran 2 his home and sat in his closet but he thought he wuz safe and he wasn’t. he saw a shadow from under the closet doors and he opened it cuz he thought it wuz his mom but it was … zOmBiE jEnNiFeR and she ripped his head off and mailed it to his dad in iraq who now knew the awful secret!!!
if you don’t send this 2 a thousand people and 14 political leaders, world war 3 will be declared on your uterus and testiballs!
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Comment by mortimer nova — 2/21/07 @ 7:38 pm
the SEX one is really gross you need to delete it!
Comment by rosey — 2/23/07 @ 5:28 pm
the one about the girl who slit her rists is really scary!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Emma — 3/3/07 @ 8:26 am
Thats SOOOO FUNNY LMAO but fake i mean come they cant smoke or drink well maby then can like if im on my GREEN GREEN grass *weed*
Comment by Fatty Fat Fat Fat — 3/5/07 @ 9:48 pm
those chain letters are…………….FAKE here me sick fucks who believe that F-A-K-E fake fake fake fake fake !!!
Comment by dxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx — 3/6/07 @ 5:16 am
dude, some of these are just stupid but funny. if anyone is dumb enough to belive this crap then they really need to find another hobby or past time. i read horror books and watch scary movies but i don’t hink that they are real. i mean, come on, a girl comes out of the drain? that’s, like, goosebumps crap. and as for the baby bunnies who bite reproductive oragans off? yeah right! i do belive that there is some scary unknown stuff out there that we might not understand but just because you don’t send a chain letter then you’ll die? whatever. first of all, if the so called “chain mail curse” is real, how the hell is the dead person supposed to find you? do they go on the net and do a people search? i only send these things to my friends who are as demented as i am because i know that they’ll think that they are funny too. so, i guess i have to say…
KEEP THE SCARY SHIT COMING DUDES!!!!!!
Comment by ravynn — 3/8/07 @ 9:49 am
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
Comment by shadow — 3/9/07 @ 9:49 am
these are cool but the one with the thum is sooooooo gross i nearly puked it looks like he turning into some mutant thing ugh gross
Comment by Amber — 3/9/07 @ 4:23 pm
W0W i hav3 n3v3r s33n diS ON MYSPAC3 AND GLAD DiS iS RETARDED i WANT SCARY ST0RiES N0T DUMB ON3S!
Comment by KAI — 3/10/07 @ 12:38 pm
ntitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by raylynn — 3/12/07 @ 4:16 pm
Forward this comment to every single blog on your blog roll within the next 7 seconds otherwise the Chinese will attack Pearl Harbor again. They have installed software to monitor this post and they will do it, I swear. Plus, you’ll get a check for $0.15 for every person you forward this comment to that forwards it to 239 other people. It works! I got a check for $3.76 yesterday signed by China itself!!!
Comment by Paige — 3/15/07 @ 2:20 pm
wow guys, is this what you do in you spare time, you guys are F****** idiots! You obviously have no friends, so you have to wright about bunnies that bite off dicks and vaginas?!!?! Grow up suckers. The only one that wahts somewhat scary was the one with the time limit, but come on, my brother is 6 and he laughed…
Comment by Ariel — 3/15/07 @ 7:02 pm
if you do not post this to elvis presly in 80 muinits i will come to your house when you are sleeping and shit a load of ps3 games into your mouth and you wont be able to scream!.
(the ps3 games wont work)
Comment by gje3qv5qm 8r9t04395628925 — 3/16/07 @ 5:42 pm
What are you talking about, I ate that ostrich (delicious with barbeque sauce) Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ostriccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………………………………………………………………
Comment by Alex — 3/19/07 @ 12:26 pm
This is ALL gay shit…i think i made my point!!!!!!!!!! But the zOmBiE jEnNiFeR one was kinda funny…okay it was hilarius…but all the rest was just soooooooo gay and messed up, especially the hand granades and the rabit one….. godd some ppl. YOU GAY TARDS…
Comment by Anna — 3/27/07 @ 5:26 pm
Those aren’t SCARY dAMN!!!!
Comment by Maile — 3/28/07 @ 7:12 pm
gOD GET BETTER ONES
Comment by Maile — 3/28/07 @ 7:12 pm
To Scary for you
1995 a girl named jessica eat chips !
2000 a boy named aron found cips in his bed !
ARON IS THE BROTHER OF JESSICA !
Damn i hate this chain letters dont believe this fucking shitt hahaha last year i read a chain letter i have to send the chain letter to 6 people or i die ! hahahahaaaaaa but im alive idots fucking chain letteers ! EMINEM4EVER
Comment by can berkay — 4/1/07 @ 4:22 pm
what the fucking rabbits grenades dude are you high !
hahaha its crazy but fucking funny!
be careful maybe your rabbit is not ………. !
Comment by can berkay — 4/1/07 @ 4:23 pm
This is a picture of Lisa caught on camera….
Lisa committed suicide in her room and nobody knew why. Well one day, Lisa’s friends put a camera in her room to see if they would be able to see her. When they watched the tape, they didn’t see anything for awhile. Later on they watched more of the tape and they saw her come out of the doorway and they were totally freaked out. They never went in her room again.
