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		<title>10 Things that Would Be Weird to Hate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2006 23:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are things you love and things that you hate. There are also things you love to hate. Since 95% of the internet deals with things people just plain hate, we decided to do something different. Blue Damage decided to give it a spin, non-hannitized, and discuss things that are really weird to hate.
1) Clyesdales
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 6th Pillar of Islam</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[At our noon meeting, the editor here at Blue Damage, my boss, pulled me aside to his office. &#8220;Great!&#8221; I thought, &#8220;How many times do I have to suck this guy off before I get my wife&#8217;s severed foot back?&#8221; But it had absolutely nothing to do with that, it was about an interview for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Faith Base Jumping</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
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A hip new trend is rapidly growing through America’s cool young religious circles these days called Faith Base Jumping.  It is a solo competition event where the pious athletes throw themselves off of a cliff or tall building and while plummeting to the earth below they pray their ass off in the hope that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Staring Contest with a Cat</title>
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		<title>Janet Jackson&#8217;s Expensive Boob</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 20:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right, CBS has to pay half of a million dollars ($550,000 to be exact) for their &#8220;wardrobe malfunction&#8221; during the superbowl. I&#8217;m sure it shocked and offended SO many people. After all, who would want their innocent children to see such outlandish and disgraceful things on television. I&#8217;m so outraged as well! I couldn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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