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		<title>New Firefox Extension Makes The Mundane Thrilling, Sexy</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2008/08/01/new-firefox-extension/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I closed that tab about halfway into the second paragraph,&#8221; shouts Tray Barton, self proclaimed internet ADD sufferer. &#8220;I mean, all of the information on the internet excites me to the point of climax, but&#8230; I can never get through an article without spacing out and navigating away from the page to find more demotivational [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Three Main Reasons Why Macs Suck (Part 2)</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/03/26/why-macs-suck-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/03/26/why-macs-suck-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are people still sending us hate mail telling us Macs are better than PCs? I&#8217;m back to beat the dead horse with three MORE reasons why Macs suck. As Macs have slowly infiltrated my place of residence, clogging the intranet tubes like Steve Job&#8217;s pubic hair in the sink, I&#8217;ve become pissed beyond belief. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>99</slash:comments>
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		<title>Finally, the Comment Awards!</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/02/22/comment-awards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/02/22/comment-awards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry so late on these. I should be doing a yearly posting about our favorite comments, just happens that these are quite late and we didn&#8217;t do one last year. Here they are, enjoy!
http://www.bluedamage.com/comment-awards-2005-2006/
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		<title>Why The Apple iPhone Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/01/11/the-apple-iphone-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am pleased to announce Blue Damage has received a shiny, coveted gadget symbolizing a higher status in the tech community. Yes, it&#8217;s an advanced copy of the Apple iPhone. I was able to get my muculent mitts around this cellular device several months in advance. A Mac employee wanting to remain anonymous is a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>24</slash:comments>
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		<title>10 Things that Would Be Weird to Hate</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/12/09/10-things-that-would-be-weird-to-hate/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/12/09/10-things-that-would-be-weird-to-hate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 23:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/12/18/10-things-that-would-be-weird-to-hate/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are things you love and things that you hate. There are also things you love to hate. Since 95% of the internet deals with things people just plain hate, we decided to do something different. Blue Damage decided to give it a spin, non-hannitized, and discuss things that are really weird to hate.
1) Clyesdales
The [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Windows Vista delayed due to new version of Microsoft Bob!</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/05/24/microsoft-bob-on-vista/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/05/24/microsoft-bob-on-vista/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 20:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Steve Ballmer hinted today that Vista might be delayed EVEN MORE. Everyone in the IT industry and their mother has been talking about Microsoft pushing the release date back on Vista for nearly a year now. But what exactly are the reasons for this delay, besides Bill Gates obsession with quality? Microsoft has promised [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Computer Virus Alert: WATCH OUT!</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/05/02/computer-virus-alert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/05/02/computer-virus-alert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2006 19:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We received this email message today and were SHOCKED at the things that could happen if you get the computer virus. Below is the email.
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internets. If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line &#8220;REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP,&#8221; DO NOT read the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Really Scary Chain Letters!</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/03/24/really-scary-chain-letters/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/03/24/really-scary-chain-letters/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 19:08:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have been receiving some really scary chain letters, so, I thought I&#8217;d post them. We can&#8217;t figure out if they are real or not, but, they should be taken seriously because we received them on myspace as a bulletin which is official.
Entitled: A scary way to break up.
****I dont believe this, but i got [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>220</slash:comments>
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		<title>National Security Failures are by Design or, Homeland Insecurity</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/01/30/national-security-failures-are-by-design/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/01/30/national-security-failures-are-by-design/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Power</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The recent appalling failures in national security outlined by the 9/11 Commission’s report were found not to be due to obvious Executive, Legislative, and Judicial impotence. Rather on purpose, in an asinine attempt to stem the ever escalating violence.
Michael Chertoff comments to the media while throwing rocks from atop his heavily fortified, bullet proof glass [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Faith Base Jumping</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/12/16/faith-base-jumping/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/12/16/faith-base-jumping/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Power</dc:creator>
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A hip new trend is rapidly growing through America’s cool young religious circles these days called Faith Base Jumping.  It is a solo competition event where the pious athletes throw themselves off of a cliff or tall building and while plummeting to the earth below they pray their ass off in the hope that [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>49</slash:comments>
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		<title>Lion&#8217;s Coach, Steve Mariucci, Fired for being a Muggle</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/12/09/lions-coach-steve-mariucci/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/12/09/lions-coach-steve-mariucci/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 21:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Power</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lions head coach, Steve Mariucci, was fired recently.  Not for being a bad Football coach, and therefore less of a man, but for being a Muggle.  The non-magical coach was hired by the Ford Family back in 2003 and has since achieved a less than stellar record of 15-28 with the club.  [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Add a Caption for this Conversation</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/12/02/add-a-caption/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/12/02/add-a-caption/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2005 18:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Smokey the Bear Arrested For Arson</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/11/18/smokey-the-bear-arrested-for-arson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/11/18/smokey-the-bear-arrested-for-arson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Smokey the Bear, known for his plight and propaganda against wildfires and carelessness, was taken into custody this morning. Sources have discovered that Smokey is the main suspect in an arson case. Smokey&#8217;s lawyers have gone on record stating that he is innocent and was framed by Roger Rabbit, adding subtle irony to the case. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Golf Clubs Made Out of Orphan Souls</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/11/15/golf-clubs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/11/15/golf-clubs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 22:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Power</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Golf loses its &#8220;Most Civilized Sport&#8221; title today after it was revealed that the secret ingredient of high-quality clubs was not NASA grade carbon fiber at all. Instead, freshly shredded orphan souls. The whistle blower, Professor Rory Bellows, who wishes to remain anonymous, said that he could not stand shoving the thousands of bloodied and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Add a Caption for this Bush and Wilkerson Photo</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/11/09/write-a-conversation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/11/09/write-a-conversation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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