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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by amy</title>
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		<dc:creator>amy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Entitled: A scary way to break up.

****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

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<p>****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….</p>
<p>A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.</p>
<p>Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”</p>
<p>He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.</p>
<p>Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.</p>
<p>Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.</p>
<p>If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died</p>
<p>You have 13 minutes</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by Santiago</title>
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		<dc:creator>Santiago</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 05:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>but i gots 2 scary chain mails
During a thunderstorm …

Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh … nothing much about to go to a party … haha you?
Beth: Haha nice … uhhh just staying in for the night.
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask you …
Beth: Yeah … what?
Ben: Can you please come over and watch my brother for me? I won’t be able to go if no one watches him.
Beth: Ughh … well ….
Ben: Please Beth!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I’ll be over in a few minutes.

A few minutes later, Beth arrives at Ben’s house.

Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you look really nice.
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here’s my number. Call me in about an hour and tell me how everything is, okay?
Beth: Alright, bye!

Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben’s younger brother.

Beth: Hey sport!
John: Hi Beth … I’m really scared …
Beth: Awww … don’t be. I’m here. Lets turn on some T.V.

As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly went out. John freaked out and screamed!

Beth: John, it’s okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn’t work! Uhmmm … okay, okay, lets go up to your brother’s room. I think he has an extra one.
John: *mumbles* okay.

As Beth and John headed up towards Ben’s room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines.

John: *screams* What was that?!
Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is.
John: But I didn’t … *Johns voice started to fade away …*
Beth: Hey Ben! How’s the party?
ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call you in 5 minutes?
Beth: Sure. But where’s the flashlight in your room?
Ben: Oh, uhmmm … it’s under my bed, to the left. I think.

Beth walks over to Ben’s bed and screams.

Beth: Oh my God!
ben: What happened?!
beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn’t know you had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bloody knife on its hand. It looks so real! Where did you get it? Did you get it at the Halloween store?
Ben: Beth … I don’t have a clown statue in my bedroom.

The line quickly goes dead. Ben started panicing and raced home as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and Ben were no where to be seen. He saw his brother lying on his bed.

Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to himself* I can’t believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me.

He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace account and checked his bulletins. I noticed that he had a random new friend. The profile picture was a freaky clown face. That made him freak out a bit. Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had posted a bulletin called “Clowning Around”. Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin that he saw last night! He got freaked out and didn’t repost it.

Trembling, he got in his bed, next to his brother and kissed his cheek good night.

Ben: You can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night.

Suddenly, the figure in the bed turned to ben.

Clown: Now its your turn.

Ben let out a high pitch screamed and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw Ben under the bed along with Beth and John.

If you don’t repost this in the next 10 minutes, the clown will appear by your bed tonight, while you’re sleeping and the same ending will happen to you.

and————————————————————————————-
Best Answer – Chosen by Asker
Teddy Chain Letter. Its Pretty Scary If You Ask. Heres The Full Chain.
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I’ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight

Comment by mkitty — 6/15/09 @ 12:23 am</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>but i gots 2 scary chain mails<br />
During a thunderstorm …</p>
<p>Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?<br />
Ben: Uhhh … nothing much about to go to a party … haha you?<br />
Beth: Haha nice … uhhh just staying in for the night.<br />
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask you …<br />
Beth: Yeah … what?<br />
Ben: Can you please come over and watch my brother for me? I won’t be able to go if no one watches him.<br />
Beth: Ughh … well ….<br />
Ben: Please Beth!<br />
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I’ll be over in a few minutes.</p>
<p>A few minutes later, Beth arrives at Ben’s house.</p>
<p>Ben: Hey, thanks so much!<br />
beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you look really nice.<br />
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here’s my number. Call me in about an hour and tell me how everything is, okay?<br />
Beth: Alright, bye!</p>
<p>Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben’s younger brother.</p>
<p>Beth: Hey sport!<br />
John: Hi Beth … I’m really scared …<br />
Beth: Awww … don’t be. I’m here. Lets turn on some T.V.</p>
<p>As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly went out. John freaked out and screamed!</p>
<p>Beth: John, it’s okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn’t work! Uhmmm … okay, okay, lets go up to your brother’s room. I think he has an extra one.<br />
John: *mumbles* okay.</p>
<p>As Beth and John headed up towards Ben’s room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines.</p>
<p>John: *screams* What was that?!<br />
Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is.<br />
John: But I didn’t … *Johns voice started to fade away …*<br />
Beth: Hey Ben! How’s the party?<br />
ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call you in 5 minutes?<br />
Beth: Sure. But where’s the flashlight in your room?<br />
Ben: Oh, uhmmm … it’s under my bed, to the left. I think.</p>
<p>Beth walks over to Ben’s bed and screams.</p>
<p>Beth: Oh my God!<br />
ben: What happened?!<br />
beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn’t know you had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bloody knife on its hand. It looks so real! Where did you get it? Did you get it at the Halloween store?<br />
Ben: Beth … I don’t have a clown statue in my bedroom.</p>
<p>The line quickly goes dead. Ben started panicing and raced home as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and Ben were no where to be seen. He saw his brother lying on his bed.</p>
<p>Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to himself* I can’t believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me.</p>
<p>He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace account and checked his bulletins. I noticed that he had a random new friend. The profile picture was a freaky clown face. That made him freak out a bit. Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had posted a bulletin called “Clowning Around”. Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin that he saw last night! He got freaked out and didn’t repost it.</p>
<p>Trembling, he got in his bed, next to his brother and kissed his cheek good night.</p>
<p>Ben: You can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night.</p>
<p>Suddenly, the figure in the bed turned to ben.</p>
<p>Clown: Now its your turn.</p>
<p>Ben let out a high pitch screamed and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw Ben under the bed along with Beth and John.</p>
<p>If you don’t repost this in the next 10 minutes, the clown will appear by your bed tonight, while you’re sleeping and the same ending will happen to you.</p>
<p>and————————————————————————————-<br />
Best Answer – Chosen by Asker<br />
Teddy Chain Letter. Its Pretty Scary If You Ask. Heres The Full Chain.<br />
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don’t send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I’ll hide under your bed. When you’re asleep, I’ll kill you. Don’t believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn’t believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she’s not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don’t want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn’t want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don’t know if he’ll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I’ll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you’ll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight</p>
<p>Comment by mkitty — 6/15/09 @ 12:23 am</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by heeloow</title>
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		<dc:creator>heeloow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 04:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by monkey</title>
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		<dc:creator>monkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 04:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ooh lala why wood i want to repost the one whith the 3 guys i nead a boyfriend enyways and that sonds kinky</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ooh lala why wood i want to repost the one whith the 3 guys i nead a boyfriend enyways and that sonds kinky</p>
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		<title>Comment on A Staring Contest with a Cat by Mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 15:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My cat said &quot;hello&quot; once, got it on tape</description>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by 12345678910</title>
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		<dc:creator>12345678910</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 05:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Few questions no offense to anyone but 
1 WTF what&#039;s with the ostrich 
2 who thinks that their boyfriend is going to propose but dumps
them in a fuckin lake and calls them a bitch????</description>
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1 WTF what&#8217;s with the ostrich<br />
2 who thinks that their boyfriend is going to propose but dumps<br />
them in a fuckin lake and calls them a bitch????</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by emma</title>
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		<dc:creator>emma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 04:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by “1 scary way to break up”,</title>
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		<dc:creator>“1 scary way to break up”,</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 01:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Entitled: A scary way to break up.

****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Entitled: A scary way to break up.</p>
<p>****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….</p>
<p>A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.</p>
<p>Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”</p>
<p>He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.</p>
<p>Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.</p>
<p>Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.</p>
<p>If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died</p>
<p>You have 13 minutes</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by rebekah</title>
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		<dc:creator>rebekah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Entitled: A scary way to break up.

