Blue Damage

3/24/06

Really Scary Chain Letters!

Filed under: — Recipher @ 2:08 pm

We have been receiving some really scary chain letters, so, I thought I'd post them. We can't figure out if they are real or not, but, they should be taken seriously because we received them on myspace as a bulletin which is official.

Entitled: A scary way to break up.

****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps .......

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, "I am breaking up with you, you awful .......!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your .............. life! DUMB ....................!!!"

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah's exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said "Goodbye Jason." She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title "1 scary way to break up", you are a heartless ..............and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes

If you think that is scary, this one is really scary.

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U WILL DIE DEAD IF YOU STOP READING
**************************************************

so there was this bunny named elf and he had an owner named benny and benny loved the rabbit. 1 day the rabbit and benny was taking for a walk and then they ran in 2 a girl who also wlaked with her bunny and it's name was cammie.

her name was beth. beth and benny went 2 starting dating and 1 day they were having unprotected sex and weren't watching their bunnies like good pet owners should be. then the rabbits both ate hand grenades and exploded. then their exploded bunny parts were buried but the bunny parts turned into smaller bunny babies and clawed their way form the ground and attacked people who have unprotected sex.

if you don't pass this along 2 12,000 people, bunnies will bite your penis off and they will bite your vagina off 2 and then they'll eat ur eye balls until they can drink ur eye socket blood. i broke this chain letter and now i'm died.

Last but not least, the most disturbing of all of them. This one really gave all of our staff chills knowing that it really could happen.

Entitled: A REALLY scary way to lose your ability to see.

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You really should read this because it's important for everyone to read this. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU CAN HANDLE BEING REALLY SCARED.

One day, Sarah was minding her business surfing the internet, booking a flight to Maine where her father was ill.

As she pointed and clicked, she started to smell something burning.

She ran around the house, but, failed to find the source. As she sat back down at the computer desk, she noticed that the smoke was actually coming from the computer!

She panicked and started running around her house, packing her children into a briefcase. As she dialed 911 on the cell phone, she swung open the front door and there it was.

An estranged ostrich was sitting on her front porch drinking wine and smoking a cigar. Startled, it violently pecked at Sarah in both of her eyes until she couldn't see, blinding her for life. Her children started screaming. Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food, so, the fierce beast ate all of the children. Blood was dripping everywhere.

If you don't send this to at least 10 people in the next minute, your computer will begin to smoke and set your house on fire and an ostrich will eat your children and peck out your eyes.

If you send this to 20 people you'll still have your sight, however, the ostrich will eat your children. And possibly any cute pets like kittens or puppies that are living in your house.

If you send this to 30 people, you'll die. Eventually and inevitably.

295 people have gotten aids by not sending it to 30 people.

You have 1 minute.

Please pass these along so it no one else dies dead from not sending them out after reading them and being scared nearly dead. Blue Distortion.

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168 Comments »

  1. hahaha… hand grenades…

    Comment by mortimernova — 3/25/06 @ 9:50 am

  2. wait a sec… i’m the only person i know who drinks wine and smokes cigars on porches… oh no! am i the ostrich?!??

    Comment by mortimernova — 3/25/06 @ 9:52 am

  3. Only one man has ever said what could possibly describe this post: Joey Lawrence. ‘Whoa!’

    Forward this comment to every single blog on your blog roll within the next 7 seconds otherwise the Chinese will attack Pearl Harbor again. They have installed software to monitor this post and they will do it, I swear. Plus, you’ll get a check for $0.15 for every person you forward this comment to that forwards it to 239 other people. It works! I got a check for $3.76 yesterday signed by China itself!

    Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 3/28/06 @ 9:16 am

  4. …

    MySpace would never lie to me. It’s a place for friends and friends don’t lie.

    Comment by Carleigh — 4/10/06 @ 1:56 am

  5. ok, these are probably the LAMEST chain letters i have ever seen. and theyre so obvious. i mean, come on….an ostrich on ur front porch, drinking wine and smoking a cigar. get real. gahhhh people r so stupid.

    Comment by Amanda — 4/10/06 @ 5:26 pm

  6. I walked out side and it was an Emu sipping a mohito and puffing on a corn cob pipe, so I guess I’m safe.

    Do you think those ostriches got Amanda?
    Just cause she’s dumb dosnt mean she deserved to die.

    Comment by Max Power — 4/10/06 @ 7:17 pm

  7. Uh these chain are not all that scary I mean come on and ostrich on the porch drinkin and smokin come on now be forreal……….Ostriches cant smoke or drink so…………..you can tell these are fake.

    Comment by Tweety — 4/12/06 @ 6:46 pm

  8. Tweety, I hate to tell you this but it’s 100% real. Look at what happened to my friends who didn’t send it to 30 people.

    Comment by Recipher — 4/12/06 @ 9:59 pm

  9. My friend didn’t follow the instructions and he was subsequently ordered by the municipal judge to perform 1,000 hours of community service involving somthing called glory holes or something, I’m not sure, but he didn’t seem to mind so I guess it can’t be that bad, but I still want the check so if you’re reading this then pass it on to 48 people within 7 minutes and your worst wish will come true and LemonWire will track this email and help some full kid in Canada. Please help, we really mean it. Thanks! I love you all! O’Doyle Rules!!!!

    Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 4/13/06 @ 9:08 pm

  10. kool

    Comment by natasha — 4/21/06 @ 1:44 pm

  11. This is a MUST read

    It’s summertime & cleanup is going on. Be careful where you put your hands. They like dark spaces & woodpiles.

    Also cool areas in the attic……………………………………….

    This guy was bitten.

    The following illustrates the progression.
    The affected skin actually dies on his body.

    Some of the pictures towards the end are pretty nasty.