Forward this to at least 10 people within the next hour!! Or else the ghost of Lisa will haunt you forever. Don’t believe me? Karen opened this up and thought it was another stupid and fake forward. She never believed in forwards. So, she deleted it… the next morning Karen was found dead in her bed… Her parents didn’t know what happened, she had blood all over her and looked like she was cut with a knife, but there was no evidence to who did it. Could it be because Lisa came in her room and killed her or was it just a coincidence?
~You decide~
Comment by cat — 4/3/07 @ 3:22 pm
omg
Comment by maurisssa — 4/9/07 @ 2:53 pm
hmmm…this reminds me of this one where this girl said she had no ears or nose and she was dead… and this one where two girls were killed after having a pillow fight and going on myspace and looking at this guys wierd account
Comment by irish ninja — 4/9/07 @ 4:26 pm
owwwwwwwwwwwwww scary not
Comment by rianne — 4/10/07 @ 7:57 pm
omg…..wtf how r these scary i mean i read scaryer 1’s and i have never reposted a chain letter 2 no 1 and nothing has never happened like if u go 2 fear.com/chain letters ive been there and it said if u dont repost this in 30 sec u will burn alive and if u do it will thunder when it rains wat the heck it almost always thunders when it rains sooo dont b-leve these @ all they r gay/retarded/stupid and every thing bye
Comment by emma — 4/16/07 @ 11:40 am
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by malorie and angela — 4/16/07 @ 3:30 pm
Entitled: A REALLY scary way to lose your ability to see.
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You really should read this because it’s important for everyone to read this. DON’T READ THIS UNLESS YOU CAN HANDLE BEING REALLY SCARED.
One day, Sarah was minding her business surfing the internet, booking a flight to Maine where her father was ill.
As she pointed and clicked, she started to smell something burning.
She ran around the house, but, failed to find the source. As she sat back down at the computer desk, she noticed that the smoke was actually coming from the computer!
She panicked and started running around her house, packing her children into a briefcase. As she dialed 911 on the cell phone, she swung open the front door and there it was.
An estranged ostrich was sitting on her front porch drinking wine and smoking a cigar. Startled, it violently pecked at Sarah in both of her eyes until she couldn’t see, blinding her for life. Her children started screaming. Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food, so, the fierce beast ate all of the children. Blood was dripping everywhere.
If you don’t send this to at least 10 people in the next minute, your computer will begin to smoke and set your house on fire and an ostrich will eat your children and peck out your eyes.
If you send this to 20 people you’ll still have your sight, however, the ostrich will eat your children. And possibly any cute pets like kittens or puppies that are living in your house.
If you send this to 30 people, you’ll die. Eventually and inevitably.
295 people have gotten aids by not sending it to 30 people.
You have 1 minute.
Comment by malorie and angela — 4/16/07 @ 3:42 pm
gosh it bite my vgina off
Comment by valentina — 4/16/07 @ 6:34 pm
this is all stupid. like im gonna belive this
Comment by emily — 4/19/07 @ 3:15 pm
man thats freaking scary! its not at all fictional! that happened to my mom’s auntie’s great grandpa’s grandma’s cousin’s sister’s best friend’s neice! but im not reposting this cuz i want to shoot that damn ostrich down and cook him for dinner….
os: antone got extra veggies????
i was fired from my job, and now im broke.
Comment by joelene aguon-add me on myspace — 5/1/07 @ 9:34 pm
holy shit that ome scary shit going on here
Comment by Alisha — 5/5/07 @ 8:27 am
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Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by malorie and angela — 4/16/07 @ 3:30 pm
Comment by qewfwdfa — 5/5/07 @ 12:35 pm
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by qewfwdfa — 5/5/07 @ 12:35 pm
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by Alec — 5/8/07 @ 3:29 pm
the drain one is popular
Comment by alex — 5/10/07 @ 8:55 pm
lol. i never re-post chain letters
Comment by dezzrek — 5/18/07 @ 4:29 pm
{very scary}
{chain Ltetter}
when i was a little girl my daddy would always beat on me.
Till one day he came home from the bar drunk.
i tried to hide untill he cought me running thru the kitchen.
He hit me so hard that my face started to bleed.
Then he went for the door and left.
I sat there just like a statue.
Then suddenly I heard him coming back into the room.
He had a shovel.
He hit me and kept hitting me till i was dead.
This is real whoever reads this chant will have to send it top 20 people or she will appear at night on your ceilling and kill you!!
im not kidding this one boy thot it wasnt true one night when his parents went out and the next thing they new that there was a note saying: NICE ONE BOY!! YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED YOU MUST PAY FOR WHAT I HAD TO GO THRU.
so if you dont belive this well then i guess we wont be seeing you anymore.
Comment by By someone who sent it to me — 5/25/07 @ 3:29 pm
Hey ladies n gentalmen I can’t believe u open it cause now u have the curse of non dating unless…. u repost this the person u like will finally see that ur specail and u will get a suprise pick one of the following
Runaway-if your single and love it
Special gurl,special boy- you have that special person in your life and want him/her to be with you right know
Best friends-if your single and flirt
So fly-if your taken but don’t like him/her and like someone else
Crazy for you-if you think people don’t care about your problems
I should of never listen to you- have so much drama with ur last or curent relationship
Party like a rock star – if you like some one but,,, your just confused on what to do!!
