Comments on: Why The Apple iPhone Sucks

By: joblo

joblo — Thu, 07 May 2009 19:55:09 +0000

iphone sucks!!!!!!!!! bought for $400 broke a while later and only use it for ipod which now apple is no longer allowing people to do anymore. if your iphone breaks and you decide to keep it only for its features like calculator, ipod or whatever they will not let you unless you are paying for service!! what bs a $400 piece of useles crap

By: afakename

afakename — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:48:09 +0000

all you fappling macfags cool the fuck down and gtfo
Macs suck

By: Recipher

Recipher — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:07:34 +0000

You have sex with it. If it feels good, it’s a turkey sandwich. If it feels good at first but starts to hurt, it’s the iPhone.

By: mortimer nova

mortimer nova — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:38:47 +0000

i can’t figure out how to install prodigy and corel draw 2.0 on my iphone because there’s nowhere to put the floppy disks… i tried putting the disks on top of my 14.4 external modem to transfer them wirelessly but they just get hot and started to smell… now that i’m looking at it though, i’m not sure if this is an iphone or a turkey sandwich… how can you tell the difference?

By: uiop

uiop — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:53:54 +0000

heh. irony.

By: P

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:41:42 +0000

I think you’re getting it all wrong. A friend of mine had this problem, dilated rectal dyspepia or somesuch. ANyhoe, the ifone was the perfect solution.

Also, the article mentions that the ifone got greasy. Well yeah, that’s a feature. Mac makes hardware *different*, that’s why they’re so cool. If you can hold other fones, then why should you be able to hold the ifone?

Word.

By: Bread

Bread — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:27:42 +0000

Stupidity has blessed you. Did you actually try to use a keyboard!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? And you wanted to use WMP? There are no words to describe you right now. But then again, this was posted before the release date, so you were using a beta. Good thing the problems have been solved.

By: your mum

your mum — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:18:45 +0000

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Hmmm last I heard , no Java and No 3rd party apps allowed. Wow,
Apple sure has all of their bases covered in preventing people
running their own apps. >:(

Comment by Crushed by high floor and low ceiling — 4/1/07 @ 2:14 pm
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remind me exactly? whats left to ruin?

By: ToughGuy

ToughGuy — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:51:43 +0000

I HATE IPHONE……

SHEEEPPP ALL YOU SHEEPPP

Need a PDA, get a PDA… this is a classic buy in fad phone…
if it had open source and wifi and … oh wait my pda does it all already.. and guys what its touch screen too…and guess what your gay. like really gay.

By: Steve Handjobs

Steve Handjobs — Sun, 20 May 2007 16:27:16 +0000

The iPhone is the equivelant of electronic toilet paper. Edge? That is like 3 yeard old technology. Cingular only? Now you will see all those Cingular haters on the street corners expressing how much they love Cingular. Touchsceen? Why are people excited? A PDA with Skype and have an iPhone. What a waste of time.

By: Crushed by high floor and low ceiling

Crushed by high floor and low ceiling — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:14:10 +0000

Hmmm last I heard , no Java and No 3rd party apps allowed. Wow,
Apple sure has all of their bases covered in preventing people
running their own apps. >:(

By: danny wetback

danny wetback — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:29:43 +0000

Go Shit on yourself you fucking assholes. You cant jam a fucking cd into the iphone by breaking it open, DUMB ASSES. yOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE IPHONE because your mom is still taking a shit since last month. You cant get your littleass blue damage hands on an iphone there are only 3. Steve jobs has one and the rest belong to apple you sun of a bitches. Of course you cant install windows media player on it, its a fuckin mac. It’s called iphone bitches read the fucking article. Your supposed to control your device with your damn fingers. Go take a fuckin bath with your mom if you have such a oily face. At least we agree on something. IPHONE SUCKS

By: clarkinhimer

clarkinhimer — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:15:04 +0000

hey recipher,

thats a little weird that you rape phoes if you got the fucker pregnent the kids would be really stupid and slow to the point they cant go to school

By: clarkinhimer

clarkinhimer — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 16:01:16 +0000

apple sucks.
period.

those phones will start trying to think of other alplacatins and on the other end it sounds like youre loseing service when the phone has all service bars.

JUNK, LIKE FORDS AND ANYTHING APPLE MAKES!!!

By: Recipher

Recipher — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:04:13 +0000

Yes, although, I had to bang it against a brick wall in a downward motion to “scrape” it into working. I then raped the iPhone liberally.