    The Leprechaun is the most dangerous mystical creature that we have here in the USA.

    A person can die from it’s bite. We all should know what the leprechaun looks like

    Send this around to people you love, because it is almost summertime.

    People will be digging around, doing yard work, spring cleaning, and sometimes in their attics.

    Please be careful.

    Leprechaun bites are dangerous and can have permanent and highly negative consequences. They like the darkness and tend to live in storage sheds or attics or other areas that might not be frequented by people or light. If you have a need to be in your attic, go up there and turn on a light and leave it on for about 30 minutes before you go in to do your work.

    PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO YOUR RELATIVES AND FRIENDS!

    Brown Recluse spiders are also pretty bad too, from what we hear.

    Comment by Recipher — 4/24/06 @ 11:23 am

  12. yea these aren’t really scary. hey nice pics up there^^^^. yea i like the one 1 with the animals. lol. u guys are retards!

    Comment by Zandria the shortness — 4/24/06 @ 5:13 pm

  13. Man. That guy is too happy to be a leprechaun.

    Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 5/3/06 @ 9:27 pm

  14. He has his pot of gold: the taxpayer’s money in Tampa.

    Comment by Recipher — 5/3/06 @ 9:39 pm

  15. Dude, that’s not scary at all. If you want a scary chain letter, go to breakthechain.org and use the search system for one called “Lisa’s Room.”

    I recommend not trying it if your not in for a scare. It scared the crap out of me the first time I saw it.

    Comment by ninja_wuvs_u — 5/16/06 @ 8:20 pm

  16. WOW UR WRITE THAT WAS RLY SCARY!!!!111111

    Comment by Recipher — 5/17/06 @ 10:57 pm

  17. will i dont think its true intil it happens to me!!! and im not saying that anyone else should believe it but i will have to found out on my only!!!
    brittany

    Comment by brittany — 5/19/06 @ 4:06 pm

  18. Uh yeah this isnt scary just really disturbing……Ewwww I have never seen that bulletin on myspace and i am glad I didnt.

    Comment by Emily — 5/24/06 @ 4:41 pm

  19. how sad but scary

    Comment by elizabeth — 5/27/06 @ 12:03 pm

  20. that waz soo dumb its not even funny…..you will b attacked my eveil bunnys……ha….yeah right dont u hav anything better to do?!?!?!

    Comment by kay — 5/30/06 @ 6:30 pm

  21. Yes, I do have better things to do. Did you want to know…a seecreet?

    Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it.

    You want to know what it schwas?

    Comment by Recipher — 6/8/06 @ 5:28 pm

  22. this was freakin scary are you serious i dont wanna die !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by d-von — 6/19/06 @ 11:55 pm

  23. i didnt send the chains to any body am i going to die =”-(

    Comment by ale — 6/19/06 @ 11:58 pm

  24. that picture with that mans thumb oh my god it is nasty looking i almost got sick off of that shit!!! sorry but im serious!!!

    Comment by devona — 7/7/06 @ 11:10 am

  25. ooh ooh! I’m a leprechaun! hehe i’m going to bite my gym teacher muahahaha

    Comment by XxxskullpixiexxX — 7/9/06 @ 2:04 am

  26. the pix with the thumb were pretty cool in my opinion. i love special effects makeup!

    Comment by XxxskullpixiexxX — 7/9/06 @ 2:06 am

  27. I actually got a kick outta reading those. Come on, bunnies that eat your manhood or womanhood?? I’ve never passed on a chain letter and nothing bad as happened.

    Comment by Candice — 7/9/06 @ 1:03 pm

  28. i dont believe this shit if u do ur crazy

    Comment by elizabeth — 7/10/06 @ 4:53 pm

  29. this is so freaky but i dont belive in it

    Comment by lissa — 7/12/06 @ 2:24 pm

  30. this was realy stuiped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Emily — 7/13/06 @ 12:21 pm

  31. that was sort of discuting……. i hate to say privit words and y would want to pite those places? and i agree with emily

    Comment by machelle — 7/15/06 @ 1:25 pm

  32. this is so freaking retarded who in their freakin right mind would believe this junk heck NO NOT ME freakin dumb losers

    Comment by Annnastasia — 7/18/06 @ 9:15 pm

  33. this is very retarted!!! really it is!!

    Comment by betty — 7/21/06 @ 1:02 pm

  34. RETARTED!!!!!! who would belive that shit!!! probobly the person who rite that was a sicko

    Comment by juliet — 7/23/06 @ 4:31 pm

  35. what…eww i didn’t read it but the pictures were really sick!!NOT a good way when i say sick i mean’t the gross sick!!ew….yuks luv from ya friends Melli+beth

    Comment by bethie+mellicans — 8/4/06 @ 2:55 am

  36. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by jack — 8/12/06 @ 2:48 am

  37. It’s all fake! Me and my friendz didnt do it nuttin happened soo it’s all fake! Dont be scared or stupid coz this shyt is F-A-K-E FAKE FAKE FAKE!!! Peace
    Taylie and my friendzz 2!

    Comment by TAYLIE — 8/12/06 @ 11:34 pm

  38. It’s still fake!!! I hate these dum azz fake shytty chain letters! Dont believe in them!!! EVER!!

    Comment by TAYLIE — 8/12/06 @ 11:35 pm

  39. THAT OSTRICH ONE WHUZ THA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER WE PISSED RSELVES.

    Comment by TIFF*TABBII — 8/17/06 @ 11:03 pm

  40. Uhm… Cmon get real. “She came out of the drain? BULL**** that all i can say? Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food
    Here we dont have Ostriches okay? so make chain letter like something that can HAPPEN this is a bunch of Bull.