Sexy lady, sexy boy -thinking about giving up
What goes around comes back around- if you been played and don’t care wat you do now
Don’t matter-if you went out with some one and eVery one don’t like that person
You better hurry cause now you have 5 mins type type hurry I know you don’t want to be CURSED!!!!!
read
Comment by skjnwani4 — 5/25/07 @ 7:40 pm
there was this girl and she was with her friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said
anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
2 in ur room
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die!
repost this saying “wtf ewwwwww
Comment by sasuke — 5/26/07 @ 12:12 pm
Quote: “Forward this comment to every single blog on your blog roll within the next 7 seconds otherwise the Chinese will attack Pearl Harbor again. They have installed software to monitor this post and they will do it, I swear. Plus, you’ll get a check for $0.15 for every person you forward this comment to that forwards it to 239 other people. It works! I got a check for $3.76 yesterday signed by China itself”
Note: The Chinese didn’t even attack Pearl Harbor. The Japanese did.
Comment by ooooookay. — 5/27/07 @ 11:05 pm
Hahaha. cool, I love chain letters, though I don’t really believe in them. But sometimes, some chain letters just sorta creep me out (even though they’re fake) so I post them somewhere. Lol.
Comment by _x0xcutie_ — 6/3/07 @ 7:46 pm
wow foreal this is soo gay like really an ostrich on ur front porch, drinking wine and smoking a cigar come one wow thats soo gay and wow im going too die im soo scared boyy who ever rote these gay ass chian letters are soo not smart
Comment by victoria — 6/13/07 @ 7:38 pm
these are all gay… and chains aren’t real…. and you WONT DIE!
Comment by Ally — 6/13/07 @ 10:15 pm
omg…. these emails are sooo gay…. who would believe this shit? lol but the animal ones were funny… hehehe world war 3 will be declared on your uterus and testeballs…. fun stuff… lol
later luvs!
Emilee
Comment by Emilee — 6/16/07 @ 4:18 pm
these chainletter are not scary but scary enought to get the chills.
Comment by jas and ber — 6/20/07 @ 3:26 pm
Sounds kind of hot… I mean, if you’re into that sort of stuff…
Hey!
Comment by Recipher — 6/20/07 @ 5:34 pm
WOOOOOW OMG SUM SCARY SHIZZLEEEEE!! =P
Comment by Amyyy 2 — 6/22/07 @ 9:03 am
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by john — 6/24/07 @ 3:23 am
That was helluh funny! sorry. I ment the one about the bunnies
Comment by syd_vicious — 6/24/07 @ 3:35 pm
why do you ask me to comment theses things they are just supper stupid and you know non of this has happen but they where scary as hell but not yet true so im going to give you some advice GO GET A FUCKING LIFE DAMNN IIGHT…..im dead to…lol this is some shit a yet alive bitch GROW THE FUCK UP OKAYY♥
Comment by willie — 6/25/07 @ 10:59 am
OMG r u serious??? these r so stupid i mean people get real n get a life
Comment by CASSANDRA — 6/25/07 @ 6:19 pm
Dudeness I don’t know what ur peeps prbms r but ya r gay all the stuff is stupid and the peeps that keep on coping the stories… Herez a tip we read them once earlier and we don’t feel like readin them over and over again
So ever1 learn this lesson don’t post things over and over again By the way this….. i mean all these stories r retarded!!!!!!!!
Comment by AlExUs — 6/25/07 @ 9:11 pm
I don’t believe in chain letters at all! All chain letters are all FAKES!
Comment by not telling! — 6/26/07 @ 4:20 pm
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by bri — 6/27/07 @ 4:46 pm
are you kidding me?! exploding bunnies that attack people who have unprotected sex! i think this is a crappy and failed attempt to get kid to have protected sex. good going moms and dads, kids are sure gonna be safe after THAT story.
Comment by allison — 6/27/07 @ 6:12 pm
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by kazy — 6/28/07 @ 11:30 am
“I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps…”
Everytime I read that, I see ‘chili bumps’ and I get all excited. But then I realize that it’s not chili bumps and then I can’t believe that someone else has posted that fucking chain letter.
Comment by Recipher — 6/28/07 @ 6:22 pm
Hey ur guyzez chain letterz are rly rly retarded and not even true BUT 1 iz. Cassie this is fucking GAY!!!!!
Kelsey
Comment by Cass N Kels — 7/2/07 @ 10:35 pm
yo man thats whack yo
Comment by jojojojojoj — 7/3/07 @ 9:19 am
yo leperchauns are not real..well they are but they dont live in your attic.
