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		<title>Man Dies from Too Much Cowbell</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/31/too-much-cowbell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that the more cowbell phenomenon needs to be taken a little more seriously, now more so than ever. Bruce Disraeli, a 23 year old male, was pronounced dead a little before 8 AM this morning. Diagnosis from the doctors? A brain aneurysm. Diagnosis from us? Too much Cowbell.
Phil, who wishes to keep his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nerd Rap Inspiring Nerdy Kids to Rap</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/22/nerd-rap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The quirky label of music, deemed nerd rap by the haters, is inspiring a new generation of rappers. No chains, no Escalades and certainly no time for those hoes. Subtract that and add pocket protectors, calculators and nasal spray; you&#8217;re about to get battled rapped by a nerd. Ya heard. 
Cedrick Wilford, a self-proclaimed nerd [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Computer Hates Me</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/03/10/my-computer-hates-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2005 04:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is quite hard to bridge the gap between this blog and the main website Blue Distortion, which deals mainly with art and music. However, this concept music does. Does your computer give you problems? Do you ever curse at your computer? Slap the side of the monitor? Pound on the keyboard with the rage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bin Laden Calls for More Cowbell</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/02/21/bin-laden-calls-for-more-cowbell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another Bin Laden propaganda tape was released today to the world. There are apparently many things that have changed in the last few months with Bin Laden. The reason for Jihad is one of them. &#8220;Well, it loosely translates to we need more cowbell,&#8221; said interpreter Gene Shalls after analyzing the new tape. Translators and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hardcore Emo Kid Dies from Being Too Emo</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/02/07/hardcore-emo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2005 18:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Widdle, former front man for the hardcore emo band &#8220;Forgive All the Blood,&#8221; died last week of undisclosed causes. Authorities would not release any information regarding his death. However, our team of investigators have found evidence that this wasn&#8217;t related to disease, badgers or even an accident; it was caused by being too Emo. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local DJ Sick of the Underground Polka Scene</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2004/12/11/underground-polka/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2004 07:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vinny Silverstein is no stranger to the underground scene of Polka. &#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;ve been DJing Polka for about 8 years now,&#8221; said Vinny. Vinny&#8217;s DJ name is Polkahontas and he is well know for his extremely underground, dark and heavy selection of Polka. He told us a little bit about the scene and his growing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apparently, this blog needs more cowbell!</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2004/09/29/more-cowbell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2004 21:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have recently been informed that this blog needs more cowbell. It got me thinking and I have come to a realization. Not only does this blog need more cowbell, but my life is missing it too. Therefore, I have decided to take a cowbell wherever I go and bang on it relentlessly. 
When people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drum and Bass, the true definition</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2004/09/12/drum-and-bass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2004/09/12/drum-and-bass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2004 23:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Describing drum and bass is always a challenge. It seems someone on Urban Dictionary has got it all figured out so we don&#8217;t have to worry anymore.
Dnb is typically played at satanic rave parties where girls are raped 6 times a night and everyone is forced to take Ecstasy by the promoters. Junglists usually don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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