    Comment by Unknown Stranger — 8/27/06 @ 2:59 pm

  41. LMAO I love the 1 with the bunnies! HAHAHA sen it to 12, 000 people lol

    Comment by Joanna — 9/5/06 @ 9:13 am

  42. this stuff is funny

    Comment by johnney — 9/8/06 @ 12:01 am

  43. Dats nasty!!!!!!!!! itz nasty how d skin dies or watever da hell dat is

    Comment by Mimi — 9/20/06 @ 11:30 am

  44. omg!! get real guys!!! an otrich stuffing up eyes?? its hilarous and my whole family is rolling with laughter rite now!! hahahahah

    Comment by killer3 — 9/24/06 @ 11:27 am

  45. lmao this is soo funny

    do u want to kno a seecerret?? couse i know one and it is sooo good to hear it.. do u want to kno what it shwas? okay ill tell u what it shwas.. i kno howto count alllll thee way to shfifty five

    Comment by koolio — 9/28/06 @ 6:59 pm

  46. i love these.
    and all the idiots posting here telling you how fake it is.
    duh. goes to show the stupidity of people who live among us
    =)

    Comment by sammy — 10/9/06 @ 10:40 pm

  47. The one about the ostrige thingy that was really stupid cuz its a stupid animal duhhhhh

    Comment by Gina — 10/11/06 @ 7:33 pm

  48. this is fucking scarey as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by 1 way to break up — 10/27/06 @ 1:28 pm

  49. these are the most ridiculous chain letters i have EVER come encounter with. and the funny thing is, the bunny person who made that one cant spell or write a sentence worth shit.

    Comment by lex — 10/28/06 @ 6:54 pm

  50. These Chain Letters Are Scary But Why Do They All Evolve Around A Girl Named Sarah??

    Comment by Rikki Roo — 10/30/06 @ 7:49 pm

  51. this shit is so fucking funny

    Comment by johnney — 11/2/06 @ 11:48 pm

  52. wow

    Comment by Manesha — 11/9/06 @ 2:54 am

  53. Only one man has ever said what could possibly describe this post: Joey Lawrence. ‘Whoa!’
    Forward this comment to every single blog on your blog roll within the next 7 seconds otherwise the Chinese will attack Pearl Harbor again. They have installed software to monitor this post and they will do it, I swear. Plus, you’ll get a check for $0.15 for every person you forward this comment to that forwards it to 239 other people. It works! I got a check for $3.76 yesterday signed by China itself!
    \

    Hey dude, that was Japan.

    Comment by bob — 11/16/06 @ 8:43 am

  54. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by Recon — 11/25/06 @ 2:42 pm

  55. LOL I CAN BELIVE I POSTED THAT SHIT WHAT A WASTE OF OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE NASTY ASS DRAIN WOMEN HAS COME TO BITE MY DICK OFF WITH A ARMY OF KINKY RABBITS AND OSTRICHES!!!!!!!

    Comment by Recon — 11/25/06 @ 2:44 pm

  56. HERES MY CHAIN LETTER

    WARNING VERY FUCKED UP PROCEED WITH CAUTION

    There was once a boy that loved to eat beans and chocolate and hot chicken noodle soup, and he would spend the night at his grandmas house alot but before he went to bed he would always rip a huge loud nasty ass juicy fart. His grandma tired of this shit warned little jimmy he would fart his guts out if he kept this up every night. So one night as usall jimmy ripped a nappy gross ass fart laughed and went to bed.

    His grandma pissed took the left over turkey guts from last nights dinner and snuck them in his bed while he was fast asleep. The next morning he screamed and said to him self omg I SHAT MY GUTS OUT, after spending a hour in the shit house he came out with a confident look on his face

    His grandma puzzled said what you smiling about boy? He replied well you were right i shat my guts out but with a little luck and these 3 fingers i managed to push them back in!

    NOW IF U DONT POST THIS 3 TIMES SOME WHERE TURKEY GUTS WILL ALL OF A SUDDEN APPEAR IN YOUR ASSHOLE!!!!

    Comment by Recon — 11/25/06 @ 2:52 pm

  57. oh no. evil turkey guts

    Comment by lavi — 12/4/06 @ 3:43 pm

  58. my god this chains are effin hilarious

    Comment by Debra — 12/9/06 @ 6:32 pm

  59. it is ball shit

    Comment by chantel — 12/14/06 @ 3:19 am

  60. lmao…no that’s a dumb chain letter too.

    Comment by brianna — 12/27/06 @ 5:28 pm

  61. “then the rabbits both ate hand grenades and exploded”… that’s priceless myke’isms baby! i forgot about these… time to get crackin’ on some more… then your thread can have a sequel…

    Comment by mortimernova — 12/28/06 @ 6:55 pm

  62. wat the flip

    Comment by yo mama — 12/29/06 @ 7:32 pm

  63. ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    Scared *-*

    Comment by Blagh — 12/31/06 @ 9:51 pm

  64. Ya dont be scared of this stupid shit, it was probaly some lame ass fag who made the shit up i mean read my turkey gut chain letter i posted it will make u feel better if u got the shit scared out of you.

    P.S.

    (dont eat alot oof cheese and kiwis fiber and colin blocking cheese dont mix well, neither do chicken noodle soup and taco beanz and meat.)

    SEPTIC TANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Recon — 1/16/07 @ 9:52 pm

  65. dat hand thang waz nasty lokkin….i wanted 2 throw up….i’ll…n e wayz…..i luv these chain lettas caz dey b mad fun to read….lol…holla bakk pplz….~1~

    Comment by Big Pimpin — 1/17/07 @ 4:22 pm

  66. these r not scary!geta life!