Comment by bri — 7/3/07 @ 2:18 pm
What the hell?!?!?! i was laughing sooo freakin hard at the bunny one! LOL But the one with Sarah being pushed into the lake and dumped, freaked me out. I hate chain letters with ones that say she will come out of your drain and kill you. STAY OUT OF MY Fing SHOWER!!! ily lol
Comment by Annie — 7/3/07 @ 10:02 pm
chain letter its real soooo folow it! WARNING VERY VERY SCARY!!!!!!!!
there was once a man who crapped a big load every morning it took him 3 hours a morning then one day a rabbit and a snake came out of the toilet and climbed up his ass and gave him diahreahha and ass rug burn for 3 months then he died on the pot an the ass rabbit anf toilet snake climbed out and back to the poop drains.
now if you dont post this 5 times the same thing will happen to you next time you take a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Dirty used Ass wipe — 7/4/07 @ 12:04 pm
ha ha that was fuckin hilarious read the chain letter right above mine lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by the turd — 7/5/07 @ 1:49 pm
these r stupid there not true holy god u guys grow up
Comment by whatever — 7/9/07 @ 11:43 am
STUPIDY whoever believes are complete and utter moronic ppl these chain are retarted o and learn how to spell bc there are so many mistakes and tht bunnie one not scary halirious!!
Comment by S AND A — 7/16/07 @ 8:51 pm
lol! my sides hurt! i luff the bunny 1 and the 1 the guy made up about the turkey guts and the 1 about zombie jessica and the cup ‘o’ noodle tin foil lid rofl! im crying! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Comment by omfg! im laffin way too hard! — 8/15/07 @ 10:59 pm
there was once a man who crapped a big load every morning it took him 3 hours a morning then one day a rabbit and a snake came out of the toilet and climbed up his ass and gave him diahreahha and ass rug burn for 3 months then he died on the pot an the ass rabbit anf toilet snake climbed out and back to the poop drains.
LOL! OMFG! THAT IS SOOOO EFFIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! LOL IT REMINDED ME OF MY DAD!HAHAHAHA! THAT MAN IN THE STORY IS MY DAD.
Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:02 pm
the bunny thing happened to me lol i had unprotected sex two days ago and bunnies came and bit my vagina off ouch…:(
Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:04 pm
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
2 in ur room
ooo sexy y would i want to repost this? i wouldnt two men in my room if u kno wat i mean…and the BATHROOM hmmm….possibilities
Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:11 pm
omfg! this is funny read it!
Make a wish!!!
Really, go on and make one!!!
Oh please, they’ll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!
Not that, you pervert!!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
STOP, DAMMIT!!!!
Wasn’t that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here’s what I’ll do. First of all, if you don’t send this to a certain number of people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It’s true! Becuase, you now, THIS letter isn’t like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here’s how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*20 to 674, 951 1/2 people: 20 to 674, 951 1/2 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:19 pm
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boys life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bull. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder – if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!
Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:22 pm
This is the funniest thing in the world! In exactly 87 seconds, you have to send this to 275 people, then if you press (space bar + tab + backspace + page up) a clip will pop up on your screen of a mad goat attacking Bill Gates and butting him into a pile of garbage! I couldnt stop laughing, even though since Im typing this I obviously couldnt have seen it yet, and there is absolutely no way to attach a clip in a way that you have to send the email before you see the clip, its still true! And you know what else is true? I am Batman! And if you stay online doing absolutely nothing for one hour after sending this, Ill email you a gift certificate for five million dollars to spend at Wal-Mart! Just forget the fact that I have no way of finding the email addresses of people who send this out, and the fact that stores will recognize a fake gift certificate. Just send this out, youll be glad you did!
Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:24 pm
OH YUUUK!!!
Comment by I'mSomeoneWhoAreYou? — 9/6/07 @ 2:33 am
if you dont repost this then 3 huge gorillas will appear in your bathroom tonight and give you hardCORE! anal rape.
have a nice day! = )
Comment by Evil Penis Dude from Uranus — 10/2/07 @ 4:18 pm
Well, sir! I just might post it then!
Comment by Recipher — 10/12/07 @ 8:16 pm
haha..this is funi =D
Comment by mary — 10/13/07 @ 3:16 pm
ddddddooooooo yyyyyyyyooooooouuuuuuuuu gggggggeeeeettttttt sssssssccccccaaaaaarrrrrrreeeedddddd EASY??????/?
Comment by connie — 10/23/07 @ 10:34 pm
this is perrty gay but ya it could be true!!!!
Comment by connie — 10/23/07 @ 10:34 pm
this is cool
Comment by jasmine — 12/7/07 @ 7:37 pm
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by Osiel — 12/29/07 @ 3:12 pm
U WILL DIE DEAD IF YOU STOP READING
aren’t we alle gonna die no matter what anyway? :S
Comment by finn — 2/10/08 @ 4:24 pm
NOT EFFIN SCARY.
Comment by cheyenne — 2/18/08 @ 3:54 pm
this is so fucking hilarious, ” he always ripped a nasty ass juicy fart” i liaghed so hard when i read that.
Comment by george — 3/6/08 @ 8:57 pm
im so horny oh god yeah fuck me hardddd yeah!
Comment by poop — 4/9/08 @ 2:13 pm
one day some guy raped me i loved it
im a slut i wanna suck someones dick!! OH YEAH! LMAO
Comment by poop — 4/9/08 @ 2:14 pm
ntitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by hakey — 4/13/08 @ 12:44 am
I’ll be honest I was a little weirded out by one or two. Superstition is a bitch.
