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	<title>Blue Damage &#187; Cultural Distortion</title>
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		<title>Disillusioned Voter Turns to Zoltar Fortune Teller for Answers</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2008/01/25/disillusioned-voters-turn-to-zoltan-fortune-teller/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Ever wonder why the system only produces horrible, unaccountable candidates for president?  Many of us are aware of the lesser of two evils principle: the idea that of two bad choices, one isn&#8217;t as bad as the other, and should be chosen over the one that is a greater threat. A confused twenty-something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Capital of India Becomes First Corporately Sponsored City</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Delhi (AP) &#8211; Computer super power Dell has taken corporate sponsorship to the next level. Following in the proud tradition of the Coors Brewing Company, America West Airlines and RCA, Dell has decided to sponsor something on a much larger scale &#8211; a nation&#8217;s capital.
Pioneering the concept of putting your companies name on an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snooty Hybrid Drivers Are Polluting At Record Levels</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
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The latest statement in &#8220;green&#8221; technology is without doubt hybrid automobiles. However, even hybrid automobiles still require burning large amounts of fossil fuels, regardless of how advanced the fuel efficiency is. Trey Kaitens, an expert in energy consumption, psychology and rare stamp appraising, has some startling news about the fuel consumption of hybrid drivers. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George Bush Vetoes Stem Cell Research Bill, Collects Embryos for Project</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 22:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ It would come without a shock that the first and only bill that George Bush would veto would have to do with Stem Cell research. Of course, this isn&#8217;t news as all as it happened nearly a month ago. However, there are new developments in the story that Blue Damage was able to uncover. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Complaint about Homophobia on Blue Damage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We recieved this email complaint yesterday from a Sir Ludwig Van Hutten. One can only assume that it should be read with a thick British accent.
Dear Sir: 
I&#8217;m am writing about the subtle homophobic tone that Blue Damage has taken, especially since Max Power has started writing for the publication. Chaps that take issue with [...]]]></description>
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