    Comment by renguins rule — 1/20/07 @ 11:49 am

  67. PEOPLES READ MY CHAIN LETTTER ITS POSTED ON THE SITE RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Comment by Recon — 1/20/07 @ 5:04 pm

  68. HERES MY CHAIN LETTER

    WARNING VERY FUCKED UP PROCEED WITH CAUTION

    There was once a boy that loved to eat beans and chocolate and hot chicken noodle soup, and he would spend the night at his grandmas house alot but before he went to bed he would always rip a huge loud nasty ass juicy fart. His grandma tired of this shit warned little jimmy he would fart his guts out if he kept this up every night. So one night as usall jimmy ripped a nappy gross ass fart laughed and went to bed.
    His grandma pissed took the left over turkey guts from last nights dinner and snuck them in his bed while he was fast asleep. The next morning he screamed and said to him self omg I SHAT MY GUTS OUT, after spending a hour in the shit house he came out with a confident look on his face

    His grandma puzzled said what you smiling about boy? He replied well you were right i shat my guts out but with a little luck and these 3 fingers i managed to push them back in!

    NOW IF U DONT POST THIS 3 TIMES SOME WHERE TURKEY GUTS WILL ALL OF A SUDDEN APPEAR IN YOUR ASSHOLE!!!!

    Comment by Recon — 1/20/07 @ 5:05 pm

  69. A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by matthew — 1/22/07 @ 6:44 am

  70. This is a picture of Lisa caught on camera….

    Lisa committed suicide in her room and nobody knew why. Well one day, Lisa’s friends put a camera in her room to see if they would be able to see her. When they watched the tape, they didn’t see anything for awhile. Later on they watched more of the tape and they saw her come out of the doorway and they were totally freaked out. They never went in her room again.

    Forward this to at least 10 people within the next hour!! Or else the ghost of Lisa will haunt you forever. Don’t believe me? Karen opened this up and thought it was another stupid and fake forward. She never believed in forwards. So, she deleted it… the next morning Karen was found dead in her bed… Her parents didn’t know what happened, she had blood all over her and looked like she was cut with a knife, but there was no evidence to who did it. Could it be because Lisa came in her room and killed her or was it just a coincidence?

    ~You decide~

    Comment by matthew — 1/22/07 @ 6:50 am

  71. I thought the drain one was stupid, but boy oh boy when I got to the ostrich one? Who’s reading these “scary” letters? Five year olds? I mean come on. Talk about schitzo…or bored..

    Comment by Carin — 1/30/07 @ 5:30 pm

  72. 1 scary way to break up.
    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by car — 2/3/07 @ 5:20 pm

  73. ooo…really scary…but do u think its true? im just 6 ysr old and i need advices about this chain letters..

    Comment by blah — 2/5/07 @ 7:41 am

  74. that break up story was scary…oh please tell me its not true…

    Comment by blah — 2/5/07 @ 7:42 am

  75. ummmm
    thos last two stories are the most random thing s I ve ever herad lol
    and btw…leperchaums don’t bite they curse u -.-”

    Comment by Justine, Carston. — 2/5/07 @ 11:13 am

  76. one day i fucked a fat chick

    REPOST THIS QUICK OR U WILL BECOME A FAT CHICK AND ILL HAVE TO FUCK U!!!!!

    U HAVEE 80 YEARS.,..

    Comment by kkk — 2/5/07 @ 3:35 pm

  77. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by Kate — 2/5/07 @ 9:03 pm

  78. lol im crakin da shit up!!!lololololololol!lmao!lmFao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by dtyjeyt — 2/10/07 @ 3:28 pm

  79. the only purpose of chain letters is internet flooding. imagine if everybody had 10 contacts and one person got sent a chain letter saying send this to all ur contacts. well that person sends it to ten contacts. those ten ppl send it to ten contacts each (that’s 100 ppl right there). those hundred ppl send it each to ten ppl (guess what. that’s 1000 ppl, guess what happens next. that’s right…10000. then 100000….1000000…want me to go on?) that all results to internet flooding. that’s why the internet is so slow! god! its cuz of these STUPID STUPID CHAIN LETTERS! man. i’m tired of them.

    THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T EVER SEND CHAIN LETTERS. IF YOU PASS CHAIN LETTERS ON YOU DIE. IF YOU DON’T THEN…GREAT JOB BEING AWESOME. KUDOS

    Comment by hannah — 2/17/07 @ 2:25 pm

  80. One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    Comment by katlin — 2/17/07 @ 3:58 pm

  81. One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by ??????? — 2/19/07 @ 3:48 pm

  82. lol… i can’t believe how many of these are actually getting re-posted in the same comment page. this is a tidal wave of hilarity. recipher, you ready to do a sequel?t

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    ——————
    IF YOU ARE FEARABLE, DON’T LOOK DOWN!!!!!11
    ———————
    this 1 time there wuz a grrl named jennifer and she

    Comment by mortimer nova — 2/21/07 @ 7:31 pm

  83. lol… i can’t believe how many of these are actually getting re-posted in the same comment page. this is a tidal wave of hilarity. recipher, you ready to do a sequel?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    ——————
    IF YOU ARE FEARABLE, DON’T LOOK DOWN!!!!!11
    ———————
    this 1 time there wuz a grrl named jennifer and she loves pop tarts. but the kind with the strawberry and sprinkles. so then this time she ran out of pop tarts and her and the mom wents to up 2 the groceries store and 2 get more pop tarts. she saw gregg from her school and he’s so cute and jennifer was in loves with hims and he was with his momm 2 at the store. so she went 2 him and says “hey gregg” and he got nervous and stabbed her in the neck on accident with a cup o’noodles tin foil lid. he was so scared he ran out of the grocery store and didn’t pay 4 his noodles and he wass still holding on 2 them. he ran 2 his home and sat in his closet but he thought he wuz safe and he wasn’t. he saw a shadow from under the closet doors and he opened it cuz he thought it wuz his mom but it was … zOmBiE jEnNiFeR and she ripped his head off and mailed it to his dad in iraq who now knew the awful secret!!!

    if you don’t send this 2 a thousand people and 14 political leaders, world war 3 will be declared on your uterus and testiballs!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Comment by mortimer nova — 2/21/07 @ 7:38 pm

  84. the SEX one is really gross you need to delete it!