So anybody get aids from this yet. My computer hasn’t crashed. My house is intact. Oh and I’m a virgin whom hasn’t been exposed to blood, semen, vaginal fluids or needles. C’mon are you serious. some of them are funny though. Sick minds ya’ll have here, lol.
Comment by Wilrey — 5/1/08 @ 4:32 am
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by jason — 9/14/08 @ 1:21 pm
WWWOOOOWWW!!! this is stupid.
Comment by Hunter — 10/1/08 @ 6:34 pm
One was a little creepy, but all three of them were totally fake and pretty stupid.
Comment by Bobby Soup — 10/16/08 @ 2:22 pm
yo. i’ve read all of your chain mails. and i’ve got to say, all of these chain mails are ridiculous! how on earth will these chain letters harm me!? or you!? d*mn. hahah. i think i’m just gonna laugh it all out. believe me, you don’t have to be scared of these mails. how will the “dead person” know where you live? or if the “dead person” could at least know that you have read the mail. duhh! common sense people. use your brain! don’t be freaked out by these nonsense. aryt? all you have to do is to TRUST Him. you know who. yeah. that’s all i i’ve got to say. take care everyone. bye.bye.ü
Comment by kristine is my name, btw.ü — 11/4/08 @ 2:29 am
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by kenken — 12/20/08 @ 3:39 pm
read!! pretty funny! its a joke but turned into a chain letter!
One day a black man found a lamp
so he rubbed it to see wat it said on the side
then a big could of blue smoke came out of it
the could of smoked turned into a geine
he said “i am th great geine OSCAR!”
“i will give you three wishes”
the balck man said “1:i wish i was white 2:i wish i was skinny and 3:i wish i was around alot of pussies”
Then they geine oscar said
“POOF nigga u a tampon”
send this 2
10 ppl:1 wish
20 ppl:2 wishes
30 ppl:3 wishes
becarful wat u wish for!
Comment by PaRkEr — 1/15/09 @ 8:45 pm
YO MAN I RED YOUR CHAIM LETTERS AND THEY ARE NOT SCARY AT ALL AND I DIDN”T DIE
Comment by TOOCOOL — 2/10/09 @ 8:58 pm
U WILL DIE DEAD IF YOU STOP READING
**************************************************
so there was this bunny named elf and he had an owner named benny and benny loved the rabbit. 1 day the rabbit and benny was taking for a walk and then they ran in 2 a girl who also wlaked with her bunny and it’s name was cammie.
her name was beth. beth and benny went 2 starting dating and 1 day they were having unprotected sex and weren’t watching their bunnies like good pet owners should be. then the rabbits both ate hand grenades and exploded. then their exploded bunny parts were buried but the bunny parts turned into smaller bunny babies and clawed their way form the ground and attacked people who have unprotected sex.
if you don’t pass this along 2 12,000 people, bunnies will bite your penis off and they will bite your vagina off 2 and then they’ll eat ur eye balls until they can drink ur eye socket blood. i broke this chain letter and now i’m died.
Comment by alexa — 2/18/09 @ 5:58 pm
lmfao! the chain letters are fucking stupid!! are 5 year olds writing these? and with everyone re-posting this “sarah and her boyfriend” one, it’s getting really dumb. :p can’t anyone write a better one?
and by the way -poop-, me too.
;]
Comment by allie. — 3/1/09 @ 12:12 pm
Omg!! These things almost put me to sleep… If you think these are scary then you’re such losers!! I mean you guys must be like three or somethin! Again THESE THINGS ARE LAME! Stop reposting it!! I mean if it wasn’t entertaining the first time I doubt we wanna read it again! And trut me none of this “You will Die!!” Crap is going to happen. So yeah now that I’ve wasted all this time! Which I clearly could’ve been doing something else. Thank you so much! Good-bye!!
Comment by Yawn — 3/9/09 @ 2:15 pm
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by james — 3/10/09 @ 7:50 pm
This shit aint real , It’s fucked up seriously get a life you fucked up assholes ! …. I could make up a chain letter even scarier then this fucking shit ! plzz ppl stop writing gay ass chain letters … Like fuck !
Comment by Reilly && Sydney — 3/20/09 @ 7:18 pm
PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS:
Once there was a little girl from New York who found out about the wonders of the computer. This innocent little girl was looking up porn when all of a sudden a message popped up! The little girl fell out of her chair because she was so startled. But after doing a few yoga poses and deep breathing, she was able to click on the message and read it. It said : “MY NAME IS JESSABELLE LOUISE MARIE TONGA SHOO I HAVE WHITE HAIR AND NO EYES I WILL BE IN YOUR ROOM IF YOU DON’T SEND THIS TO 3 PEOPLE IN 1 SECOND” Poor little New York girl didn’t have any friends, so she decided she would go out and preach this story to random people. Once three people had heard the story, she went home. But then a clown jumped out of the vents and chopped the little girl’s head off. WARNING: THIS CLOWN WILL BE IN YOUR ROOM AND KILL YOU IF YOU EVER SEND ANOTHER CHAIN LETTER AGAIN! SEND THIS CHAIN LETTER ON TO WARN PEOPLE!!
