Comments on: Why The Apple iPhone Sucks

By: P

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:41:42 +0000

I think you’re getting it all wrong. A friend of mine had this problem, dilated rectal dyspepia or somesuch. ANyhoe, the ifone was the perfect solution.

Also, the article mentions that the ifone got greasy. Well yeah, that’s a feature. Mac makes hardware *different*, that’s why they’re so cool. If you can hold other fones, then why should you be able to hold the ifone?

Word.

By: Bread

Bread — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:27:42 +0000

Stupidity has blessed you. Did you actually try to use a keyboard!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? And you wanted to use WMP? There are no words to describe you right now. But then again, this was posted before the release date, so you were using a beta. Good thing the problems have been solved.

By: your mum

your mum — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:18:45 +0000

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Hmmm last I heard , no Java and No 3rd party apps allowed. Wow,
Apple sure has all of their bases covered in preventing people
running their own apps. >:(

Comment by Crushed by high floor and low ceiling — 4/1/07 @ 2:14 pm
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remind me exactly? whats left to ruin?

By: ToughGuy

ToughGuy — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:51:43 +0000

I HATE IPHONE……

SHEEEPPP ALL YOU SHEEPPP

Need a PDA, get a PDA… this is a classic buy in fad phone…
if it had open source and wifi and … oh wait my pda does it all already.. and guys what its touch screen too…and guess what your gay. like really gay.

By: Steve Handjobs

Steve Handjobs — Sun, 20 May 2007 16:27:16 +0000

The iPhone is the equivelant of electronic toilet paper. Edge? That is like 3 yeard old technology. Cingular only? Now you will see all those Cingular haters on the street corners expressing how much they love Cingular. Touchsceen? Why are people excited? A PDA with Skype and have an iPhone. What a waste of time.

By: Crushed by high floor and low ceiling

Crushed by high floor and low ceiling — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:14:10 +0000

Hmmm last I heard , no Java and No 3rd party apps allowed. Wow,
Apple sure has all of their bases covered in preventing people
running their own apps. >:(

By: danny wetback

danny wetback — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:29:43 +0000

Go Shit on yourself you fucking assholes. You cant jam a fucking cd into the iphone by breaking it open, DUMB ASSES. yOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE IPHONE because your mom is still taking a shit since last month. You cant get your littleass blue damage hands on an iphone there are only 3. Steve jobs has one and the rest belong to apple you sun of a bitches. Of course you cant install windows media player on it, its a fuckin mac. It’s called iphone bitches read the fucking article. Your supposed to control your device with your damn fingers. Go take a fuckin bath with your mom if you have such a oily face. At least we agree on something. IPHONE SUCKS

By: clarkinhimer

clarkinhimer — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:15:04 +0000

hey recipher,

thats a little weird that you rape phoes if you got the fucker pregnent the kids would be really stupid and slow to the point they cant go to school

By: clarkinhimer

clarkinhimer — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:01:16 +0000

apple sucks.
period.

those phones will start trying to think of other alplacatins and on the other end it sounds like youre loseing service when the phone has all service bars.

JUNK, LIKE FORDS AND ANYTHING APPLE MAKES!!!

By: Recipher

Recipher — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:04:13 +0000

Yes, although, I had to bang it against a brick wall in a downward motion to “scrape” it into working. I then raped the iPhone liberally.

By: Margapantalones

Margapantalones — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:01:03 +0000

I hear to access your address book (when you finally find it), you have to hold apple and control while tapping the screen three times at a tempo of 112. Did you find this to be true while reviewing?

By: Recipher

Recipher — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:16:33 +0000

Thanks.

By: Carleigh

Carleigh — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:20:07 +0000

Nicky D. You are so bad.I love it.

By: mortimer nova

mortimer nova — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 18:48:18 +0000

soccer… brilliant. i don’t know what your problem with apple is. i had the original apple 2e portable phone and i loved it. it was a bit bulky because it had a full size keyboard but it was awesome. all you had to do was plug it in, hook up a monitor or old tv and wait a few minutes for it to turn on (we called it warming up back then). the only thing that sucked about the 2e phone was that you couldn’t make phone calls on it. you could, however, play ‘hunt the wumpus’ or ‘oregon trail’ on it so that was pretty neato. all in all, i disagree with your review and invite you to suck it. penguin style.

By: Recipher

Recipher — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:57:02 +0000

Minesweeper was another application that we couldn’t install on the iPhone. MS Paint too. What the fuck was Steve Jobs thinking when he designed this in his laboratory? The iPhone aside, I can’t believe that he tests all of his products on bunny rabbits. It is estimated that Steve Jobs has killed over 30,000,000 bunny rabbits since joining Apple. That’s like a little bunny rabbit holocaust.