    Comment by rosey — 2/23/07 @ 5:28 pm

  85. the one about the girl who slit her rists is really scary!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Emma — 3/3/07 @ 8:26 am

  86. Thats SOOOO FUNNY LMAO but fake i mean come they cant smoke or drink well maby then can like if im on my GREEN GREEN grass *weed*

    Comment by Fatty Fat Fat Fat — 3/5/07 @ 9:48 pm

  87. those chain letters are…………….FAKE here me sick fucks who believe that F-A-K-E fake fake fake fake fake !!!

    Comment by dxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx — 3/6/07 @ 5:16 am

  88. dude, some of these are just stupid but funny. if anyone is dumb enough to belive this crap then they really need to find another hobby or past time. i read horror books and watch scary movies but i don’t hink that they are real. i mean, come on, a girl comes out of the drain? that’s, like, goosebumps crap. and as for the baby bunnies who bite reproductive oragans off? yeah right! i do belive that there is some scary unknown stuff out there that we might not understand but just because you don’t send a chain letter then you’ll die? whatever. first of all, if the so called “chain mail curse” is real, how the hell is the dead person supposed to find you? do they go on the net and do a people search? i only send these things to my friends who are as demented as i am because i know that they’ll think that they are funny too. so, i guess i have to say…
    KEEP THE SCARY SHIT COMING DUDES!!!!!!

    Comment by ravynn — 3/8/07 @ 9:49 am

  89. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    Comment by shadow — 3/9/07 @ 9:49 am

  90. these are cool but the one with the thum is sooooooo gross i nearly puked it looks like he turning into some mutant thing ugh gross

    Comment by Amber — 3/9/07 @ 4:23 pm

  91. W0W i hav3 n3v3r s33n diS ON MYSPAC3 AND GLAD DiS iS RETARDED i WANT SCARY ST0RiES N0T DUMB ON3S!

    Comment by KAI — 3/10/07 @ 12:38 pm

  92. ntitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by raylynn — 3/12/07 @ 4:16 pm

  93. Forward this comment to every single blog on your blog roll within the next 7 seconds otherwise the Chinese will attack Pearl Harbor again. They have installed software to monitor this post and they will do it, I swear. Plus, you’ll get a check for $0.15 for every person you forward this comment to that forwards it to 239 other people. It works! I got a check for $3.76 yesterday signed by China itself!!!

    Comment by Paige — 3/15/07 @ 2:20 pm

  94. wow guys, is this what you do in you spare time, you guys are F****** idiots! You obviously have no friends, so you have to wright about bunnies that bite off dicks and vaginas?!!?! Grow up suckers. The only one that wahts somewhat scary was the one with the time limit, but come on, my brother is 6 and he laughed…

    Comment by Ariel — 3/15/07 @ 7:02 pm

  95. if you do not post this to elvis presly in 80 muinits i will come to your house when you are sleeping and shit a load of ps3 games into your mouth and you wont be able to scream!.
    (the ps3 games wont work)

    Comment by gje3qv5qm 8r9t04395628925 — 3/16/07 @ 5:42 pm

  96. What are you talking about, I ate that ostrich (delicious with barbeque sauce) Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ostriccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………………………………………………………………

    Comment by Alex — 3/19/07 @ 12:26 pm

  97. This is ALL gay shit…i think i made my point!!!!!!!!!! But the zOmBiE jEnNiFeR one was kinda funny…okay it was hilarius…but all the rest was just soooooooo gay and messed up, especially the hand granades and the rabit one….. godd some ppl. YOU GAY TARDS…

    Comment by Anna — 3/27/07 @ 5:26 pm

  98. Those aren’t SCARY dAMN!!!!

    Comment by Maile — 3/28/07 @ 7:12 pm

  99. gOD GET BETTER ONES

    Comment by Maile — 3/28/07 @ 7:12 pm

  100. To Scary for you

    1995 a girl named jessica eat chips !
    2000 a boy named aron found cips in his bed !

    ARON IS THE BROTHER OF JESSICA !

    Damn i hate this chain letters dont believe this fucking shitt hahaha last year i read a chain letter i have to send the chain letter to 6 people or i die ! hahahahaaaaaa but im alive idots fucking chain letteers ! EMINEM4EVER

    Comment by can berkay — 4/1/07 @ 4:22 pm

  101. what the fucking rabbits grenades dude are you high !
    hahaha its crazy but fucking funny!

    be careful maybe your rabbit is not ………. !

    Comment by can berkay — 4/1/07 @ 4:23 pm

  102. This is a picture of Lisa caught on camera….

    Lisa committed suicide in her room and nobody knew why. Well one day, Lisa’s friends put a camera in her room to see if they would be able to see her. When they watched the tape, they didn’t see anything for awhile. Later on they watched more of the tape and they saw her come out of the doorway and they were totally freaked out. They never went in her room again.

    Forward this to at least 10 people within the next hour!! Or else the ghost of Lisa will haunt you forever. Don’t believe me? Karen opened this up and thought it was another stupid and fake forward. She never believed in forwards. So, she deleted it… the next morning Karen was found dead in her bed… Her parents didn’t know what happened, she had blood all over her and looked like she was cut with a knife, but there was no evidence to who did it. Could it be because Lisa came in her room and killed her or was it just a coincidence?

