Why Firefox Sucks
Why do people keep contacting Blue Damage telling us to try out Firefox? A couple of months ago, our entire staff (we all run Windows 3.1) tried out Firefox and came to a few conclusions about this terrible excuse for a piece of software. The general synopsis of our conclusion revolves around it sucking almost as much trying to surf the internets on a Mac.
First off, you can’t customize Firefox at all. You are basically stuck with the defaults or WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get). Maybe they should make this software open source so people can develop useful plugins or nice themes for it. Internet Explorer has tons of cool plugins like Cool Search, MySearch etc. Some plugins will even change your IE homepage to a neat internet portal so you can effortlessly purchase provisions like Viagra and play Online Poker!
If the resurrection of Jesus Christ should bring anything to mind, it’s definitely fattening candy and coloring Easter eggs with hideous pastel colors. Some families afterwards even “hide” the Easter eggs in a ritual similar to the Jewish tradition of firing at spinning dreidels with sniper rifles. This Easter may not be so great for those expecting a nice visit from the Easter Bunny. He’s on strike this year and he’s sick of your whining.