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		<title>Faith Base Jumping</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Power</dc:creator>
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A hip new trend is rapidly growing through America’s cool young religious circles these days called Faith Base Jumping.  It is a solo competition event where the pious athletes throw themselves off of a cliff or tall building and while plummeting to the earth below they pray their ass off in the hope that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lion&#8217;s Coach, Steve Mariucci, Fired for being a Muggle</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 21:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lions head coach, Steve Mariucci, was fired recently.  Not for being a bad Football coach, and therefore less of a man, but for being a Muggle.  The non-magical coach was hired by the Ford Family back in 2003 and has since achieved a less than stellar record of 15-28 with the club.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Golf Clubs Made Out of Orphan Souls</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 22:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Golf loses its &#8220;Most Civilized Sport&#8221; title today after it was revealed that the secret ingredient of high-quality clubs was not NASA grade carbon fiber at all. Instead, freshly shredded orphan souls. The whistle blower, Professor Rory Bellows, who wishes to remain anonymous, said that he could not stand shoving the thousands of bloodied and [...]]]></description>
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