    ~You decide~

    Comment by cat — 4/3/07 @ 3:22 pm

  103. omg

    Comment by maurisssa — 4/9/07 @ 2:53 pm

  104. hmmm…this reminds me of this one where this girl said she had no ears or nose and she was dead… and this one where two girls were killed after having a pillow fight and going on myspace and looking at this guys wierd account

    Comment by irish ninja — 4/9/07 @ 4:26 pm

  105. owwwwwwwwwwwwww scary not

    Comment by rianne — 4/10/07 @ 7:57 pm

  106. omg…..wtf how r these scary i mean i read scaryer 1’s and i have never reposted a chain letter 2 no 1 and nothing has never happened like if u go 2 fear.com/chain letters ive been there and it said if u dont repost this in 30 sec u will burn alive and if u do it will thunder when it rains wat the heck it almost always thunders when it rains sooo dont b-leve these @ all they r gay/retarded/stupid and every thing bye

    Comment by emma — 4/16/07 @ 11:40 am

  107. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by malorie and angela — 4/16/07 @ 3:30 pm

  108. Entitled: A REALLY scary way to lose your ability to see.

    ******************
    You really should read this because it’s important for everyone to read this. DON’T READ THIS UNLESS YOU CAN HANDLE BEING REALLY SCARED.

    One day, Sarah was minding her business surfing the internet, booking a flight to Maine where her father was ill.

    As she pointed and clicked, she started to smell something burning.

    She ran around the house, but, failed to find the source. As she sat back down at the computer desk, she noticed that the smoke was actually coming from the computer!

    She panicked and started running around her house, packing her children into a briefcase. As she dialed 911 on the cell phone, she swung open the front door and there it was.

    An estranged ostrich was sitting on her front porch drinking wine and smoking a cigar. Startled, it violently pecked at Sarah in both of her eyes until she couldn’t see, blinding her for life. Her children started screaming. Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food, so, the fierce beast ate all of the children. Blood was dripping everywhere.

    If you don’t send this to at least 10 people in the next minute, your computer will begin to smoke and set your house on fire and an ostrich will eat your children and peck out your eyes.

    If you send this to 20 people you’ll still have your sight, however, the ostrich will eat your children. And possibly any cute pets like kittens or puppies that are living in your house.

    If you send this to 30 people, you’ll die. Eventually and inevitably.

    295 people have gotten aids by not sending it to 30 people.

    You have 1 minute.

    Comment by malorie and angela — 4/16/07 @ 3:42 pm

  109. gosh it bite my vgina off

    Comment by valentina — 4/16/07 @ 6:34 pm

  110. this is all stupid. like im gonna belive this

    Comment by emily — 4/19/07 @ 3:15 pm

  111. man thats freaking scary! its not at all fictional! that happened to my mom’s auntie’s great grandpa’s grandma’s cousin’s sister’s best friend’s neice! but im not reposting this cuz i want to shoot that damn ostrich down and cook him for dinner….

    os: antone got extra veggies????
    i was fired from my job, and now im broke.

    Comment by joelene aguon-add me on myspace — 5/1/07 @ 9:34 pm

  112. holy shit that ome scary shit going on here

    Comment by Alisha — 5/5/07 @ 8:27 am

  113. #

    Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by malorie and angela — 4/16/07 @ 3:30 pm

    Comment by qewfwdfa — 5/5/07 @ 12:35 pm

  114. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by qewfwdfa — 5/5/07 @ 12:35 pm

  115. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by Alec — 5/8/07 @ 3:29 pm

  116. the drain one is popular

    Comment by alex — 5/10/07 @ 8:55 pm

  117. lol. i never re-post chain letters

    Comment by dezzrek — 5/18/07 @ 4:29 pm

  118. {very scary}
    {chain Ltetter}

    when i was a little girl my daddy would always beat on me.

    Till one day he came home from the bar drunk.

    i tried to hide untill he cought me running thru the kitchen.

    He hit me so hard that my face started to bleed.

    Then he went for the door and left.

    I sat there just like a statue.

    Then suddenly I heard him coming back into the room.

    He had a shovel.

    He hit me and kept hitting me till i was dead.

    This is real whoever reads this chant will have to send it top 20 people or she will appear at night on your ceilling and kill you!!
    im not kidding this one boy thot it wasnt true one night when his parents went out and the next thing they new that there was a note saying: NICE ONE BOY!! YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED YOU MUST PAY FOR WHAT I HAD TO GO THRU.
    so if you dont belive this well then i guess we wont be seeing you anymore.

    Comment by By someone who sent it to me — 5/25/07 @ 3:29 pm

  119. Hey ladies n gentalmen I can’t believe u open it cause now u have the curse of non dating unless…. u repost this the person u like will finally see that ur specail and u will get a suprise pick one of the following

    Runaway-if your single and love it

    Special gurl,special boy- you have that special person in your life and want him/her to be with you right know

    Best friends-if your single and flirt

    So fly-if your taken but don’t like him/her and like someone else

    Crazy for you-if you think people don’t care about your problems

    I should of never listen to you- have so much drama with ur last or curent relationship

    Party like a rock star - if you like some one but,,, your just confused on what to do!!

    Sexy lady, sexy boy -thinking about giving up

    What goes around comes back around- if you been played and don’t care wat you do now

    Don’t matter-if you went out with some one and eVery one don’t like that person

    You better hurry cause now you have 5 mins type type hurry I know you don’t want to be CURSED!!!!!

    read

    Comment by skjnwani4 — 5/25/07 @ 7:40 pm

  120. there was this girl and she was with her friend.

    They were looking through peoples
    MySpaces.

    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.

    It had creatures in the background and the man
    looked like a psycho.

    She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

    Right then, an instant message came up.

    It said:

    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace??