Comment by Sonic — 4/5/09 @ 5:02 pm
they are al FAKE!!!!!!!
Comment by hussain — 4/6/09 @ 7:37 am
Man im 7 yrs old and i just fucking adore reading chain letters. Although they kinda make me scared. I fucking laughed so hard at the ostrich one.
Comment by Nick — 4/18/09 @ 9:50 pm
a scary way to brake up
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by blob blobington — 5/14/09 @ 9:44 am
what the fuck is most ur ppls probloms its not real!!! roflmao!
Comment by lol lol lol — 5/14/09 @ 9:56 am
fucking r-tards theses are the most stupid freaking thinks on earth i didnt die r-tards lol lol lol
Comment by lol lol lol — 5/21/09 @ 9:54 am
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Comment by lol lol lol — 5/21/09 @ 9:56 am
A Sad (seriously sad) Poem chain letter with a promise of good things if forwarded
(came to me from a teenager – what’s in your teen’s inbox?)
I sit in the park where I dwell,
For this boy I love so well.
He took my heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free.
I see a girl on his lap,
He says things to her he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed, Not a word to mother was said.
Father came home late that night, He looked for me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep. Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top put a dove.
And remember this, I died for love…
Something GOOD will happen to you tonight at 9:22 PM. This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they LOVE YOU. This is true!!!!!! Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Good luck with your crush. p.s. dont forward this.. copy and paste!!
Comment by .......... — 5/22/09 @ 8:51 pm
I really did beleive this 1 and i reposted it and sure enough… it worked… just goes to show not all chain letters are fake.
Comment by .......... — 5/22/09 @ 8:52 pm
(came to me from a teenager – what’s in your teen’s inbox?)
I sit in the park where I dwell,
For this boy I love so well.
He took my heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free.
I see a girl on his lap,
He says things to her he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed, Not a word to mother was said.
Father came home late that night, He looked for me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep. Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top put a dove.
And remember this, I died for love…
Something GOOD will happen to you tonight at 9:22 PM. This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they LOVE YOU. This is true!!!!!! Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Good luck with your crush. p.s. dont forward this.. copy and paste!!
Comment by hi — 5/23/09 @ 8:51 am
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by dfgfgfgdfgd — 5/26/09 @ 12:08 pm
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by iejsdjmphd — 5/26/09 @ 12:09 pm
A Sad (seriously sad) Poem chain letter with a promise of good things if forwarded
(came to me from a teenager – what’s in your teen’s inbox?)
I sit in the park where I dwell,
For this boy I love so well.
He took my heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free.
I see a girl on his lap,
He says things to her he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed, Not a word to mother was said.
Father came home late that night, He looked for me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep. Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top put a dove.
And remember this, I died for love…
Something GOOD will happen to you tonight at 9:22 PM. This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they LOVE YOU. This is true!!!!!! Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Good luck with your crush. p.s. dont forward this.. copy and paste!!
Comment by iejsdjmphd — 5/26/09 @ 12:14 pm
(came to me from a teenager – what’s in your teen’s inbox?)
I sit in the park where I dwell,
For this boy I love so well.
He took my heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free.
I see a girl on his lap,
He says things to her he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed, Not a word to mother was said.
Father came home late that night, He looked for me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep. Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top put a dove.
And remember this, I died for love…
Something GOOD will happen to you tonight at 9:22 PM. This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they LOVE YOU. This is true!!!!!! Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Good luck with your crush.
p.s. dont forward this.. copy and paste!!!!!!
Comment by *********** — 5/30/09 @ 6:16 am
So i’m sorry. in the second one it says “I did not send this on and now i am dead.” HOW CAN HE FLIPPING SEND IT IF HE WAS DEAD,
AND HE DIDNT SEND IT ANYWAYS! idiots!
Comment by suzie — 6/5/09 @ 2:43 pm
you know those were real, one day my ostrich got drunk and ran away to Canada. at that same moment a canadian with short term memory accidentally sent fire to her dead pet rat which she used as her computer mouse. moments l8r she forgot to put it out, and smelled fire. she screamed and took her children outside. my ostrich stocked up on cigars and wine at the local dollar store. he went on the porch and saw a lady run out with a child under each arm, and you know the rest… my poor ostrich still hasn’t gotten over the trauma… : {
Comment by mkitty — 6/14/09 @ 11:41 pm
but i gots 2 scary chain mails
During a thunderstorm …
Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh … nothing much about to go to a party … haha you?
Beth: Haha nice … uhhh just staying in for the night.
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask you …
Beth: Yeah … what?
Ben: Can you please come over and watch my brother for me? I won’t be able to go if no one watches him.
Beth: Ughh … well ….
Ben: Please Beth!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I’ll be over in a few minutes.
A few minutes later, Beth arrives at Ben’s house.
Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you look really nice.
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here’s my number. Call me in about an hour and tell me how everything is, okay?
Beth: Alright, bye!
Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben’s younger brother.
Beth: Hey sport!
John: Hi Beth … I’m really scared …
Beth: Awww … don’t be. I’m here. Lets turn on some T.V.
As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly went out. John freaked out and screamed!
