Comments on: The Three Main Reasons Why Macs Suck (Part 2)

By: Tyler

Tyler — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:33:24 +0000

I bought a mac. It sucks. don’t EVER make the same mistake as me

By: Mac Hacker

Mac Hacker — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:03:52 +0000

THIS JUST IN!!!
Steve Balmer signs Apple Laptop!!!!

http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/22/steve-ballmers-shocking-autograph-of-macbook-pro-caught-on-vide/

By: Joshua

Joshua — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 06:46:10 +0000

YOU ARE FULL OF BULLSHIT. You have no idea what u are talking about even with the backlit apple symbol it still runs on the quarter of a lightbulbs power. Also u can listen to music just fine. SO SHUTUP!!!!

By: Shamano

Shamano — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 22:32:07 +0000

MACS do suck! theres nothin to gain bout them! all their programs are just remakes on other programs that other companies have made! Apple says that they have somthing new when microsoft or another company just made about a few years ago. and they crash a lot more than u think! and most of the time they cant even be fixed! there are no updates for it so what u buy is what u get so u have to continue to buy macs every 2 years just to stay up to date. in the end……just dont buy a mac, just read the internet anywhere! they SUCK!!!!!!!!

By: Keone

Keone — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:30:21 +0000

you are obviously somebody that doesn’t work in either graphic design or sound/music, because if you did you would know there is a reason why artists and musicians use macs, aside from the asthetics. they do what they’re supposed to do very well and don’t do what they’re not supposed to very well. but it’s a moot point.

there’s a metaphor that arguing about things like your favorite brand on the internet is like competing at the special olympics. even if you win you’re still retarded.>>>>>>k

By: monkey7or8

monkey7or8 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:32:12 +0000

Who knew that an article about frollicking, sexy llamas could be so inflamatory. I thought everyone loved llamas and maybe, just maybe knew what “fake” or “satire” meant. I am afraid for the children and their limited vocabularies gleaned from mashing at their keyboards and deciding that “lffslj” or “rmflo” actually means something. So sad…so sad…

By: monkey7or8

monkey7or8 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:24:58 +0000

Malaria, Mosquitos, Mac….all start with “M”. Coincidence? I think not! And don’t even get me started on McDonalds or Micky Mouse. Walmart tries to hide it’s evil little “m”, but I see it. It is there! What? PC’s are made by Microsoft? Dang…I thought it was Syclesauce…

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:36:36 +0000

“Mac Hacker” is an oxymoron.

By: Mac Hacker

Mac Hacker — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:55:01 +0000

“Macs cant play music” What a bunch of bull.
Hell, back in 87, they were recording their own records.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_S7IgNDIWI

By: Mac Hacker

Mac Hacker — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:43:29 +0000

Oh yeah? Well Bill Gates raises mosquitoes for fun.

“Malaria is spread by mosquitoes,” Gates said while opening a jar onstage at a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars.

“I brought some. Here I’ll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected.”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090205/ts_alt_afp/usitinternethealthfinancegates

By: AlphaGamma

AlphaGamma — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:09:26 +0000

Okay… Macs just suck.

1. Bad hardware. Macs have terrible hardware for the price. I mean, who wants to spend $80.00 on one 1 GB stick of MAC RAM?
2. You can’t customize your Mac. Its hard as hell to build a Mac, and when you buy a Mac, good luck upgrading it. Just throw it away and buy a new one, a better one.
3. Macs don’t run programs. That’s right. Macs do not run most software. Good luck playing any PC games on a Mac. Also, for you Mac users, how’s playing Minesweeper with one mouse button?
4. Pain-in-the-ass OS. The only reason the Mac OS is appealing to people is because they know too little about computers. Mac OS is designed for people who wan’t so few options that they won’t get confused. And while changing a setting on a PC takes an experienced user an extra thirty seconds, at least they have that option.
5. Expensive shit. Yes, Mac’s shit is expensive. Who actually wants to pay $50 for a Mac mouse with ONE FUCKING MOUSE BUTTON?? And good luck using your Mac with another monitor. You will either have to pay twice the money for one of Apple’s monitors, or you will have to dish out too much money for an adapter so you can use any monitor. Have fun.
6. No options. There are not enough options on a Mac. That is why some people like the OS so much; it is fucking easy. Well, let me tell you, Mac OS may be easy, but there are so many limitations to it, that any business that doesn’t specialize in video editing would be completely out of its mind to use them.

Macs are good for music and video editing. (And sometimes graphic editing.)

Running on the PC I built myself:
3.1 GHz Dual Core Processor (AMD)
4 GB RAM (Corsair 2x2GB)
Motherboard supports up to 8 GB RAM (ASUS)
Graphics card w/ 1 GB dedicated VideoRAM (NVIDIA)
500GB HDD

Windows XP Professional Media Center Edition (Service Pack 2)

The computer cost me around $600 to build, and an iMac that would cost $1,200 is almost half as good.

The most powerful iMac, which runs $2,200.00, has:
Almost as much processing power
Half the RAM
Same HDD (500 GB)
Half the VideoRAM

You MAC users can continue to argue that your OS is just great compared to Windows’s. But I’ll stick with my games, my programs, and my freedom.

By: P

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:08:18 +0000

It’s not satire, it’s established fact:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

By: I kill mac users for fun

I kill mac users for fun — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:28:05 +0000

So you mac retards think you are pretty cool dont you. Sitting in the cafe typeing away, looking like a bunch of fruits while watching youtube videos of other fags tossing they fruit around. My point, anyone on that sits there and trys to tell me that a mac can out preform a PC should just go kill themselves. If macs where better then there would be no disscusion, people would exept it and move on; however, that is not the case and this just further strengthens the fact that macs are SHIT. For fuck sakes Steve jobs uses and PC and i bet he still wishes he was Bill Gates, you know that guy from Microsoft also the richest man in the world. Woops dont tell little old Steve, he might cry again.

WRITTEN ON A PC……for nathan the DOUCHE

By: Nathan

Nathan — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:35:01 +0000

This such great satire; love it! Keep up the great work.

Typed on a Mac.

By: P

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:57:05 +0000

Macropolis, I fail to see the moral in your fictional story. Is it that you allowed a computer to rape you? You were probably leading it on. You sicken me.