    XxLoVemExX: What??

    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.

    XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

    SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
    any sense, how?

    SatanStalker: I just do.

    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

    At the time the girl was wearing high
    shorts.

    She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
    ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
    worried now.

    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sh*t out of me.

    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
    just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.

    They were in shock.

    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!

    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?

    SatanStalker: I am.

    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
    matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.

    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
    not a problem.

    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

    SatanStalker has just signed off.

    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.

    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

    They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

    All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

    Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
    still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

    She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything

    she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
    turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

    her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes here will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,

    2 in ur room

    Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

    Repost or you are going to die!

    repost this saying “wtf ewwwwww

    Comment by sasuke — 5/26/07 @ 12:12 pm

  121. Quote: “Forward this comment to every single blog on your blog roll within the next 7 seconds otherwise the Chinese will attack Pearl Harbor again. They have installed software to monitor this post and they will do it, I swear. Plus, you’ll get a check for $0.15 for every person you forward this comment to that forwards it to 239 other people. It works! I got a check for $3.76 yesterday signed by China itself”

    Note: The Chinese didn’t even attack Pearl Harbor. The Japanese did.

    Comment by ooooookay. — 5/27/07 @ 11:05 pm

  122. Hahaha. cool, I love chain letters, though I don’t really believe in them. But sometimes, some chain letters just sorta creep me out (even though they’re fake) so I post them somewhere. Lol.

    Comment by _x0xcutie_ — 6/3/07 @ 7:46 pm

  123. wow foreal this is soo gay like really an ostrich on ur front porch, drinking wine and smoking a cigar come one wow thats soo gay and wow im going too die im soo scared boyy who ever rote these gay ass chian letters are soo not smart

    Comment by victoria — 6/13/07 @ 7:38 pm

  124. these are all gay… and chains aren’t real…. and you WONT DIE!

    Comment by Ally — 6/13/07 @ 10:15 pm

  125. omg…. these emails are sooo gay…. who would believe this shit? lol but the animal ones were funny… hehehe world war 3 will be declared on your uterus and testeballs…. fun stuff… lol
    later luvs!

    Emilee

    Comment by Emilee — 6/16/07 @ 4:18 pm

  126. these chainletter are not scary but scary enought to get the chills.

    Comment by jas and ber — 6/20/07 @ 3:26 pm

  127. If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes here will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,

    2 in ur room

    Sounds kind of hot… I mean, if you’re into that sort of stuff…

    Hey!

    Comment by Recipher — 6/20/07 @ 5:34 pm

  128. WOOOOOW OMG SUM SCARY SHIZZLEEEEE!! =P

    Comment by Amyyy 2 — 6/22/07 @ 9:03 am

  129. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by john — 6/24/07 @ 3:23 am

  130. That was helluh funny! sorry. I ment the one about the bunnies

    Comment by syd_vicious — 6/24/07 @ 3:35 pm

  131. why do you ask me to comment theses things they are just supper stupid and you know non of this has happen but they where scary as hell but not yet true so im going to give you some advice GO GET A FUCKING LIFE DAMNN IIGHT…..im dead to…lol this is some shit a yet alive bitch GROW THE FUCK UP OKAYY♥

    Comment by willie — 6/25/07 @ 10:59 am

  132. OMG r u serious??? these r so stupid i mean people get real n get a life

    Comment by CASSANDRA — 6/25/07 @ 6:19 pm

  133. Dudeness I don’t know what ur peeps prbms r but ya r gay all the stuff is stupid and the peeps that keep on coping the stories… Herez a tip we read them once earlier and we don’t feel like readin them over and over again :( So ever1 learn this lesson don’t post things over and over again By the way this….. i mean all these stories r retarded!!!!!!!!

    Comment by AlExUs — 6/25/07 @ 9:11 pm

  134. I don’t believe in chain letters at all! All chain letters are all FAKES!

    Comment by not telling! — 6/26/07 @ 4:20 pm

  135. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by bri — 6/27/07 @ 4:46 pm

  136. are you kidding me?! exploding bunnies that attack people who have unprotected sex! i think this is a crappy and failed attempt to get kid to have protected sex. good going moms and dads, kids are sure gonna be safe after THAT story.

    Comment by allison — 6/27/07 @ 6:12 pm

  137. ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by kazy — 6/28/07 @ 11:30 am

  138. “I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps…”

    Everytime I read that, I see ‘chili bumps’ and I get all excited. But then I realize that it’s not chili bumps and then I can’t believe that someone else has posted that fucking chain letter.

    Comment by Recipher — 6/28/07 @ 6:22 pm

  139. Hey ur guyzez chain letterz are rly rly retarded and not even true BUT 1 iz. Cassie this is fucking GAY!!!!!
    Kelsey

    Comment by Cass N Kels — 7/2/07 @ 10:35 pm

  140. yo man thats whack yo

    Comment by jojojojojoj — 7/3/07 @ 9:19 am

  141. yo leperchauns are not real..well they are but they dont live in your attic.

    Comment by bri — 7/3/07 @ 2:18 pm

  142. What the hell?!?!?! i was laughing sooo freakin hard at the bunny one! LOL But the one with Sarah being pushed into the lake and dumped, freaked me out. I hate chain letters with ones that say she will come out of your drain and kill you. STAY OUT OF MY Fing SHOWER!!! ily lol

    Comment by Annie — 7/3/07 @ 10:02 pm

  143. chain letter its real soooo folow it! WARNING VERY VERY SCARY!!!!!!!!

    there was once a man who crapped a big load every morning it took him 3 hours a morning then one day a rabbit and a snake came out of the toilet and climbed up his ass and gave him diahreahha and ass rug burn for 3 months then he died on the pot an the ass rabbit anf toilet snake climbed out and back to the poop drains.

    now if you dont post this 5 times the same thing will happen to you next time you take a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Dirty used Ass wipe — 7/4/07 @ 12:04 pm

  144. ha ha that was fuckin hilarious read the chain letter right above mine lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by the turd — 7/5/07 @ 1:49 pm

  145. these r stupid there not true holy god u guys grow up

    Comment by whatever — 7/9/07 @ 11:43 am

  146. STUPIDY whoever believes are complete and utter moronic ppl these chain are retarted o and learn how to spell bc there are so many mistakes and tht bunnie one not scary halirious!!

