Some facts about Blue Damage:

• Blue Damage originally began as a bakery of fine cooked Jewish pastries in the early 1930s.
• Blue Damage was whittled out of beach wood.
• Blue Damage can now be consumed per a FDA mandate.
• Blue Damage tastes great with a teaspoon of German sugar cane and liberal amount of raw honey.
• Blue Damage is the drug Ted Kennedy has been searching for all his life.
• Blue Damage once traveled at the speed of light only to be bored with the whole ordeal 1 minute into it.
• Blue Damage is illegal in Communist China and in Soviet Russia (where websites view you).
• Blue Damage has seen profits increase by 1000% in the last year, but, has received no venture capital.
• Blue Damage was responsible for the Loch Ness Monster sightings.
• Blue Damage spelled backwards is Chuck Norris.
• Blue Damage is Dr. Phil’s only bookmark in Firefox.
• Blue Damage doesn’t get as much hate mail as you think it would.
• Blue Damage has a staff of 30 people, but, only 2 actually write for the publication.
• Blue Damage thinks the new Thom Yorke album is pretty good.
• Blue Damage, along with the internets, is backed up onto a floppy drive everyday at exactly 9:00PM And 9:30PM.
• Blue Damage comes tricked out with glowing lights, bro.
• Blue Damage can also be worn as a hat.
• Blue Damage throws the best parties.
• Blue Damage was one of the first sites indexed in Google.
• Blue Damage is located close to the heart of Scientology.
• Blue Damage single handedly protects the US from terrorists everyday.
• Blue Damage was abused by George Bush heavily in the late 70s. Both as a hard drug AND a terrorism interrogation suspect.

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