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		<title>New Firefox Extension Makes The Mundane Thrilling, Sexy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I closed that tab about halfway into the second paragraph,&#8221; shouts Tray Barton, self proclaimed internet ADD sufferer. &#8220;I mean, all of the information on the internet excites me to the point of climax, but&#8230; I can never get through an article without spacing out and navigating away from the page to find more demotivational [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2008/08/01/new-firefox-extension/</link>
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		<title>Disillusioned Voter Turns to Zoltar Fortune Teller for Answers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Ever wonder why the system only produces horrible, unaccountable candidates for president?  Many of us are aware of the lesser of two evils principle: the idea that of two bad choices, one isn&#8217;t as bad as the other, and should be chosen over the one that is a greater threat. A confused twenty-something [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2008/01/25/disillusioned-voters-turn-to-zoltan-fortune-teller/</link>
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		<title>Rudy Giuliani&#8217;s name misspelled on Florida Sample Ballot</title>
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Shouldn&#8217;t things like this be proofread? Well, at least the sample ballots still have a paper trail. 
*puts on tin foil hat*
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		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2008/01/12/rudi-giuliani/</link>
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		<title>Disregard the Candle Party Invitation, Government Mind Control</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
&#8220;The tragedy of the whole thing is that candles are so beautiful,&#8221; Chemist Benjamin Jones exhaustedly affirmed. Jones was dressed in a Batman costume, however, for the sake of truthful journalism, we decided to hear him out. &#8220;Certain types of candles emit toxic chemicals that nearly train the mind to become malleable. The high [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/10/14/government-using-toxins-from-candles-for-mind-control/</link>
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		<title>CIA Goes Web 2.0</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The internet has a lot of information on it&#8230; well, that&#8217;s an understatement. It is estimated to have over 1,000 floppy disks worth of data just throughout America alone. How would a CIA agent go through all that information to find potential threats, leads on important cases and squash out conspiracy theories that might have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/10/12/cia-goes-web-20/</link>
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		<title>Capital of India Becomes First Corporately Sponsored City</title>
		<description><![CDATA[New Delhi (AP) &#8211; Computer super power Dell has taken corporate sponsorship to the next level. Following in the proud tradition of the Coors Brewing Company, America West Airlines and RCA, Dell has decided to sponsor something on a much larger scale &#8211; a nation&#8217;s capital.
Pioneering the concept of putting your companies name on an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/09/14/capital-of-india-becomes-first-corporately-sponsored-city/</link>
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		<title>Dick Cheney Tells National Archives He&#8217;s a Robot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Well, Dick Cheney is at it again, with his wacky dance moves and delicious homemade cannoli rolls. However, the latest with the Vice President unfortunately doesn&#8217;t involve wacky dancing or cannoli rolls. Cheney, in order to greasily slip his way out of providing classified information for the National Archives, told them that he a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/06/22/dick-cheney-the-robot/</link>
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		<title>Snooty Hybrid Drivers Are Polluting At Record Levels</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
The latest statement in &#8220;green&#8221; technology is without doubt hybrid automobiles. However, even hybrid automobiles still require burning large amounts of fossil fuels, regardless of how advanced the fuel efficiency is. Trey Kaitens, an expert in energy consumption, psychology and rare stamp appraising, has some startling news about the fuel consumption of hybrid drivers. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/06/18/hybrid-driving-pollution/</link>
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		<title>The Three Main Reasons Why Macs Suck (Part 2)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why are people still sending us hate mail telling us Macs are better than PCs? I&#8217;m back to beat the dead horse with three MORE reasons why Macs suck. As Macs have slowly infiltrated my place of residence, clogging the intranet tubes like Steve Job&#8217;s pubic hair in the sink, I&#8217;ve become pissed beyond belief. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/03/26/why-macs-suck-part-2/</link>
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		<title>Finally, the Comment Awards!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry so late on these. I should be doing a yearly posting about our favorite comments, just happens that these are quite late and we didn&#8217;t do one last year. Here they are, enjoy!
http://www.bluedamage.com/comment-awards-2005-2006/
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		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/02/22/comment-awards/</link>
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		<title>Why The Apple iPhone Sucks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am pleased to announce Blue Damage has received a shiny, coveted gadget symbolizing a higher status in the tech community. Yes, it&#8217;s an advanced copy of the Apple iPhone. I was able to get my muculent mitts around this cellular device several months in advance. A Mac employee wanting to remain anonymous is a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/01/11/the-apple-iphone-sucks/</link>
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		<title>10 Things that Would Be Weird to Hate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are things you love and things that you hate. There are also things you love to hate. Since 95% of the internet deals with things people just plain hate, we decided to do something different. Blue Damage decided to give it a spin, non-hannitized, and discuss things that are really weird to hate.
1) Clyesdales
The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/12/09/10-things-that-would-be-weird-to-hate/</link>
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		<title>Faulty Voting Machines Wonder What&#8217;s the Point?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ok, I&#8217;ll admit,&#8221; Secret Galactic Overlord Zurbox claimed, &#8220;Using recovered alien technology reverse engineered into voting machines doesn&#8217;t seem like such a good idea anymore.&#8221;  It pulled up his gamma-trousers, adjusted its omni-cod-piece, and continued.
&#8220;It all started as a search for a cost efficient alternative to mind control.  Brain washing the masses is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/11/06/faulty-voting-machines/</link>
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		<title>The Read the Bills Act of 2006</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Accountability is the Republican theme for the upcoming election next month. Congress recently passed the The Read the Bills Act of 2006, which will finally force our elected officials to read the laws that they have been passing. Without reading. Yes, it came as a shock to us as well that the government has [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/22/read-the-bills-act-of-2006/</link>
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		<title>Republican Mark Foley blames Scandal on Clinton, Liberal Corruption</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While it is surprising to see Mark Foley without his &#8220;child shield&#8221; in an interview, we were able to catch up with him and discuss the recent allegations and a few predictions from the Blue Damage team. One on one, via AIM. If you are wondering what a &#8220;child shield&#8221; is, it is in reference [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/10/04/mark-foley-blames-clinton/</link>
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