Comments on: The Read the Bills Act of 2006 http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/ The most important and sarcastic information on the interweb. Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:05:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Trevor http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/comment-page-1/#comment-8018 Trevor Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:36:23 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/#comment-8018 Funny! Too bad they won't actually do something like this. We need to bring back tarring and feathering. Funny! Too bad they won’t actually do something like this.

We need to bring back tarring and feathering.

]]> By: Fat Kid At McDonalds http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/comment-page-1/#comment-5772 Fat Kid At McDonalds Wed, 15 Nov 2006 20:42:39 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/#comment-5772 Don't look now, but I think there's a black helicopter hovering over your house.... Don’t look now, but I think there’s a black helicopter hovering over your house….

]]> By: Recipher http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/comment-page-1/#comment-5668 Recipher Mon, 13 Nov 2006 21:46:15 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/#comment-5668 And for the congressmen too busy taking bribes from corporations to show up for work, we could put the videos on the computernets and have them download directly to the iPods! The intro can be by Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones. This is bulletproof! And for the congressmen too busy taking bribes from corporations to show up for work, we could put the videos on the computernets and have them download directly to the iPods! The intro can be by Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones. This is bulletproof!

]]> By: Fat Kid at McDonalds http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/comment-page-1/#comment-5341 Fat Kid at McDonalds Thu, 09 Nov 2006 19:46:59 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/#comment-5341 You can separate congress into two groups: One will have the bills read to them by Paris Hilton (actually, it would have to be Ms Hilton lip-synching to someone else reading), and the other group would have the bills read to them by a congressional page-boy.... Now we're getting somewhere! You can separate congress into two groups:

One will have the bills read to them by Paris Hilton (actually, it would have to be Ms Hilton lip-synching to someone else reading), and the other group would have the bills read to them by a congressional page-boy….

Now we’re getting somewhere!

]]> By: Recipher http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/comment-page-1/#comment-5271 Recipher Wed, 08 Nov 2006 21:35:45 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/#comment-5271 Haha, no I was kidding too. You know, I do recall hearing something about them wanting to give an iPod to every congressman so they could put all the bills on there. <em>Visionary Stanford Professor Lawrence Lessig recorded a special video presentation specifically for IPac’s campaign. Each iPod also comes loaded with content from Creative Commons music from artists like Chuck D and The Beastie Boys, hundreds of photos from flickr.com, and classic literature such as the complete works of Shakespeare.</em> http://arstechnica.com/journals/apple.ars/2006/4/11/3556 Now if we could just put the damn laws on those things read by James Earl Jones, or Morgan Freeman, it would still probably make no difference as the laws can only be understood by PhD law professors because of all the loopholes. Haha, no I was kidding too.

You know, I do recall hearing something about them wanting to give an iPod to every congressman so they could put all the bills on there.

Visionary Stanford Professor Lawrence Lessig recorded a special video presentation specifically for IPac’s campaign. Each iPod also comes loaded with content from Creative Commons music from artists like Chuck D and The Beastie Boys, hundreds of photos from flickr.com, and classic literature such as the complete works of Shakespeare.

http://arstechnica.com/journals/apple.ars/2006/4/11/3556

Now if we could just put the damn laws on those things read by James Earl Jones, or Morgan Freeman, it would still probably make no difference as the laws can only be understood by PhD law professors because of all the loopholes.

]]> By: Fat Kid At McDonalds http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/comment-page-1/#comment-5263 Fat Kid At McDonalds Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:23:59 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/#comment-5263 You know what would be even better? If a law was passed that required polititians to hear an audiobook of the laws that they are proposing, as read by James Earl Jones.... He could even use his Darth Vader voice... I did like this article by the way. My above post was just a lame joke. Hey, they can't all be winners.... You know what would be even better? If a law was passed that required polititians to hear an audiobook of the laws that they are proposing, as read by James Earl Jones…. He could even use his Darth Vader voice…

I did like this article by the way. My above post was just a lame joke. Hey, they can’t all be winners….

]]> By: Recipher http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/comment-page-1/#comment-5246 Recipher Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:40:41 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/#comment-5246 If you pretty much know where the punchline is heading, I won't feel bad. Just check out the link at the bottom. :mrgreen: If you pretty much know where the punchline is heading, I won’t feel bad. Just check out the link at the bottom. :mrgreen:

]]> By: Fat Kid At McDonalds http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/comment-page-1/#comment-5232 Fat Kid At McDonalds Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:07:15 +0000 http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/#comment-5232 Is it unlawful to just skim over this article, or do I have to read the whole thing? Is it unlawful to just skim over this article, or do I have to read the whole thing?

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