Beth: John, it’s okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn’t work! Uhmmm … okay, okay, lets go up to your brother’s room. I think he has an extra one.
John: *mumbles* okay.
As Beth and John headed up towards Ben’s room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines.
John: *screams* What was that?!
Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is.
John: But I didn’t … *Johns voice started to fade away …*
Beth: Hey Ben! How’s the party?
ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call you in 5 minutes?
Beth: Sure. But where’s the flashlight in your room?
Ben: Oh, uhmmm … it’s under my bed, to the left. I think.
Beth walks over to Ben’s bed and screams.
Beth: Oh my God!
ben: What happened?!
beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn’t know you had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bloody knife on its hand. It looks so real! Where did you get it? Did you get it at the Halloween store?
Ben: Beth … I don’t have a clown statue in my bedroom.
The line quickly goes dead. Ben started panicing and raced home as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and Ben were no where to be seen. He saw his brother lying on his bed.
Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to himself* I can’t believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me.
He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace account and checked his bulletins. I noticed that he had a random new friend. The profile picture was a freaky clown face. That made him freak out a bit. Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had posted a bulletin called “Clowning Around”. Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin that he saw last night! He got freaked out and didn’t repost it.
Trembling, he got in his bed, next to his brother and kissed his cheek good night.
Ben: You can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night.
Suddenly, the figure in the bed turned to ben.
Clown: Now its your turn.
Ben let out a high pitch screamed and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw Ben under the bed along with Beth and John.
If you don’t repost this in the next 10 minutes, the clown will appear by your bed tonight, while you’re sleeping and the same ending will happen to you.
and————————————————————————————-
Best Answer – Chosen by Asker
Teddy Chain Letter. Its Pretty Scary If You Ask. Heres The Full Chain.
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I’ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
Comment by mkitty — 6/15/09 @ 12:23 am
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by Charley — 6/21/09 @ 11:10 am
Entitled: A REALLY scary way to lose your ability to see.
******************
You really should read this because it’s important for everyone to read this. DON’T READ THIS UNLESS YOU CAN HANDLE BEING REALLY SCARED.
One day, Sarah was minding her business surfing the internet, booking a flight to Maine where her father was ill.
As she pointed and clicked, she started to smell something burning.
She ran around the house, but, failed to find the source. As she sat back down at the computer desk, she noticed that the smoke was actually coming from the computer!
She panicked and started running around her house, packing her children into a briefcase. As she dialed 911 on the cell phone, she swung open the front door and there it was.
An estranged ostrich was sitting on her front porch drinking wine and smoking a cigar. Startled, it violently pecked at Sarah in both of her eyes until she couldn’t see, blinding her for life. Her children started screaming. Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food, so, the fierce beast ate all of the children. Blood was dripping everywhere.
If you don’t send this to at least 10 people in the next minute, your computer will begin to smoke and set your house on fire and an ostrich will eat your children and peck out your eyes.
If you send this to 20 people you’ll still have your sight, however, the ostrich will eat your children. And possibly any cute pets like kittens or puppies that are living in your house.
If you send this to 30 people, you’ll die. Eventually and inevitably.
295 people have gotten aids by not sending it to 30 people.
You have 1 minute.
Comment by Charley — 6/21/09 @ 11:13 am
Lisa committed suicide in her room and nobody knew why. Well one day, Lisa’s friends put a camera in her room to see if they would be able to see her. When they watched the tape, they didn’t see anything for awhile. Later on they watched more of the tape and they saw her come out of the doorway and they were totally freaked out. They never went in her room again.
Forward this to at least 10 people within the next hour!! Or else the ghost of Lisa will haunt you forever. Don’t believe me? Karen opened this up and thought it was another stupid and fake forward. She never believed in forwards. So, she deleted it… the next morning Karen was found dead in her bed… Her parents didn’t know what happened, she had blood all over her and looked like she was cut with a knife, but there was no evidence to who did it. Could it be because Lisa came in her room and killed her or was it just a coincidence?
~You decide~
Comment by Charley — 6/21/09 @ 11:22 am
Haha, I did the first one like 2 weeks ago. Not dead. I’m not doing the others either O: Well anyways… idk :]
Comment by YEE — 10/3/09 @ 1:36 pm
OMG! chain mails arent true loads of lil kids get freaked out but there is one that freaked me out was the one about the smith sisters! type in on google smith sisters killed annoymusly- i cnt spell – and click on the story btw loving pittbulls new song hotel room it is awsome byee xx
Comment by me — 10/7/09 @ 12:46 pm
BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!
CHILL OUT PEOPLE!
Comment by me — 10/7/09 @ 12:47 pm
Title -A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by haley — 10/12/09 @ 2:47 am
lol the black guy one is real fffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Comment by Random — 10/18/09 @ 11:40 pm
Real scary chain by Me 19.10.09 by the way im from new zealand once there was a girl called Stacy who was walking her dog it ran away into the woods.