****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Entitled: A scary way to break up.</p>
<p>****I dont believe this, but i got chill bumps …….</p>
<p>A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.</p>
<p>Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”</p>
<p>He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.</p>
<p>Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.</p>
<p>Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.</p>
<p>If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died</p>
<p>You have 13 minutes</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by Jenny Temmon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenny Temmon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 01:08:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.</p>
<p>Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”</p>
<p>He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.</p>
<p>Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.</p>
<p>Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.</p>
<p>If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died</p>
<p>You have 13 minutes</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by Sexyawesomelady</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/03/24/really-scary-chain-letters/comment-page-5/#comment-65523</link>
		<dc:creator>Sexyawesomelady</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>holy shit these are soooo fuckin gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed my guts out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>holy shit these are soooo fuckin gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed my guts out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by Cyndi Ledet</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/03/24/really-scary-chain-letters/comment-page-5/#comment-65522</link>
		<dc:creator>Cyndi Ledet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 01:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wrote this, tell me what you think :)

DO NOT READ THIS!!! BRAIN MELTING MAY OCCUR!!!
Once upon a time, there was a girl. She saw a chain about a zombie toddler coming to kill non-posters. She freaked, because she hated zombie toddlers. Like the one that ate her mom&#039;s brain five years ago. So she sent it to the 50 people recommended. The next... See More day, she was worried, because the toddler was supposed to eat her brain at 5:00. She was worried she didn&#039;t do it right. When 5:00 came, her laptop turned on, and the face of Chuck Norris came out at her. &quot;What the hell?&quot; she said. &quot;I was expecting that creepy little baby!&quot; &quot;Nope,&quot; said Chuck. &quot;I ate him.&quot; You can do that?&quot; She asked, puzzled. &quot;Chuck Norris, duh!&quot; Said Chuck. So he punched her with the fist hidden in his beard, and she died.

If you don&#039;t post this to 10 other posts, Chuck Norris will beat you with his beard-fist.
If you post it to 10 other posts, Chuck will turn a giraffe blue, give it to you, and make you a glass of purple orange juice.</description>
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<p>DO NOT READ THIS!!! BRAIN MELTING MAY OCCUR!!!<br />
Once upon a time, there was a girl. She saw a chain about a zombie toddler coming to kill non-posters. She freaked, because she hated zombie toddlers. Like the one that ate her mom&#8217;s brain five years ago. So she sent it to the 50 people recommended. The next&#8230; See More day, she was worried, because the toddler was supposed to eat her brain at 5:00. She was worried she didn&#8217;t do it right. When 5:00 came, her laptop turned on, and the face of Chuck Norris came out at her. &#8220;What the hell?&#8221; she said. &#8220;I was expecting that creepy little baby!&#8221; &#8220;Nope,&#8221; said Chuck. &#8220;I ate him.&#8221; You can do that?&#8221; She asked, puzzled. &#8220;Chuck Norris, duh!&#8221; Said Chuck. So he punched her with the fist hidden in his beard, and she died.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t post this to 10 other posts, Chuck Norris will beat you with his beard-fist.<br />
If you post it to 10 other posts, Chuck will turn a giraffe blue, give it to you, and make you a glass of purple orange juice.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by jun</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/03/24/really-scary-chain-letters/comment-page-5/#comment-65521</link>
		<dc:creator>jun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 05:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fuckk!all those thimgs are not real!bullshit.,</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fuckk!all those thimgs are not real!bullshit.,</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by Lilly</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/03/24/really-scary-chain-letters/comment-page-5/#comment-65520</link>
		<dc:creator>Lilly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 00:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1 scary way to break up
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1 scary way to break up<br />
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.</p>
<p>Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”</p>
<p>He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.</p>
<p>Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.</p>
<p>Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.</p>
<p>If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died</p>
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		<title>Comment on Really Scary Chain Letters! by I object!</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/03/24/really-scary-chain-letters/comment-page-5/#comment-65519</link>
		<dc:creator>I object!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 14:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>um. wow. these things are freaking fake!!!!!!! i can make one


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there once was a girl named gina. gina was unhappy so she ran away with her boyfriend. she was on the computer and saw a message: I am jenna. i know you but you dont know me. i will find you. you are in the woods......................

gina died. do not foward this to 11 people!!!!! if you do, jenna will find you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>um. wow. these things are freaking fake!!!!!!! i can make one</p>
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there once was a girl named gina. gina was unhappy so she ran away with her boyfriend. she was on the computer and saw a message: I am jenna. i know you but you dont know me. i will find you. you are in the woods&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>gina died. do not foward this to 11 people!!!!! if you do, jenna will find you!</p>
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