Here are some of the most memorable comments from our readers during the years 2005-2006. We thank you all, from the idiots to the ones playing along.

On Backing Up the Internet

Should you be fortunate enough to be as internet savvy as I am, you might have Windows 98 installed. With this, you can compress the internet using Winzip, then compress that file using WinRar. Once this is done, you can compress the WinRar file once again with WinZip into a self extracting file, then compress that file with WinAce. Once you get all of the air out of the internets with this compression technique, you can download them to a USB drive. Remember, if you do not click ’safely remove hardware’ icon before taking the USB drive out of your computer, all of the files will decompress causing your USB drive to explode, spilling every single file from the internets all over your house. If this should happen, you can go to command line and type this:
format house:
This erase all computer files from your house. However, should your USB drive explode in your office, you will need to install a copy of Office in order to format your office.
I learned all of this from some dude.

Comment by Fat Kid At McDonalds — 9/13/05

This addition to the tutorial saved me hours and hours of hassle when I was backing up the internet on several 10MB USB drives last year, even though I never actually got a chance to try it out. Windows 98 would not install on my computer because my computer is a cat.

On Really Scary Chain Letters

Uh these chain are not all that scary I mean come on and ostrich on the porch drinkin and smokin come on now be forreal……….Ostriches cant smoke or drink so…………..you can tell these are fake.

Comment by Tweety — 4/12/06

Amanda, are these any less fake than getting an IM from someone that’s dead? Everyone else found them scary, especially the ostrich one (which is real).

If there is such a group, they’ve probably got a great point. Evolution cannot be proven any more than any scientific theory of beginnings. So it’s all a leap of faith. The Holy Spirit’s messages on The Chrisitian Prophet blog say that both theories are incorrect. But the Holy Spirit seems to be very concerned about mindless worship of science. Luckily we have The Holy Inheritance blog which says we were all created by love.

Comment by A Christian Prophet — 12/22/05 on Intelligent Design Advocates Pin Science as a Religion

We all thought this one had to be a joke. Click on his website to find out it is not a joke, or it is part of a bigger joke. Like Religion.

Okay you guys are way beyond stupid if you seriously think that you can put a c-d on to the ipod.
you have to rip the c-d on to the computer and then put it on the nanno. Its common scene. I am only 16 and I know how to do this. common seriously.

Second part of your article, they make cases so you can place the ipod into the holder and then you clip it on to a shirt or pants or any clothing.

Third part of your article,
Its called spy where. Or any kind of virus protection. My dad works with computers. I can take one apart and put it back together. That just means your computers really sucked. It hasn’t hurt my computer or my boyfriends.

so in conclusion you should maybe learn a little bit more about technology before you start bagging on things.
Maybe they where a little to high Tec for you guys.
Seriously this web site is pointless. Your just wasting you money.
Yeah maybe an ipod takes so time to do things with it but you know what its worth it in the end.

Anyone who read this please e-mail me an tell me what you think. I feel as if I am proving something strong.
meyousikNeye@hotmail.com
Nicole.

Comment by Nicole — 1/2/06 on Why the iPod Nano Sucks

Nicole, I don’t know whether to laugh with you or mock you, but, let me know if you are able to get the damn cd to fit inside of the Nano. I still haven’t been able to.

This is bullshit ! I’ve been deleting the internets for 6 fucking days now. It just sits there and I don’t even have a progress bar.

Comment by Chris — 8/23/05 on Delete the Internet(s)

Chris, I understand your frustration. Give it time.

Ok wise guy, how do you explain the hurricane’s that were around in Columbis’ time? You know, the hurricanes in the 1600’s. Plus the Dopplar radar can’t even reach out into the Atlantic before the beam is traveling through space. Another point is that why would they have the “giant network of weather manipulating super-needles” in the middle of the country? Why don’t they keep the hurricane’s at Category 5 and destory the whole world, besides them? And what do you have against south eastern meteorologists and both the Home Depot and Publix? As you can see, your ship, called your “theory”, is full of holes, and it just sank to the bottom of Davy Jones’ Locker.

Comment by Timmy — 7/19/05 on The Hurricane Conspiracy

HA! HA! Timmy, your face is stupids.

Define sarcasm. I think it is definitely just stupidity to claim that there are no lightsabers in the movie. I have seen the movie 4 times now since it has been out and there are a ton of fights. This guy just doesn’t have any idea what he is talking about, and neither do you!! Im not boycotting Lucas, I am boycotting this website!

Comment by iHeArTCoMmUnIsM — 5/25/05 on Star Wars 3 Sucks

She boycotted me too after this comment. Seriously.

I am an attorney that is currently working on a class action law suit against Firefox as I believe that they are discriminating against homosexualistic people. You see, me and my homosexualistic friends love to post pictures of ourselves on the intranet exploring each others root directories, if you catch my drift. But Firefox (which at first we thought was a completely sexy name…. reminded me of Raoul back in college… but anyway I digress) has yet to post our website on their version of the intranet. Every single time I type in www.iloveyourgroin.org on the Firefox browser it tells me it can not be found. Now damn it, this is a .org site we’re talking about! Not some gay porn site! This is obviously a site that has to benefit the community (even if all the content is based on different scents we recollect from different groins we have sniffed in bowling alley bathrooms in the Hackensack area).
Please, help us bring an end to the tyranny at Mozilla (the ones who are AGAINST homosexualistic mens) by signing our petition. It can be done in multiple (we ALWAYS look forward to that) ways:
1) Call them
2)Call your ISP
3)Call your mom
4)Call me (if you are 18-30, m, 5′4-5′9, 125-180#, blonde or brunette, own place, no home number).
We CAN and (with your curiosity) WILL make the intranet fun for all homosexualistic mens again!
Long live Quentin Tarantino!

Comment by groinsniffer — 7/25/05 on Why Firefox Sucks

I don’t know where you are groinsniffer, but, please come back and post more.

there should be more pctures of frick’in monkeys because i love them so so much i even own a monkey named Cocanut we even sleep together so comfortible

Comment by cool chick — 3/31/05 on Monkeys Not Working Around the Clock

I couldn’t agree more Cool Chick. Monkeys are comfortible.

Thanks again everyone!