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9/14/04

Resident Evil – Apocalypse

Filed under: — Recipher @ 1:50 pm

The sequel is out in theaters and has raked in over $23 Million in its first week! The movie begins where the first left off. The virus has spread from the underground lab The Hive, forcing the Umbrella corporation to quarantine the entire city. Yeah, that’s basically the entire movie. The only part of the plot that was somewhat interesting was the very end of the movie, but I will not give that away. The special effects seemed low budget, even with today’s technology. The fight scenes, to quote Christy Lemire, “are a dark and messy mix of overly edited swish pans and jump cuts.” Based upon whether or not your played the videos games could also slant your outlook on the movie. This movie would have been a complete let down for me if it wasn’t for two things: Sienna Guillory and Milla Jovovich.

Sienna Guillory Milla Jovovich

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9/13/04

Hurricane Ivan and Thoughts on Life

Filed under: — Recipher @ 2:45 am

Florida’s weather in the summer sucks. Everday, your guaranteed to step out of the house and start sweating profusely before you even make it to the oven that is your car. Imagine what it is like with no air conditioning! Hurricanes are no laughing matter either! Parts of Florida were lucky enough to miss Charlie and be on the east coast for Frances. Now, the category 5 storm Ivan wants to play around with us and toy with our anxiety. The experts will tell you that there is nothing that we can do to change the outcome of the storm’s path. I think that is false, and this is why I think we should boycott hurricanes.

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9/12/04

Drum and Bass, the true definition

Filed under: — Recipher @ 7:29 pm

Describing drum and bass is always a challenge. It seems someone on Urban Dictionary has got it all figured out so we don’t have to worry anymore.

Dnb is typically played at satanic rave parties where girls are raped 6 times a night and everyone is forced to take Ecstasy by the promoters. Junglists usually don’t take ecstasy however; they prefer cannabis or pcp. Because of this, the dnb room probably seems alot less friendly than the rest of the rave to most people who don’t know what a amen is. Jungle is also associated with thug culture and there are alot of mean junglists who could kick your ass.

Classic! This passage was originally taken from Urban Dictionary, however, the definition has recently been removed.

9/11/04

Welcome!

Filed under: — site admin @ 2:48 am

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