    Comment by S AND A — 7/16/07 @ 8:51 pm

  147. lol! my sides hurt! i luff the bunny 1 and the 1 the guy made up about the turkey guts and the 1 about zombie jessica and the cup ‘o’ noodle tin foil lid rofl! im crying! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Comment by omfg! im laffin way too hard! — 8/15/07 @ 10:59 pm

  148. there was once a man who crapped a big load every morning it took him 3 hours a morning then one day a rabbit and a snake came out of the toilet and climbed up his ass and gave him diahreahha and ass rug burn for 3 months then he died on the pot an the ass rabbit anf toilet snake climbed out and back to the poop drains.

    LOL! OMFG! THAT IS SOOOO EFFIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! LOL IT REMINDED ME OF MY DAD!HAHAHAHA! THAT MAN IN THE STORY IS MY DAD.

    Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:02 pm

  149. the bunny thing happened to me lol i had unprotected sex two days ago and bunnies came and bit my vagina off ouch…:(

    Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:04 pm

  150. If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes here will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    2 in ur room

    ooo sexy y would i want to repost this? i wouldnt two men in my room if u kno wat i mean…and the BATHROOM hmmm….possibilities

    Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:11 pm

  151. omfg! this is funny read it!

    Make a wish!!!

    Really, go on and make one!!!

    Oh please, they’ll never go out with you!!!

    Wish something else!!!

    Not that, you pervert!!

    Is your finger getting tired yet?

    STOP, DAMMIT!!!!

    Wasn’t that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here’s what I’ll do. First of all, if you don’t send this to a certain number of people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It’s true! Becuase, you now, THIS letter isn’t like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here’s how it goes:

    *Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
    *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
    *5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
    *10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
    *20 to 674, 951 1/2 people: 20 to 674, 951 1/2 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

    Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

    Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:19 pm

  152. Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boys life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bull. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!

    Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:22 pm

  153. This is the funniest thing in the world! In exactly 87 seconds, you have to send this to 275 people, then if you press (space bar + tab + backspace + page up) a clip will pop up on your screen of a mad goat attacking Bill Gates and butting him into a pile of garbage! I couldnt stop laughing, even though since Im typing this I obviously couldnt have seen it yet, and there is absolutely no way to attach a clip in a way that you have to send the email before you see the clip, its still true! And you know what else is true? I am Batman! And if you stay online doing absolutely nothing for one hour after sending this, Ill email you a gift certificate for five million dollars to spend at Wal-Mart! Just forget the fact that I have no way of finding the email addresses of people who send this out, and the fact that stores will recognize a fake gift certificate. Just send this out, youll be glad you did!

    Comment by Libby — 8/15/07 @ 11:24 pm

  154. OH YUUUK!!!

    Comment by I'mSomeoneWhoAreYou? — 9/6/07 @ 2:33 am

  155. if you dont repost this then 3 huge gorillas will appear in your bathroom tonight and give you hardCORE! anal rape.

    have a nice day! = )

    Comment by Evil Penis Dude from Uranus — 10/2/07 @ 4:18 pm

  156. Well, sir! I just might post it then!

    Comment by Recipher — 10/12/07 @ 8:16 pm

  157. haha..this is funi =D

    Comment by mary — 10/13/07 @ 3:16 pm

  158. ddddddooooooo yyyyyyyyooooooouuuuuuuuu gggggggeeeeettttttt sssssssccccccaaaaaarrrrrrreeeedddddd EASY??????/?

    Comment by connie — 10/23/07 @ 10:34 pm

  159. this is perrty gay but ya it could be true!!!!

    Comment by connie — 10/23/07 @ 10:34 pm

  160. this is cool

    Comment by jasmine — 12/7/07 @ 7:37 pm

  161. Entitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by Osiel — 12/29/07 @ 3:12 pm

  162. U WILL DIE DEAD IF YOU STOP READING

    aren’t we alle gonna die no matter what anyway? :S

    Comment by finn — 2/10/08 @ 4:24 pm

  163. NOT EFFIN SCARY.

    Comment by cheyenne — 2/18/08 @ 3:54 pm

  164. this is so fucking hilarious, ” he always ripped a nasty ass juicy fart” i liaghed so hard when i read that.

    Comment by george — 3/6/08 @ 8:57 pm

  165. im so horny oh god yeah fuck me hardddd yeah!

    Comment by poop — 4/9/08 @ 2:13 pm

  166. one day some guy raped me i loved it
    im a slut i wanna suck someones dick!! OH YEAH! LMAO

    Comment by poop — 4/9/08 @ 2:14 pm

  167. ntitled: A scary way to break up.

    ****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

    A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

    One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

    Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

    He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

    Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

    Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

    If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

    You have 13 minutes

    Comment by hakey — 4/13/08 @ 12:44 am

  168. I’ll be honest I was a little weirded out by one or two. Superstition is a bitch.
    So anybody get aids from this yet. My computer hasn’t crashed. My house is intact. Oh and I’m a virgin whom hasn’t been exposed to blood, semen, vaginal fluids or needles. C’mon are you serious. some of them are funny though. Sick minds ya’ll have here, lol.

    Comment by Wilrey — 5/1/08 @ 4:32 am

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