She went look for it when she tripped in to a well and got impaled by a guy.
if you don,t send this to 400 pepz in da next 4mins she will come and impale you with the same rod and chuck you down a well.
dont think its real 17 people broke this chain and died by stacy
Comment by Random — 10/18/09 @ 11:50 pm
wow these are so gay lol well im only 12 && i dont find these scary at all i read these & didnt forward it lol what happenede to me?nothing lol i read some scary ones oh yeah you guys should read the one about Carmen Wenstead thats a good scary story but not true at all lol it says google her i did not true lol anywayz i love to be scared & these werent scary at all ajajaja anywayz i gotta go so peace,,,
Comment by bel12 — 10/19/09 @ 7:31 pm
lmfao the black guy one is hilarious.
the ones on the top are stupid! wow.
Comment by cacaroach — 11/1/09 @ 2:15 pm
omg! those are really scary chainletters..
Comment by sophia — 11/7/09 @ 11:12 am
I have a really scary one but u have to be able to understand it 11
or older can read it.
Once there was a boy named andrew he had a crush on a girl name alisa when she turned him down he got so so pissedbut he got a note later saying I’ll meet you at the yard ~a~ he went to the yad brought the girl in the house and they had sex after they
ya’know had sex one of the parents died any way they just kept going untill he relized alisa had stabbed him and herself too the mom got blamed for 3 murders killed herself but whenever you have sex
they will watch you and then……………………… KILL YOU hahaha>:^))
Comment by shannon — 11/7/09 @ 6:24 pm
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Comment by shannon — 11/15/09 @ 1:33 pm
hahah wow if u ignore or laugh u will die what bull shit i laugh at all of these and every forward i get…. im in the best shape ever.. but this is for good entertainment
Comment by Joe — 11/25/09 @ 11:26 am
omg…!get real who would belive this load of crap i always get sent these things when i get told to send it to like 20 ppl or sumik i only ever sent emm to 3 so these rnt real coz why the hek am i still here…i read those am not online or nout soooooooooooooo i didnt send them to anyone and like had 1 min nout has happened yet!!!! plus..those chains were made up i can make 1 up any minute …..
a girl was home ALONE she walked down stairs nothing was there she herd the littlest noise and nothing was there so she went back up stairs and climbed into bed at 12′0′clock and then a little girl was at the end of her bed she slit her throught open and was left dead and didnt get found for 3 weeks!
send this to 13 people by 11′o’clock or you will se a deaad girl at the end of your bed!
see told yez i cud make 1 =] xx
Comment by xx-jamieleigh-xx — 12/9/09 @ 3:06 pm
Gosh! I got to admit bout this stupid shit fucking CHAIN LETTERS!!! how can a big ass dead girl came out from the drain??? its so stupid…n how can ostrich drink n smoke?? its been an hour.. i haven’t post anything n Im still alive!!!
Comment by Zaza — 12/14/09 @ 1:22 am
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by HAHAHAHSGIO — 1/3/10 @ 9:47 pm
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I’ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
Comment by salliyah — 1/13/10 @ 4:08 pm
the valentines day murder. hello my name is kayla andi killed 42 people the weekend of valentines day.i was on the news and was never found ever again so i was possed with a evil enteti and i was ready to kil. the spirit made me read aga flaga ish ca nishca noogen nigen which calls the devil to make you more evil if you read this me and the devil will come to your house smash your window and we will lite you on fire put you out slit your throught and cut your legs arms and sew ur mouth and eyes we will cut your head off and burn your body take your head and stick it on a pole in the front of your house send this to 42 people in the weekend of valentines day if you send it now me and the devil will just lite your house on fire. you have alot of time.
Comment by kayla elliot — 1/15/10 @ 6:19 pm
listen i only said that cus i was boardi now these things are gay fake i just made that up so dont be scared just board but if you were scared ok kool dont be a wosssy
Comment by kayla elliot — 1/15/10 @ 6:24 pm
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
Comment by Lary — 1/23/10 @ 2:56 pm
This is not scary at all especially the one with the ostrich. If you’re looking for a scary chain letter, I have several here about dead girls.
my name is jane…..i am 7 years old with black hair and red eyes. i have no nose or ears…. i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break no send bak sorry!
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My name is jenna…..i am 7 years old with blonde hair and scary eyes. i have no nose or ears…. i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break!
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a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally………
Jessica: Hey person.
Other girl: Hello
Jessica: You’ve been a really interesting person to talk to.
Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it?
Jessica: Yea.
Other girl: What’s ur name again?
Jessica: My name is Jessica. What’s urs?
Other girl: I can’t really tell u.
Jessica: Why?
Other girl: Because I’m dead.
Jessica: What?
Other girl: I’m dead.
Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don’t i.m. living people.
Other girl: Yes they can because I can.
Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what’s ur real name now that I know that u are dead?
Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now.
Jessica: So where do u live ‘dead person’ and what’s ur last name and ur real name?
Mary: Do you really want to know?
Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook.
Mary: You really wanna know?
Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name!
Mary: I”m not dumb.
Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name.
Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary.
Jessica: (Laughing) You can’t be bloody Mary. There’s no such thing!
Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of.
Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it!
Mary: I won’t. If u don’t copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you.
The Next Day…
Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica’s head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood.
Bloody Mary didn’t hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you.
Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen… After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary
Comment by ZzzSleepyGurl — 1/24/10 @ 2:16 am