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		<title>New Firefox Extension Makes The Mundane Thrilling, Sexy</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2008/08/01/new-firefox-extension/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2008/08/01/new-firefox-extension/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I closed that tab about halfway into the second paragraph,&#8221; shouts Tray Barton, self proclaimed internet ADD sufferer. &#8220;I mean, all of the information on the internet excites me to the point of climax, but&#8230; I can never get through an article without spacing out and navigating away from the page to find more demotivational [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Capital of India Becomes First Corporately Sponsored City</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/09/14/capital-of-india-becomes-first-corporately-sponsored-city/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/09/14/capital-of-india-becomes-first-corporately-sponsored-city/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dgreen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Delhi (AP) &#8211; Computer super power Dell has taken corporate sponsorship to the next level. Following in the proud tradition of the Coors Brewing Company, America West Airlines and RCA, Dell has decided to sponsor something on a much larger scale &#8211; a nation&#8217;s capital.
Pioneering the concept of putting your companies name on an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snooty Hybrid Drivers Are Polluting At Record Levels</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/06/18/hybrid-driving-pollution/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/06/18/hybrid-driving-pollution/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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The latest statement in &#8220;green&#8221; technology is without doubt hybrid automobiles. However, even hybrid automobiles still require burning large amounts of fossil fuels, regardless of how advanced the fuel efficiency is. Trey Kaitens, an expert in energy consumption, psychology and rare stamp appraising, has some startling news about the fuel consumption of hybrid drivers. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Three Main Reasons Why Macs Suck (Part 2)</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/03/26/why-macs-suck-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/03/26/why-macs-suck-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 18:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are people still sending us hate mail telling us Macs are better than PCs? I&#8217;m back to beat the dead horse with three MORE reasons why Macs suck. As Macs have slowly infiltrated my place of residence, clogging the intranet tubes like Steve Job&#8217;s pubic hair in the sink, I&#8217;ve become pissed beyond belief. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why The Apple iPhone Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/01/11/the-apple-iphone-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2007/01/11/the-apple-iphone-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am pleased to announce Blue Damage has received a shiny, coveted gadget symbolizing a higher status in the tech community. Yes, it&#8217;s an advanced copy of the Apple iPhone. I was able to get my muculent mitts around this cellular device several months in advance. A Mac employee wanting to remain anonymous is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Faulty Voting Machines Wonder What&#8217;s the Point?</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/11/06/faulty-voting-machines/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/11/06/faulty-voting-machines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Max Power</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ok, I&#8217;ll admit,&#8221; Secret Galactic Overlord Zurbox claimed, &#8220;Using recovered alien technology reverse engineered into voting machines doesn&#8217;t seem like such a good idea anymore.&#8221;  It pulled up his gamma-trousers, adjusted its omni-cod-piece, and continued.
&#8220;It all started as a search for a cost efficient alternative to mind control.  Brain washing the masses is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Windows Vista delayed due to new version of Microsoft Bob!</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/05/24/microsoft-bob-on-vista/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/05/24/microsoft-bob-on-vista/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 20:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Steve Ballmer hinted today that Vista might be delayed EVEN MORE. Everyone in the IT industry and their mother has been talking about Microsoft pushing the release date back on Vista for nearly a year now. But what exactly are the reasons for this delay, besides Bill Gates obsession with quality? Microsoft has promised [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>16</slash:comments>
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		<title>Computer Virus Alert: WATCH OUT!</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/05/02/computer-virus-alert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/05/02/computer-virus-alert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2006 19:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We received this email message today and were SHOCKED at the things that could happen if you get the computer virus. Below is the email.
There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internets. If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line &#8220;REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP,&#8221; DO NOT read the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Wireless 802.11n Standard, a Neurologist Conspiracy?</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/01/20/neurologist-wireless-router-conspiracy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2006/01/20/neurologist-wireless-router-conspiracy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 17:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new wireless standard, 802.11n, is going to revolutionize the speed in which you get brain cancer. 802.11n is actually multiple waves of 802.11g, which was the previous standard. By using a 802.11n wireless router and reciever, you can transfer data on multiple lines at once! This can only mean one thing besides faster internets. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Blogs Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/10/12/blogs-suck/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/10/12/blogs-suck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 21:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.bluedistortion.com/?p=90</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Even thought the &#8220;Controversial Subject Sucks&#8221; trifecta was completed a while back on Blue Damage, a lot of things still suck and are worth bitching about. So, look forward to more and more &#8220;this sucks&#8221; and &#8220;that sucks&#8221; articles in the near future. Today, we will tackle one of the more important sucks posts. Face [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>My Internets are&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/10/02/my-internets-are/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/10/02/my-internets-are/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 02:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=112</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why googling for the phrase &#8220;my internets are&#8221;, you will find such gems as&#8230;

My Internets are fastel than yours.
My Internets are being starved of their my internet supply.
My Internets are safe. (This was &#8220;varified&#8221;)
My Internets are the down.
My Internets are telling me conflicting stories.
My Internets are very powerful, and thou shall find thyself tumbling and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why The iPod Nano Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/09/18/the-ipod-nano-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/09/18/the-ipod-nano-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 02:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=108</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All over the world, people are very impressed with the latest Apple gadget, the little brother of the iPod, the iPod Nano. It&#8217;s very cool looking at first, but, looks can be decieving, huh Marc Summers? Here at Blue Damage Headquaters we were given an opportunity to try one out and give a review for [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>61</slash:comments>
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		<title>New Smart Import Function for Microsoft Office</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/31/smart-import/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/31/smart-import/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluedamage.com/?p=99</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For years, users wanting to import a Microsoft excel spreadsheet into a Microsoft word document had to do it by hand. This is somewhat frustrating since it could take several days to recreate some spreadsheets. These unfortunate users are in luck because of the latest Office Updates available on Microsoft&#8217;s site. The fine software engineers [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Delete the Internet(s)?</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/08/15/delete-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 03:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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When a computer asks you to delete the internets you should sheepishly oblige.
The process of deleting the internets does take quite a while, sometimes up to a half an hour. But, think about how much space this will clear up on your hard drive! Make sure you have a backup of the internets before you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why Firefox Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.bluedamage.com/2005/06/10/why-firefox-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2005 17:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Recipher</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do people keep contacting Blue Damage telling us to try out Firefox? A couple of months ago, our entire staff (we all run Windows 3.1) tried out Firefox and came to a few conclusions about this terrible excuse for a piece of software. The general synopsis of our conclusion revolves around it sucking almost [...]]]></description>
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