While it is surprising to see Mark Foley without his “child shield” in an interview, we were able to catch up with him and discuss the recent allegations and a few predictions from the Blue Damage team. One on one, via AIM. If you are wondering what a “child shield” is, it is in reference to a recent interview where Foley had several children on the stage around him to evade questions about his behavior from 2003-2005. Here is the interview.

BD: Mr. Foley, we appreciate you finding the time to speak with us.

Maf54: lets make this quick, House is on in a few mnutes

BD: Did you ever come into sexual contact with these young men?

Maf54: I haven’t ever met up with these boys physically.

BD: Mr. Foley, why is everyone calling you a pedophile? You clearly are a Ephebophile, one who is sexually interested in older teenagers.

Maf54: thats what he said! count it!

BD: Huh?

BD: Hello?

Maf54: u there?

BD: OK, would you like to respond to my following argument? These teenagers were obviously aware of what they were doing. I’m not saying what you did was right. It was fucking sickening coming from a man in your position.

Maf54: I agree. i mean, i got the idea from Clinton to sexually harass interns

BD: Really? Is that when this whole thing started?

Maf54: yep. Ive been corrupted by the Liberal Agenda. They led me to believe that it was OK to sexually harass interns if you are a Democrat…

BD: But, you’re a Republican?

Maf54: Oh… yeah. What did I say? That I was a Democrat?

BD: Yeah, you made it sound like you were a Democrat. Fox News did that too earlier this week. By accident of course.

Maf54: O rly, I dont know what you mean… Karl Rove has nothing to do with this…

BD: Why do you mention Karl Rove? Did he have something to do with this? See, my personal opinion is that the Republicans waited until now to release this information, so it looks like the Democrats did it. That way, the heat is taken off the fact that America is turning into a fascist state. I mean, with rigged elections, why even vote?

Maf54: Is medical malpractice fascism?

BD: What?

Maf54: Sry, House is on… im trying to do two things at once…

BD: Do you think the release of this information now hints at the fact that you are just a scapegoat, supposedly corrupted by the Liberals, to take the heat off of one of the worst presidents in history?

Maf54: u might be on to something there…

BD: Honestly, I see you getting out of this quite easily. You just have to become the victim. The table are going to turn soon and this will end in the Republican’s favor.

Maf54: ur under 18 right?

BD: 25, actually.

Maf54: oooh, too old…

BD: Thanks Mr. Foley, good luck in the circus… I mean… investigation that’s wasting more of our tax dollars.

Maf54: my pleasure… im a Democrat after all…

BD: You mean a Republican?

Maf54: whatev

Maf54: /high fives Karl Rove

BD: Hey, stop that!