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		<title>Faulty Voting Machines Wonder What&#8217;s the Point?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Power</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ok, I&#8217;ll admit,&#8221; Secret Galactic Overlord Zurbox claimed, &#8220;Using recovered alien technology reverse engineered into voting machines doesn&#8217;t seem like such a good idea anymore.&#8221;  It pulled up his gamma-trousers, adjusted its omni-cod-piece, and continued.
&#8220;It all started as a search for a cost efficient alternative to mind control.  Brain washing the masses is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cindy Sheehan the Movie: Cindy and the Dragon</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Power</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When something or someone upsets me I tend to release my angry blood by writing a scathing satire. I unleash a lampoon so pretentious, so crass and so inane that no one in their right mind will understand or appreciate it. The following will be no exception.
But it could have been, oh sweet, slim and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cookies and Cream</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 03:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Power</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you ever wonder why young children do not really understand the concept of beauty? The answer is very simple really. You see, in comparison, the aborigines of Australia don&#8217;t understand it when people ask them about their religion, because to them, everything is religion. To the child, everything is beauty. That is why I [...]]]></description>
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